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[Arkansas] Vote for Dwight David Honeycutt!

Started by Fireblade, November 21, 2009, 03:00:51 PM

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Fireblade

November 21, 2009, 03:00:51 PM
I don't know why, but Arkansas is full of WIN these days. This guy is running for the school board in my college town. This is his ad that was shown on local public access television..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8

Syt

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November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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Fireblade

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November 21, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Watch the whole thing. :P

lol did Martinus leave his keys at the dick sucking store..

Syt

#3
November 21, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on November 21, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Watch the whole thing. :P

Alright, I did. I'm now torn between :bleeding: and :blink: and :lol: and  :x
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#4
November 21, 2009, 03:16:07 PM
Seems qualified to me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Neil

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November 21, 2009, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.
Peter Griffin is from Rhode Island, which is superior to Arkansas.
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Barrister

#6
November 21, 2009, 03:21:11 PM
Well that was something. :blink:

"I don't want your respect, I just need your vote"?
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Ed Anger

#7
November 21, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 21, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
Dayum. Peter Griffin's school board election spot was more professional than that.

Surprisingly good for public access.
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PDH

#8
November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Ed Anger

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November 21, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.

Thank god. That guy ruined MASH.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

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November 21, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
Dents? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

PDH

#11
November 21, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 21, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 21, 2009, 05:03:52 PM
He's no BJ.

Thank god. That guy ruined MASH.
This guy could ruin a triumph
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

DontSayBanana

#12
November 21, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
Wow.  So, FB, you been scared into making the switch from tap water to bottled yet? :P
Experience bij!

Fate

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November 21, 2009, 11:49:42 PM Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 11:51:25 PM by Fate
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DontSayBanana

#14
November 22, 2009, 12:00:25 AM
I particularly love the way he talks about how he went into (presumably low-budget local) children's television when his criminal record barred him from teaching.
Experience bij!
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