I suggest the following:
Jaron is banned. Also, banning of Fate and Fireblade whenever I want it.
Tim is not allowed to post.
Mart cannot post anything that is gay, since he doesn't "get" gay.
Neil be renamed God.
Seedy be given the power to smite morons.
I be made Emperor of Tahiti.
Further changes as I see fit.
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
I suggest the following:
Seedy be given the power to smite morons.
>:(
>:(
I want arbritary power too.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
>:(
I want arbritary power too.
What makes you worthy?
Right, right, right.
Katmai be made Lord high Alaskan and be allowed to terrorize the masses...even when not on a road-trip.
So bang goes the forum coming back then.
p.s. the new reply posted warning sucks
Quote from: Josquius on March 10, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
So bang goes the forum coming back then.
p.s. the new reply posted warning sucks
You can also get rid of that under look and layout. Disable notifications.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:32:45 PM
Total time logged in: 7 hours and 52 minutes.
So what? I'm the forum's first Jr. Member. (Apparently at 50 posts it looks as though it gets rid of edit lines when you edit posts)
edit: I was wrong. The edit line is still there. :(
Quote from: garbon on March 10, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:32:45 PM
Total time logged in: 7 hours and 52 minutes.
So what? I'm the forum's first Jr. Member. (Apparently at 50 posts it looks as though it gets rid of edit lines when you edit posts)
Spammer
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 10, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:32:45 PM
Total time logged in: 7 hours and 52 minutes.
So what? I'm the forum's first Jr. Member. (Apparently at 50 posts it looks as though it gets rid of edit lines when you edit posts)
Spammer
:D
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2009, 07:35:59 PM
Spammer
Actually for a while, I was deleting posts of mine to have one post less than you. :P
New edicts:
The Brain is to be Minister of Agriculture.
Tim is not allowed to post.
MB will be allowed to kill the Populares, then retire to his villa.
Norgy must attack Viking or Slargos every week, in lieu of this Slargos and Viking must attack one another.
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
I suggest the following:
I be made Emperor of Tahiti.
Yeah, this sounds good.
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
Jaron is banned. Also, banning of Fate and Fireblade whenever I want it.
WTF >:(
Those demands are all boring and washed up. How about mixing it up a little? Maybe make Katmai the doughnut king and Neil his court jester? Seedy and Syt the court pornographers. Ban Monkeybutt for 5 minutes whenever he contemplates making a scatological post.
You can keep the Tim-hate though, some traditions need to be preserved.
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
I suggest the following:
Jaron is banned.
An outstanding idea. It's one thing that actually might make this place better than Languish.
PDH, I like your signature!
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
MB will be allowed to kill the Populares, then retire to his villa.
I have brought the army of the east back, for a limited time only.
PDH, always being the first to cry "Purge the darkfriend!" must be purged.
Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.
Quote from: Slargos on March 11, 2009, 08:38:09 AM
Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.
Slargos, always bi-curious.
Quote from: PDH on March 11, 2009, 08:49:10 AM
Quote from: Slargos on March 11, 2009, 08:38:09 AM
Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.
Slargos, always bi-curious.
I'll try anything once.
I have a long list of atrocities that I would like to try at least once. :-*
Today's pronouncements:
All new nicknames, except those I like, are declared as dumb.
Free burritos for everyone.
Tim should not be allowed to post.
Paradox mods are idiots who stifle free exchange of thought, therefore they are banished to Paradox.
And end to the recession starting....NOW.
Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
New edicts:
The Brain is to be Minister of Agriculture.
Tim is not allowed to post.
MB will be allowed to kill the Populares, then retire to his villa.
Norgy must attack Viking or Slargos every week, in lieu of this Slargos and Viking must attack one another.
I should be allowed to temp ban my enemies in lieu of having the Force on my side.
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 11, 2009, 08:57:25 AM
Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.
Done.
Oh, and new pronouncement:
Quoting will remain the same so that Marty stays pissed off.
Quote from: PDH on March 11, 2009, 09:01:22 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 11, 2009, 08:57:25 AM
Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.
Done.
Oh, and new pronouncement:
Quoting will remain the same so that Marty stays pissed off.
Finally, a pronouncement I can get 100% behind.
I feel the burrito pandering to the beaners may be a bit over the top though. They're still a few decades away from ruling you like kings.
Today's Declarations:
Use of hyperbole will be punished, the sentence will be a million times worse than the Holocaust.
Complaints about the board will be listened to, then the complainers will be assigned numbers that will show their seniority in the new system of work camps planned in Kansas.
Tim is not allowed to post.
Today I don't feel like eating a burrito, so everyone will get a nice Filet Mignon.
As Emperor of Tahiti, let this be so.
Tim's a good kid. I like his posts.
He is the eternal freshman - my sworn enemy.
Relax.
Tim is the eternal enemy of all mankind.
I pronounce that PDH's filet mignon will be overcooked.
This forum layout is ok. A bit of a change from the old Languish, which I guess we may get a similar one, depending how things go. I hope we can get the history/threads back from old Languish. But hey, if not, we start new.
Quote from: The Nickname Who Was Thursday on March 12, 2009, 09:05:05 AM
I pronounce that PDH's filet mignon will be overcooked.
Wrong thread for recipes.
Let it be known, on this the 13th day of March, the Right Honorable Emperor of Tahiti declares the following:
Tomorrow will be Chile and Cheese day, those living within 200 miles downwind may wish to relocate.
Everyone must post 300 times in the next to days in order to stress-test the board.
Sub fora do indeed exist, but you are not invited.
Katmai will be unleashed to begin another reign of terror at Our wish.
Tim is not allowed to post.
Mart is faux gay.
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2009, 04:28:25 PM
Tomorrow will be Chile and Cheese day, those living within 200 miles downwind may wish to relocate.
Downwind of where?