Since this is all new..

[KRonn]

I suggest the following:

I be made Emperor of Tahiti.

Yeah, this sounds good.

[Fireblade]

Jaron is banned.  Also, banning of Fate and Fireblade whenever I want it.

WTF  >

[The Nickname Who Was Thursday]

Those demands are all boring and washed up. How about mixing it up a little? Maybe make Katmai the doughnut king and Neil his court jester? Seedy and Syt the court pornographers. Ban Monkeybutt for 5 minutes whenever he contemplates making a scatological post.

You can keep the Tim-hate though, some traditions need to be preserved.

[dps]

I suggest the following:

Jaron is banned. 

An outstanding idea.  It's one thing that actually might make this place better than Languish.

[Delirium]

PDH, I like your signature!

[Ed Anger]

MB will be allowed to kill the Populares, then retire to his villa.

I have brought the army of the east back, for a limited time only.

[Slargos]

PDH, always being the first to cry "Purge the darkfriend!" must be purged.

Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.

[PDH]

Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.

Slargos, always bi-curious.

[Slargos]

Alternatively, flogged for our pleasure on a bi-weekly basis.

Slargos, always bi-curious.

I'll try anything once.

I have a long list of atrocities that I would like to try at least once.  :-*

[PDH]

Today's pronouncements:

All new nicknames, except those I like, are declared as dumb.
Free burritos for everyone.
Tim should not be allowed to post.
Paradox mods are idiots who stifle free exchange of thought, therefore they are banished to Paradox.
And end to the recession starting....NOW.

[lustindarkness]

Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.

[Darth Wagtaros]

New edicts:

The Brain is to be Minister of Agriculture.
Tim is not allowed to post.
MB will be allowed to kill the Populares, then retire to his villa.
Norgy must attack Viking or Slargos every week, in lieu of this Slargos and Viking must attack one another.

I should be allowed to temp ban my enemies in lieu of having the Force on my side.

[PDH]

Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.

Done.

Oh, and new pronouncement:

Quoting will remain the same so that Marty stays pissed off.

[Slargos]

Extra cheese on my burrito plz, thank you.

Done.

Oh, and new pronouncement:

Quoting will remain the same so that Marty stays pissed off.

Finally, a pronouncement I can get 100% behind.

I feel the burrito pandering to the beaners may be a bit over the top though. They're still a few decades away from ruling you like kings.

[PDH]

Today's Declarations:

Use of hyperbole will be punished, the sentence will be a million times worse than the Holocaust.
Complaints about the board will be listened to, then the complainers will be assigned numbers that will show their seniority in the new system of work camps planned in Kansas.
Tim is not allowed to post.
Today I don't feel like eating a burrito, so everyone will get a nice Filet Mignon.

As Emperor of Tahiti, let this be so.