...me. :smoke:
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Cal clings bitterly to his guns and biscuits and gravy.
Now to join the militia and you are all set.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 17, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
Cal clings bitterly to his guns and biscuits and gravy.
You mean deliciously. :mmm:
Cool. I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey. :(
Quote from: DGuller on November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool. I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey. :(
You have to join the mafia, not the NRA.
Do you even own a rifle?
Card-carrying member of the NRA now huh. Does it come with any perks?
:thumbsup:
And there I thought one of Sarah Palin's underage rugrats brought a new life into the world.
Quote from: DGuller on November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool. I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey. :(
My mom won't let me have a fun. On account of me being dangerously unpredictable. :(
QuoteMember Benefits:
24/7 defense of your Second Amendment freedoms
Official NRA members - only shooter's cap *
Your choice of monthly NRA magazines
Membership card and decal
Insurance for you and your guns
Invitations to "Friends of NRA" dinners, other special events and more...
* - shooter's cap available for regular annual membership of 1,2,3 or 5 years only
Please select a term:
Regular
Memberships Junior, Distinguished and
Other Memberships Endowment, Patron and Benefactor Memberships
1 Year Membership - $35.00
5 Year Membership - $125.00
2 Year Membership - $60.00
Life Membership - $1,000.00
3 Year Membership - $85.00
EPL Life Membership - $1,000.00
(40 payments of $25)
I think that's US$35 down the drain :(
The Communist Party's card has more cachet.
You are now: part of the problem.
Quote from: katmai on November 17, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
Do you even own a rifle?
Nein. I used to shoot my dad's rifles (he has an Enfield and an M1) and plenty of rifle shooting experience from Boy Scouts (.22, .30-06, black powder), but I don't (yet) have my own rifle.
Quote from: Tyr on November 18, 2009, 06:07:49 AM
You are now: part of the problem.
Incorrect. Very, very few criminals who commit crime with guns belong to the NRA, I'd wager.
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 18, 2009, 06:07:49 AM
You are now: part of the problem.
Incorrect. Very, very few criminals who commit crime with guns belong to the NRA, I'd wager.
But whose guns do they use? The ones stolen from the NRA members? :D
V
*defriends Cal on Facebook* <_<
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 18, 2009, 06:07:49 AM
You are now: part of the problem.
Incorrect. Very, very few criminals who commit crime with guns belong to the NRA, I'd wager.
I bet you NRA members who commit crimes are more likely to use guns doing them, however. :contract:
Quote from: Martinus on November 18, 2009, 07:33:06 AM
*defriends Cal on Facebook* <_<
They need to add this as a benefit of membership. they'd probably get six more Languishites as members, minimum.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 18, 2009, 07:33:20 AM
I bet you NRA members who commit crimes are more likely to use guns doing them, however. :contract:
That's a wager I won't take. -_-
Yet still not a Kentucky Colonel. Tsk Tsk.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2009, 08:16:46 AM
Yet still not a Kentucky Colonel. Tsk Tsk.
This is a problem that you can remedy. :hug:
That would involve allowing myself to be detected. No dice.
One Ping only
You obviously have something to hide. I find that disturbing. Are you a serial killer or something? :)
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 08:22:57 AM
You obviously have something to hide. I find that disturbing. Are you a serial killer or something? :)
Maybe.
Probably a pot dealer.
I'm not into ceramics.
Which Rifle are you looking to buy Cal?
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 18, 2009, 08:51:45 AM
Which Rifle are you looking to buy Cal?
Nothing as of right now. You don't have to belong to the NRA and own a
rifle. ^_^
Well then, give ma 1000$ & I'll mail you a magazine, a cap & a card. If that's what you are looking for.
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 18, 2009, 08:56:55 AM
Well then, give ma 1000$ & I'll mail you a magazine, a cap & a card. If that's what you are looking for.
I paid $0 for membership, in fact. :smoke:
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
I paid $0 for membership, in fact. :smoke:
Still seems overpriced.
It's not the members of the NRA that are the problem, it's the attitude of the organization towards handguns.
Quote from: Martinus on November 18, 2009, 07:33:06 AM
*defriends Cal on Facebook* <_<
The correct term is "unfriend" and it just made the Oxford Dictionary.
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 17, 2009, 10:08:24 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool. I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey. :(
You have to join the mafia, not the NRA.
Meh, no thanks. Killing is something that should be done only for fun.
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 08:54:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 18, 2009, 08:51:45 AM
Which Rifle are you looking to buy Cal?
Nothing as of right now. You don't have to belong to the NRA and own a rifle. ^_^
But you need: a Kentucky rifle to hang over the fireplace.
Quote from: derspiess on November 18, 2009, 10:33:28 AM
But you need: a Kentucky rifle to hang over the fireplace.
Oh, I forgot: I have actually fired a Kentucky rifle. In fact, I belong to the Order of the Kentucky Rifle. :cool: I have a little plaque hanging in my office for that feat. Belonging to the Order of the Kentucky Rifle also means (for some reason unknown to me) that I'm a citizen of West Point, Kentucky... a little town between Louisville and Ft. Knox.
Trolling Cal:
Quote from: 2nd AmendmentA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Always remember that it's a collective right, not an individual freedom. Also, note that the right to an armory is placed immediately below the federal requirement that the government provide housing for soldiers. :contract:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 18, 2009, 10:35:33 AM
Quote from: 2nd AmendmentA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Always remember that it's a collective right, not an individual freedom. Also, note that the right to an armory is placed immediately below the federal requirement that the government provide housing for soldiers. :contract:
Blah blah blah blah blah. :)
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 18, 2009, 06:07:49 AM
You are now: part of the problem.
Incorrect. Very, very few criminals who commit crime with guns belong to the NRA, I'd wager.
Thanks to the NRAs pressure to keep controls lax however it is easier for them and evey red blooded freedom loving American to get hold of them.
Quote from: Tyr on November 18, 2009, 10:37:50 AM
Thanks to the NRAs pressure to keep controls lax however it is easier for them and evey red blooded freedom loving American to get hold of them.
You ought to know by now that America really sucks at regulating shit that the public really, really wants to have.
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Worse Idea ever. Making everyone a criminal, only serves to give the real criminals legitimacy.
Way to go Caliga! About time, what with your bibles and all, the guns were a natural part of that accoutrement! ;)
Cal, a Mosin-Nagant will cost you less than a hundred.
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2009, 03:25:12 PM
Cal, a Mosin-Nagant will cost you less than a hundred.
Those are cool since on most guns the little notches some one carves into the stock signify each person the holder of the rifle killed. With a Mosin each notch signifies each Russian who was killed carrying this particular firearm.
Quote from: DGuller on November 18, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
There were tons of them made in WWII.
Mauser 98K's are cheap to because there are a ton of them out there.
Quote from: Razgovory on November 18, 2009, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2009, 03:25:12 PM
Cal, a Mosin-Nagant will cost you less than a hundred.
Those are cool since on most guns the little notches some one carves into the stock signify each person the holder of the rifle killed. With a Mosin each notch signifies each Russian who was killed carrying this particular firearm.
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Quote from: DGuller on November 18, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
Nah, the M1 is from WWII or later. Not sure about the Enfield. My grandpa gave them to my dad in the late 1950s.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
There were tons of them made in WWII.
Mauser 98K's are cheap to because there are a ton of them out there.
Actually, I kinda want to get an Arisaka 98 because I already have a Model 98 samurai bayonet. :cool:
I want that jap LMG with bayonet attached.
japs are funny.
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 18, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
Nah, the M1 is from WWII or later. Not sure about the Enfield. My grandpa gave them to my dad in the late 1950s.
M1 is from 1936 I believe. Enfield is pre-WWI. 1912 maybe. Of course the version you probably have seen is one of the many updates. Some of the Enfields were in American service as the M1917 (and were badly recalibured for American 30.06). Half the AEF was armed with such weapons.
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 18, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
Nah, the M1 is from WWII or later. Not sure about the Enfield. My grandpa gave them to my dad in the late 1950s.
I was talking about Mosin-Nagant. Of course M1 is newer, it's not even bolt-action.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 18, 2009, 10:35:33 AM
Trolling Cal:
Quote from: 2nd AmendmentA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Always remember that it's a collective right, not an individual freedom. Also, note that the right to an armory is placed immediately below the federal requirement that the government provide housing for soldiers. :contract:
That's so two years ago. :P
Quote from: DGuller on November 18, 2009, 03:30:52 PM
Aren't those rifles more than a century old?
He can use them just to shoot old people with, and get something newer for teens.