Poll
Question:
How should I prepare for the coming age of populism?
Option 1: Buy more guns and ammo
votes: 14
Option 2: Buy more Spam and store it
votes: 2
Option 3: Complete the Appalachia Felsennest
votes: 8
Option 4: Panic buy gold and bury it
votes: 8
Option 5: Other humorous opinion
votes: 3
Option 6: Other outraged opinion
votes: 5
Vote or Die. And for the stupids out there, this isn't serious.
Poll inspired by my survivalist friend and his buddies believing the gub'mint is finally going to go full dictatorship. :nelson:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 09:41:49 AM
Vote or Die. And for the stupids out there, this isn't serious.
Maybe not, but I voted anyway, just to be safe.
Buy a bunker and fill it with gold, stocked with ample spam supplies and an aresenal to take out the riff raff.
I voted gold since you only really hurt yourself.
Gold alone is a terrible idea. Much better to invest in guns, ammo and supplies, because when the hordes of commies come to redistribute your possessions, all you can do with gold is throw it at them.
You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.
Voted "Other outraged opinion": I am outraged at my coworkers right now :ultra:
L.
Quote from: Savonarola on January 27, 2010, 09:49:15 AM
You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.
the panic buying over the past year has made ammo purchases aggravating.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO .357 ROUNDS?
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 27, 2010, 09:49:15 AM
You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.
the panic buying over the past year has made ammo purchases aggravating.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO .357 ROUNDS?
Good point; you should get the equipment to make your own ammo and a stock pile of raw materials.
I thought the Bush era had ended?
Quote from: Savonarola on January 27, 2010, 09:58:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 27, 2010, 09:49:15 AM
You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.
the panic buying over the past year has made ammo purchases aggravating.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO .357 ROUNDS?
Good point; you should get the equipment to make your own ammo and a stock pile of raw materials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEk2-n_6UIU
:lol:
Stockpiling food is a good idea but easy to do.
You should also be sure to fortify your house though. Barbed wire. Lots of it.
You also need a sword and crossbow. Once civilization crumbles, humanity mostly dies off, and canned food begins to run low, shots fired will only draw the other scavengers to your secret lair.
Guns and ammo and start writing letters to the White House every second friday asking Obama "LOL, can I be: Ottoman Empire?"
Make sure to stash some rubbers or pretty soon you'll be dividing your Spam 20 ways.
Or he could just eat the chillins.
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 27, 2010, 10:28:28 AM
Make sure to stash some rubbers or pretty soon you'll be dividing your Spam 20 ways.
:lol:
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
You know how much tinfoil it would take?
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 27, 2010, 10:28:28 AM
Make sure to stash some rubbers or pretty soon you'll be dividing your Spam 20 ways.
MARRIED PEOPLE DON'T NEED RUBBERS. :mad:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 10:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEk2-n_6UIU
:lol:
That's just beautiful :cry:
You'll want to refurbish your mailbox.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_a3CLgAuAq8k%2FR4anlfzOoPI%2FAAAAAAAADXQ%2F_AccWwySjgA%2Fs400%2Fredneck3.jpg&hash=68271269d2e19d09ecf7ce97acc5c2874a6f657d)
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
You know how much tinfoil it would take?
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
Don't care for the asians?
Stock up on Spam! Once the Apocalypse strikes after the government take-over than canned meat will become priceless as people struggle over the few remaining food supplies.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
If she finds out that you have a Spam stockpile, you're going to end up finding her in your bunker whether you invited her or not. In that case, you may want to bring a copy of
Farnham's Freehold into the bunker so you'll know how to handle the situation. :)
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life? :huh:
Spam != food. :smarty:
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 12:39:46 PM
Spam != food. :smarty:
Its close enough.
Pek now. Pek is amazing
The only canned meat worth eating is Klik.
Quote from: Strix on January 27, 2010, 12:31:50 PM
Stock up on Spam! Once the Apocalypse strikes after the government take-over than canned meat will become priceless as people struggle over the few remaining food supplies.
Ah good someone to trade with after my plan to loot a twikie factory has succeeded.
Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life? :huh:
Not really. Can last for decades, they even found canned food in a sunken Civil War steamboat that was safe to eat.
Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life? :huh:
Not Spam. Biodegradation actually makes it safer to eat.
voted more guns as you are more likely to do that than any of the other options however things shake out.
Quote from: Razgovory on January 27, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
You know how much tinfoil it would take?
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
Don't care for the asians?
I really don't care for porn stars. If I want a used up piece of meat, I'll scoop up some roadkill.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 27, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
You know how much tinfoil it would take?
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
Don't care for the asians?
I really don't care for porn stars. If I want a used up piece of meat, I'll scoop up some roadkill.
Well she's nothing if not used.
Quote from: DGuller on January 27, 2010, 01:40:22 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life? :huh:
Not Spam. Biodegradation actually makes it safer to eat.
I think things need to be biological to biodegenerate :ph34r:
Quote from: Tyr on January 27, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
I think things need to be biological to biodegenerate :ph34r:
Have you ever eaten Spam?
Quote from: Savonarola on January 27, 2010, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 10:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEk2-n_6UIU
:lol:
That's just beautiful :cry:
What would be really pretty would be what would happen if there was ever a fire in this guy's house. ;)
Felsennest. You can always use it as a holiday resort, i.e. unlike the other alternatives it's useful even if Jack Bauer manages to save civilization once again.
Hire someone to move in and play all those longass wargames with you.
Quote from: Valmy on January 27, 2010, 09:46:30 AM
Buy a bunker and fill it with gold, stocked with ample spam supplies and an aresenal to take out the riff raff.
Spam ain't kosher.
How can a jew survive in this cruel world?
Chicken of the Sea.
Quote from: Siege on January 28, 2010, 01:53:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 27, 2010, 09:46:30 AM
Buy a bunker and fill it with gold, stocked with ample spam supplies and an aresenal to take out the riff raff.
Spam ain't kosher.
How can a jew survive in this cruel world?
He's finally getting the point!
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY. :mad:
I thought it was a type of cologne. :lol:
I did an inventory of my guns for insurance purposes yesterday, and went ahead and inventoried food supplies.
I am well stocked on food and water. I took the post katrina and Ike lessons to heart. :goodboy:
Ammo supplies aren't the greatest. Pistol ammo is good, rifle ammo for the SKS is mediocre. And the shotgun ammo is OLD.
Did you break the hand guarding your Spam?
Yeah, you need to invest in some melee weapons because clearly if it comes to fisticuffs, you're fucked. Maybe a machete or something?
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2010, 05:22:40 PMAmmo supplies aren't the greatest. Pistol ammo is good, rifle ammo for the SKS is mediocre. And the shotgun ammo is OLD.
Ruger 10/22 + boxes and boxes of cheap, Winchester .22 rounds = set.
Quote from: Jacob on January 30, 2010, 01:15:20 PM
Yeah, you need to invest in some melee weapons because clearly if it comes to fisticuffs, you're fucked. Maybe a machete or something?
I have a machete. The blood of many snakes is on it.
Other:
Move to Europe ;)
V
Quote from: Valdemar on January 30, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
Other:
Move to Europe ;)
V
I have no desire to be overtaxed and unwashed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 02:56:22 PM
Quote from: Valdemar on January 30, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
Other:
Move to Europe ;)
V
I have no desire to be overtaxed and unwashed.
I said Europe, not France ;) That at least should take care of the unwashed part :)
V
I've found the french to be remarkably clean. Cleaner than the English and greasy looking Wops.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2010, 03:04:40 PM
I've found the french to be remarkably clean. Cleaner than the English and greasy looking Wops.
True, but neither make of all of Europe :)
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