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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Slargos on January 06, 2010, 08:06:18 PM

Poll
Question: Who would win?
Option 1: Jason Bourne
Option 2: James Bond
Option 3: Jaron in the Box
Option 4: Other (explain with a 500 word novella)
Title: JB vs JB
Post by: Slargos on January 06, 2010, 08:06:18 PM
Who would win in a fist-fight: Jason Bourne or James Bond?

I'm assuming no firearms, but rather common house hold items since they're duking it out over who gets to pick the channel.

For the purpose of this discussion, let's assume Bond has only had enough martinis to boost his natural charm, self-confidence and ability to take the pain, but not slow his reaction time down. Bourne hasn't just been chased by the collected police force of the entire city, been savagely beaten, shot or otherwise physically abused, but just witnessed the shooting death of his girlfriend and needs someone to take the angst out on.

Discuss.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 06, 2010, 08:18:10 PM
Bond, unless being played by Pierce Brosnan.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: MadImmortalMan on January 06, 2010, 09:02:50 PM
Uh. Bourne is a manufactured killing machine.


But I vote Jim Beam.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Capetan Mihali on January 06, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
 :huh:  Are you serious?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgrownfolksmusic.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Fjames_brown1.jpg&hash=d5977ebf9a4179af5f79113f3679c9eeb9a53442)
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Sheilbh on January 06, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 06, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
:huh:  Are you serious?
I know someone called James Brown.  When he was about 8 and his dad was driving him to school.  'Sex Machine' came on the radio and his dad said 'I HATE James Brown'.  Fucked him up.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 06, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
Mihali, you're such a nerd. That was twice as many words as the assignment called for.  :P
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Barrister on January 06, 2010, 10:01:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 06, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
Mihali, you're such a nerd. That was twice as many words as the assignment called for.  :P

I laughed.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: HVC on January 06, 2010, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 06, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 06, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
:huh:  Are you serious?
I know someone called James Brown.  When he was about 8 and his dad was driving him to school.  'Sex Machine' came on the radio and his dad said 'I HATE James Brown'.  Fucked him up.
:lmfao:
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 06, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
I expected a Jim Bean option.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: sbr on January 06, 2010, 11:43:05 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.triviatribute.com%2Fimages4%2Fjohnbelushi4.jpg&hash=532260d20f2f557f6e8907d6cdfe1b2c2ef0921d)

Belushi, the funny one.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Tonitrus on January 07, 2010, 12:30:48 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmikeely.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F10%2Fjohn_brown_painting.jpg&hash=397d84f4d264ada1e07b94209f5d52fa115db889)
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Brazen on January 07, 2010, 02:01:50 AM
I was just considering the other day how many fictional characters have the initials JB. And far more of them are called "Jack" than adults are in real life. Real-life Jacks are either 80 or 4.

I shall now have the image of Matt Damon and Daniel Craig having a naked fist-fight to fuel me during my commute, thanks, and will have an answer when I'm done :P
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Slargos on January 07, 2010, 04:39:23 AM
Quote from: Brazen on January 07, 2010, 02:01:50 AM
I was just considering the other day how many fictional characters have the initials JB. And far more of them are called "Jack" than adults are in real life. Real-life Jacks are either 80 or 4.

I shall now have the image of Matt Damon and Daniel Craig having a naked fist-fight to fuel me during my commute, thanks, and will have an answer when I'm done :P

:bleeding:  :yuk:

FFS!  :P
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 07, 2010, 04:43:24 AM
Bourne dismantles any Bond with the possible exception of Sean Connery in that movie where he chop blocks Top Job.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Slargos on January 07, 2010, 04:52:24 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 07, 2010, 04:43:24 AM
Bourne dismantles any Bond with the possible exception of Sean Connery in that movie where he chop blocks Top Job.

Craig Bond seems to be quite decent in a fight.

Though I agree on the verdict.

Bourne beats people to death with magazines.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 07, 2010, 07:07:28 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 06, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
:huh:  Are you serious?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgrownfolksmusic.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Fjames_brown1.jpg&hash=d5977ebf9a4179af5f79113f3679c9eeb9a53442)

I'll see your JB, and raise you one more JB.

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Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 07, 2010, 07:25:36 AM
The First Jason Bourne was Richard Chamberlain anyways  :lol:
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Brazen on January 07, 2010, 07:56:28 AM
JB Pristeley could take 'em all on  :lol:
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Grey Fox on January 07, 2010, 07:59:02 AM
Jason Bourne of course. Bond only thing is saying his name slowly & drinking stern martinis.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 07, 2010, 08:21:49 AM
I never knew how much John Brown looked like Kirk Douglas.
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Slargos on January 07, 2010, 09:42:12 AM
You're not taking the poll seriously. :ultra:

For shame. :ultra:
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Korea on January 07, 2010, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 06, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 06, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
:huh:  Are you serious?
I know someone called James Brown.  When he was about 8 and his dad was driving him to school.  'Sex Machine' came on the radio and his dad said 'I HATE James Brown'.  Fucked him up.

:lol: :( :console:
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Sheilbh on January 07, 2010, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Brazen on January 07, 2010, 07:56:28 AM
JB Pristeley could take 'em all on  :lol:
JB Priestley vs GB Shaw.  Socialist Grudge Match! :o
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Ed Anger on January 07, 2010, 11:56:17 AM
Jason Priestly vs Ian Ziering
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 07, 2010, 12:34:31 PM
Was Ziering the blond dude?
Title: Re: JB vs JB
Post by: Ed Anger on January 07, 2010, 02:02:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 07, 2010, 12:34:31 PM
Was Ziering the blond dude?

Yeah, I think. 90210 wasn't my bag.