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Poll
Question: How often do you go through standard* medical tests? (Choose the one that is closest)
Option 1: Twice or more a year (I'm required to) votes: 3
Option 2: Twice or more a year (on my own) votes: 1
Option 3: About once a year (I'm required to) votes: 1
Option 4: About once a year (on my own) votes: 2
Option 5: About once every two years (I'm required to) votes: 1
Option 6: About once every two years (on my own) votes: 3
Option 7: About once every five years (I'm required to) votes: 1
Option 8: About once every five years (on my own) votes: 0
Option 9: Hardly ever votes: 21
Option 10: I only test for the Jaron Immunity Virus votes: 3
Title: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 02:19:59 AM
*by standard I mean those tests that are appropriate for you. So blood sample tests, urine sample tests, plus extra whatever is related to your age, gender, condition etc. (e.g. breast cancer tests for women over certain age etc.)

"I'm required to" is an option for people who perform jobs that involve frequent medical tests.
"On my own" is an option for people who initiate the tests by themselves, by going to a doctor/clinic and asking for them to be performed.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Jaron on December 03, 2009, 02:26:39 AM
Never.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 03, 2009, 02:38:37 AM
Last time was when I was required to for my teaching job. Except for the simple tests they did when I was feeling sick. Otherwise, never.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:34:15 AM
Worried about that AIDS thing again, Marty?  Stop sucking stranger cock.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Tamas on December 03, 2009, 03:35:12 AM
Never.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

V
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

That sickle cell's a bitch, huh?
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Mr.Penguin on December 03, 2009, 03:49:36 AM
Hardly ever, since I turned 18 have I been to 3 "standard medical tests" and 2 of those was when I did my national service...
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: katmai on December 03, 2009, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

That sickle cell's a bitch, huh?
he has MS you insenstive douchebag.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 05:46:09 AM
Once per year, when I'm employed. It's part of the annual health tests done through the employers, and are voluntary for the workers, but started by them.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 06:45:08 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 03, 2009, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

That sickle cell's a bitch, huh?
he has MS you insenstive douchebag.

Oh, man...just think of the good parking spots he gets.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Brazen on December 03, 2009, 07:34:12 AM
Not sure any of these apply. I get my weight and blood pressure done when I go for secret lady things, and I get called up every two years for even secreter lady tests. I don't ask for these, they're just standard. I never go and get a full range of blood tests or whatever just as a check-up.

Breaking news, Mart is a hypochondriac :P
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 03, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
Hardly ever. 
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Zanza on December 03, 2009, 07:36:28 AM
I go to the dentist once a year as that's required by my health insurance. Other than that, I haven't been at a doctor without reason for a long time.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 06:45:08 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 03, 2009, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

That sickle cell's a bitch, huh?
he has MS you insenstive douchebag.

Oh, man...just think of the good parking spots he gets.

If only  <_< You need to be disabled to get those..:p

In reality though I am thankful it hasn't progressed to that yet, nor will do so in a foreseeable future *knock on wood*

V
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 03, 2009, 07:38:21 AM
Less than once every two years.  At all points, I've either had crappy insurance or no insurance, and I would be stuck picking up much of a tab I couldn't afford.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Grey Fox on December 03, 2009, 07:40:29 AM
Last time I got tested for anything it was for allergies back when I was 12.

Unless the Dentist test somethings.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Sheilbh on December 03, 2009, 07:41:05 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 03, 2009, 07:34:12 AM
Not sure any of these apply. I get my weight and blood pressure done when I go for secret lady things, and I get called up every two years for even secreter lady tests. I don't ask for these, they're just standard. I never go and get a full range of blood tests or whatever just as a check-up.
Neither do I.   I think it'd be wasting their time and mine.  So yeah, Marty's a hypochondriac. 

Though last time I had to give blood and urine and stuff was quite recent because of my aching back.  Because of where the pain was they thought it could have been kidney problems.  It wasn't.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 03, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
I have to get my blood sucked once a year for the thyroid business, so they always slap on the pressure cuff and jam in a thermometer at the same time.  Been a while since I've been fisted.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
In a few years everybody will be talking about prostate checks.  :lol:
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Caliga on December 03, 2009, 08:12:13 AM
If you mean a full medical physical, the last time I had one of those was when I was 21 as part of applying for a job.  I virtually never go to the doctor... haven't been since I had to have my pilonidal sinus operated on.  :blush:

I do go to the dentist twice a year, and the optometrist yearly however.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Iormlund on December 03, 2009, 08:15:27 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

Same. Once a year the regular check up for work. Every 3 months blood tests and abdomen exploration for Crohn's, but msotly (the tests) to see if the medication is killing my liver/bone marrow/etc.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: Iormlund on December 03, 2009, 08:15:27 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

Same. Once a year the regular check up for work. Every 3 months blood tests and abdomen exploration for Crohn's, but msotly (the tests) to see if the medication is killing my liver/bone marrow/etc.

Yeah, mine is to test for infections sneaking in now that the medication subdues my own system, to test that i haven't developed antibodies for the medication and finally, to test if my neuromuscular abilities are still (fairly) intact.

V
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Jaron on December 03, 2009, 09:04:55 AM
I had a prostate check once. . .
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 03, 2009, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
In a few years everybody will be talking about prostate checks.  :lol:

Since cancer runs in the family, already there.

I can tell you about it later if you want.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 10:25:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 03, 2009, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
In a few years everybody will be talking about prostate checks.  :lol:

Since cancer runs in the family, already there.

I can tell you about it later if you want.

No, thanks. I'm still decades away from mandatory testing and I prefer to live in blissful ignorance.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Berkut on December 03, 2009, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 03, 2009, 07:34:12 AM
Not sure any of these apply. I get my weight and blood pressure done when I go for secret lady things, and I get called up every two years for even secreter lady tests. I don't ask for these, they're just standard. I never go and get a full range of blood tests or whatever just as a check-up.

Breaking news, Mart is a hypochondriac :P

I saw the title of the thread and *knew* the author was Marty. :lol:
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Josquius on December 03, 2009, 10:44:48 AM
Don't think I ever have
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: The Brain on December 03, 2009, 12:11:07 PM
I listen to my body.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 06:45:08 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 03, 2009, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 03, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
Twice or more... required, but then its a condition of the regular tests I'm part of as part of my condition :)

That sickle cell's a bitch, huh?
he has MS you insenstive douchebag.

Oh, man...just think of the good parking spots he gets.

If only  <_< You need to be disabled to get those..:p

In reality though I am thankful it hasn't progressed to that yet, nor will do so in a foreseeable future *knock on wood*

V

I work with a woman with MS, and since she's convinced she's not going to let MS do her in, I escort her outside for smoke breaks instead.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
So, I went to my GP who knows I'm gay and managed to get her to write me a free general blood and urine, hep-C and HIV tests slip.  :cool:

Not as good as last year, when I got her to give me a free tuberculosis scan, though.  :P
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on December 03, 2009, 01:28:01 PM
used to be hardly ever before my High Blood Pressure spiked a couple of years ago. now I see the doctor every few months for prescription for the medicine, and occasionally I get a physical - once a year - more like every 18 months so far.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Ed Anger on December 03, 2009, 02:35:15 PM
Quote from: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 10:25:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 03, 2009, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: The Larch on December 03, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
In a few years everybody will be talking about prostate checks.  :lol:

Since cancer runs in the family, already there.

I can tell you about it later if you want.



No, thanks. I'm still decades away from mandatory testing and I prefer to live in blissful ignorance.

Seriously, it is nothing. Especially if a cute woman doctor is doing the exam.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Alcibiades on December 03, 2009, 02:39:55 PM
Only ever got them for the army.  So rarely ever.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Lucidor on December 03, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
I don't believe in a regular health check. Sure - take a blood pressure once every 4-5 years, and then go to the doctor when you feel sick.

Some screening things, mostly for women, are perhaps cost-time-effective, but PSA screening isn't.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
Not as good as last year, when I got her to give me a free tuberculosis scan, though.  :P

You didn't go to Russia this year, did you?
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 05:27:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
Not as good as last year, when I got her to give me a free tuberculosis scan, though.  :P

You didn't go to Russia this year, did you?

Nope.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on December 03, 2009, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 02:19:59 AM
*by standard I mean those tests that are appropriate for you. So blood sample tests, urine sample tests, plus extra whatever is related to your age, gender, condition etc. (e.g. breast cancer tests for women over certain age etc.)

"I'm required to" is an option for people who perform jobs that involve frequent medical tests.
"On my own" is an option for people who initiate the tests by themselves, by going to a doctor/clinic and asking for them to be performed.

People have a sex. Pronouns have a gender. Just sayin'.



As to the question: The last three times I went to the doctor were, April 2009, August 1998, and June 1995.

Am I: Irresponsible with my health?
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: Martinus on December 04, 2009, 05:15:35 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 03, 2009, 11:52:10 PM
People have a sex. Pronouns have a gender. Just sayin'.
Not really. "Sex" is biological, but gender is about identity/psychological. But I agree that in the context I used it, "sex" would be a more appropriate word.
Title: Re: How often do you go through standard medical tests?
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 04, 2009, 06:31:20 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 05:27:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 03, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on December 03, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
Not as good as last year, when I got her to give me a free tuberculosis scan, though.  :P

You didn't go to Russia this year, did you?

Nope.  :Embarrass:

Then you don't have to worry about TB.  Those backward fucks get TB like the common cold.