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Poll
Question: What kind of grill should I get?
Option 1: A cheap gas grill votes: 3
Option 2: a Weber kettle charcoal grill votes: 5
Option 3: This massive charcoal grill at Sam's that is more expensive votes: 2
Option 4: Go for broke and get the big gas grill with a rotisserie built in votes: 6
Option 5: Roast Jaron over an open fire while singing Christmas carols. votes: 3
Title: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 03, 2009, 08:59:05 PM
And explain:
In what way, was the Holy Roman Empire holy, Roman, or an Empire?  :mad:
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: vinraith on April 03, 2009, 09:13:35 PM
Gas is evil, so the first one is right out. Between the others, it's really a matter of what you want to use it for, how often you plan to use it, and how much cash you've got to invest. Rotisserie grills are awesome, but you need to be pretty sure you're going to use it often to justify the expense.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: citizen k on April 03, 2009, 11:07:29 PM
Don't be a wuss. Go all out:

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Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: PRC on April 04, 2009, 01:55:06 AM
Just get a normal propane gas grill.  You don't have to have house natural gas hookup or super bbq.. but don't get the cheapest CAD Tire has to offer either, get something that feels alright.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 04, 2009, 04:12:53 AM
George Foreman 
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 04:51:22 AM
 kettle charcoal grill
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Caliga on April 04, 2009, 05:14:33 AM
I agree with Vinny, f&*k a gas grill.  I have one now (gift from Princesca's grandpa) and the taste of grilled meat is definitely inferior... plus it's more difficult to sear shit since the gas flames don't leap nearly as high.

Given that you live in Mass. and the grilling season is like three weeks :P , I would get a Weber kettle grill.  That's what we had when we lived there.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 06:15:54 AM
Hey, you can grill year round here so long as you sweep the snow off the deck!  My current grill is corroding into a pile of rusted crud, so I'm afraid to use it. 

When I return from the Left Coast I shall check this poll again and make my purchase.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
Something large enough to grill an aurochs.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Grey Fox on April 04, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100656320&N=10000003+90191+503402 (http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100656320&N=10000003+90191+503402)

That.

Fuck Charcoal.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 09:55:22 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
Something large enough to grill an aurochs.

WAI?
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
Something large enough to grill an aurochs.

My deck is smaller than the average auroch.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: dps on April 04, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
At first, I thought the thread was "what kind of girl should I get", and I was going to vote "one with big boobs".
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: The Nickname Who Was Thursday on April 04, 2009, 11:36:51 AM
Quote from: dps on April 04, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
At first, I thought the thread was "what kind of girl should I get", and I was going to vote "one with big boobs".

For Wags, definitely a blond Italian girl.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 01:12:58 PM
Quote from: The Nickname Who Was Thursday on April 04, 2009, 11:36:51 AM
Quote from: dps on April 04, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
At first, I thought the thread was "what kind of girl should I get", and I was going to vote "one with big boobs".

For Wags, definitely a blond Italian girl.
:(
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Capetan Mihali on April 04, 2009, 01:54:16 PM
Unless you can afford diamond, gold is probably your best bet.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Scipio on April 04, 2009, 03:55:13 PM
Weber kettle.  No question.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
Something large enough to grill an aurochs.

My deck is smaller than the average auroch.
:o How bourgeois!
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on April 04, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
Something large enough to grill an aurochs.

My deck is smaller than the average auroch.
:o How bourgeois!
Well I have two decks. The one the grill is for is small.  I don't wanna put the freakin grill on the deck near my bedroom.  I ain't carrying food or having people tramp through my shit yo.
Title: Re: What kind of grill should I get?
Post by: Caliga on April 09, 2009, 07:58:44 AM
What did you: get?