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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Fireblade on November 21, 2009, 03:00:51 PM

Title: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Fireblade on November 21, 2009, 03:00:51 PM
I don't know why, but Arkansas is full of WIN these days. This guy is running for the school board in my college town. This is his ad that was shown on local public access television..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Fireblade on November 21, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Watch the whole thing. :P

lol did Martinus leave his keys at the dick sucking store..
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on November 21, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Watch the whole thing. :P

Alright, I did. I'm now torn between :bleeding: and :blink: and :lol: and  :x
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Razgovory on November 21, 2009, 03:16:07 PM
Seems qualified to me.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Neil on November 21, 2009, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.
Peter Griffin is from Rhode Island, which is superior to Arkansas.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Barrister on November 21, 2009, 03:21:11 PM
Well that was something. :blink:

"I don't want your respect, I just need your vote"?
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Ed Anger on November 21, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Surprisingly good for public access.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Ed Anger on November 21, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.

Thank god. That guy ruined MASH.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: garbon on November 21, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
Dents? :unsure:
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 21, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.

Thank god. That guy ruined MASH.
This guy could ruin a triumph
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 21, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
Wow.  So, FB, you been scared into making the switch from tap water to bottled yet? :P
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Fate on November 21, 2009, 11:49:42 PM
(Wrapped in an American flag, whiskey glass in one hand and cigarette in the other)

"I love my country so much that if there were a bald eagle right here, I'd fuck it."  :lmfao:
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 22, 2009, 12:00:25 AM
I particularly love the way he talks about how he went into (presumably low-budget local) children's television when his criminal record barred him from teaching.
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: Fireblade on November 22, 2009, 12:26:30 AM
I just want to know where the dick sucking store in Conway is. :(
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 22, 2009, 01:01:46 AM
I'd vote for him. Sounds like he'd make an entertaining politician.  :lol:
Title: Re: [Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!
Post by: The Brain on November 22, 2009, 01:26:55 AM
It's a good video.