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Title: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Syt on February 10, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5huQDS_AeBgfe8v58vU04JfGwzJIg

QuoteHong Kong widow killed by falling pensioner

(AFP) – 10 hours ago

HONG KONG — A Hong Kong widow who lost her husband in an accident three years ago was killed when an elderly neighbour plunged from her high-rise flat and landed on top of her, police said Wednesday.

Both women were killed in the bizarre accident Tuesday after the 74-year-old slipped while collecting clothes from a drying rack outside her flat, a common sight in the densely populated city of seven million.

The elderly woman fell from her 27th-floor flat and landed directly on top of Chan Kwai-mui, 51.

In 2007, Chan was left a widow when a crane collapsed at a construction site, killing her husband and another worker.

"She had just managed to get over the death of her husband," local media quoted Chan's neighbour as saying.

mono rejoices that two birds that were sipping from welfare were killed by one, well, pensioner.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: KRonn on February 10, 2010, 03:59:22 PM
This is a nasty accident!!!    :o
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Ed Anger on February 10, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
That is just wong.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: DisturbedPervert on February 10, 2010, 04:25:46 PM
Slipped?  Could have been very well aimed murder
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 10, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
That is just wong.

Chan you explain why?
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: grumbler on February 10, 2010, 04:37:33 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 10, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
That is just wong.

Chan you explain why?
Because if you accidentally kill someone you shouldn't immediately go to pieces over it.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Josquius on February 10, 2010, 04:39:09 PM
In most places this would be a one in a million chance.
AS crowded as Hong Kong is though....I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Syt on February 10, 2010, 04:47:25 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 10, 2010, 04:39:09 PM
In most places this would be a one in a million chance.
AS crowded as Hong Kong is though....I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

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Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Habbaku on February 10, 2010, 04:48:20 PM
"Where's Mono?™"
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: MadImmortalMan on February 10, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
Should have gotten a dryer.  :P
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Caliga on February 10, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
Chan You Sai Wai?
Fixed. :)
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 06:39:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 10, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
Chan You Sai Wai?
Fixed. :)

Dammit! I really wish I was a better punner.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Caliga on February 10, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
I actually screwed that up... meant to say "Chan Yu Sei Wai?"  :blush:
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Barrister on February 10, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
All fucking punners must fucking hang. :frusty:
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 10, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
All fucking punners must fucking hang. :frusty:

I didn't know you were in to auto-erotic asphyxiation... :o
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Ed Anger on February 10, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
hung-fu.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Zanza on February 10, 2010, 07:02:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 10, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
All fucking punners must fucking hang. :frusty:
This thread suggests there is more than one kind of long drop.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Monoriu on February 10, 2010, 07:12:31 PM
Police says the old woman slipped while trying to hang her clothes outside the window to dry.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Monoriu on February 10, 2010, 07:16:15 PM
In other news, a 40 year old woman had a quarrel with her husband over the education of their daughter.  The wife ended up throwing the 4 year old kid down, then jumped after her.  The kid survived because a net caught her.  The older woman plunged through the net and died.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 10, 2010, 07:16:15 PM
In other news, a 40 year old woman had a quarrel with her husband over the education of their daughter.  The wife ended up throwing the 4 year old kid down, then jumped after her.  The kid survived because a net caught her.  The older woman plunged through the net and died.

Karma. Can't beat it.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Monoriu on February 10, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
QuoteHONG KONG (AFP) - Rescue workers on Saturday pulled a fourth body from the rubble of a rundown housing block that collapsed in Hong Kong as the government ordered urgent checks on all buildings more than 50 years old.

The five-storey building, built in the 1950s, collapsed in seconds on Friday afternoon in Kowloon district, witnesses told local television.

Rescuers retrieved a fourth body early Saturday following an overnight search, the government said in a statement.

"She was certified dead at the scene," it said. "So far, four persons died and two (were) injured in the collapse."

Rescue workers were continuing to search for a fifth person believed to be trapped in the rubble, broadcaster RTHK said. Reports said renovation work was being carried out on the building but the cause of the collapse was unclear.

About 100 people affected by the collapse spent the night in two community centres.

Au Choi-kai, director of buildings, said a repair order had been served on the owners of the block this month. But he added that its condition was not bad enough to order its closure, RTHK reported.

Development Secretary Carrie Lam has ordered checks on all buildings more than 50 years old, it said.

The South China Morning Post described it as "the worst incident of its kind in the city in decades".

Reports said the building collapsed in a matter of seconds.

"I saw bits and pieces of earth and tiles sliding down the wall at the beginning... a woman was trying to climb out through the window. About 15 seconds later, the building fell like dominoes," a passer-by told Cable TV.

Decades-old, rundown residential blocks are often interspersed with high rises in Hong Kong, an international financial hub famous for its high population density and fast pace of redevelopment.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/6740163/four-killed-in-hong-kong-building-collapse/
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Agelastus on February 10, 2010, 07:56:55 PM
Mono, are you trying to tell us something?
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: sbr on February 10, 2010, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 10, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
hung-fu.
:D

I just got it.

:Embarrass:
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: DGuller on February 11, 2010, 08:52:30 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 10, 2010, 06:50:22 PM
All fucking punners must fucking hang. :frusty:
All those puns, especially the fake outrage puns, are really in bad taste.  Put yourself in her spot, imagine how you would've felt?  Personally, I would've felt crushed.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: Solmyr on February 11, 2010, 10:37:58 AM
These puns have really fallen to a new low, hitting rock bottom.
Title: Re: Hong Kong widow killed by pensioner falling from 27th floor.
Post by: The Brain on February 11, 2010, 01:49:03 PM
Can she get up?