JB vs JB

[Slargos]

Who would win in a fist-fight: Jason Bourne or James Bond?

I'm assuming no firearms, but rather common house hold items since they're duking it out over who gets to pick the channel.

For the purpose of this discussion, let's assume Bond has only had enough martinis to boost his natural charm, self-confidence and ability to take the pain, but not slow his reaction time down. Bourne hasn't just been chased by the collected police force of the entire city, been savagely beaten, shot or otherwise physically abused, but just witnessed the shooting death of his girlfriend and needs someone to take the angst out on.

Discuss.

[Eddie Teach]

Bond, unless being played by Pierce Brosnan.

[MadImmortalMan]

Uh. Bourne is a manufactured killing machine.


But I vote Jim Beam.

[Capetan Mihali]

   Are you serious?

[Sheilbh]

  Are you serious?

I know someone called James Brown.  When he was about 8 and his dad was driving him to school.  'Sex Machine' came on the radio and his dad said 'I HATE James Brown'.  Fucked him up.

[Eddie Teach]

Mihali, you're such a nerd. That was twice as many words as the assignment called for. 

[Barrister]

Mihali, you're such a nerd. That was twice as many words as the assignment called for. 

I laughed.

[HVC]

  Are you serious?

I know someone called James Brown.  When he was about 8 and his dad was driving him to school.  'Sex Machine' came on the radio and his dad said 'I HATE James Brown'.  Fucked him up.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I expected a Jim Bean option.

[sbr]

Belushi, the funny one.

[Tonitrus]

[Brazen]

I was just considering the other day how many fictional characters have the initials JB. And far more of them are called "Jack" than adults are in real life. Real-life Jacks are either 80 or 4.

I shall now have the image of Matt Damon and Daniel Craig having a naked fist-fight to fuel me during my commute, thanks, and will have an answer when I'm done

[Slargos]

I was just considering the other day how many fictional characters have the initials JB. And far more of them are called "Jack" than adults are in real life. Real-life Jacks are either 80 or 4.

I shall now have the image of Matt Damon and Daniel Craig having a naked fist-fight to fuel me during my commute, thanks, and will have an answer when I'm done

 

FFS! 

[Admiral Yi]

Bourne dismantles any Bond with the possible exception of Sean Connery in that movie where he chop blocks Top Job.

[Slargos]

Bourne dismantles any Bond with the possible exception of Sean Connery in that movie where he chop blocks Top Job.

Craig Bond seems to be quite decent in a fight.

Though I agree on the verdict.

Bourne beats people to death with magazines.