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Title: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Malthus on November 13, 2009, 10:56:46 AM
Fly Finnair, earn breast implants.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aV3NQ0TzSNsw

Edit: I guess they are only doing this to avoid going tits up. I suspect this promotion will be a bust.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Berkut on November 13, 2009, 10:59:39 AM
Does Cal actually like artificially augmented boobs?

I think they always look kind of weird. I guess it doesn't matter if you are never actually going to see them, since they are under someones shirt, but I don't think I would prefer fake C's over real B's (for example) in my SO.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: grumbler on November 13, 2009, 11:05:12 AM
I haven't been keeping abreast of this situation, but think that the airline could have racked its brains to come up with a better way to milk the situation.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 13, 2009, 11:05:14 AM
The equivalent of 120 round trip business class flights between Finland and NYC within 5 years is an awful lot
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: grumbler on November 13, 2009, 11:06:57 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 13, 2009, 11:05:14 AM
The equivalent of 120 round trip business class flights between Finland and NYC within 5 years is an awful lot
But if you do it, you get the booby prize!
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 13, 2009, 11:09:46 AM


I don't like the fake boobs. Feels like palming a basketball. Or a dodgeball.

Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: DGuller on November 13, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
Quote from: Berkut on November 13, 2009, 10:59:39 AM
Does Cal actually like artificially augmented boobs?

I think they always look kind of weird. I guess it doesn't matter if you are never actually going to see them, since they are under someones shirt, but I don't think I would prefer fake C's over real B's (for example) in my SO.
I've never understood appeal of the breasts that are stuck solid on someone's chest.  Sag is not good, but it's nice to see some indication that there is some soft tissue there.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Barrister on November 13, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
Quote from: DGuller on November 13, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
Quote from: Berkut on November 13, 2009, 10:59:39 AM
Does Cal actually like artificially augmented boobs?

I think they always look kind of weird. I guess it doesn't matter if you are never actually going to see them, since they are under someones shirt, but I don't think I would prefer fake C's over real B's (for example) in my SO.
I've never understood appeal of the breasts that are stuck solid on someone's chest.  Sag is not good, but it's nice to see some indication that there is some soft tissue there.

My understanding (not from personal experience) is that not all implants are created equal.

Some implant recipients want the hard and high look.  They get implants that are 'over-filled' with saline, and it gives them a very fake look.  They're probably what you think of when you think breast implants.

Some however have less fill in them, and can assume a much more natural shape.  They also sag more.

There's also differences in the placaement, whether scar tissue forms, etc.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 13, 2009, 11:59:28 AM
There are some really good implants out there.  Obviously if you're going from an A cup to a DD it's going to look like they stuffed two basketballs in there, but other implants look and feel natural.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Jacob on November 13, 2009, 12:07:21 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 13, 2009, 11:05:12 AM
I haven't been keeping abreast of this situation, but think that the airline could have racked its brains to come up with a better way to milk the situation.

They should nip the situation in the bud and just leave us with the pleasant mammaries.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Grey Fox on November 13, 2009, 12:40:18 PM
I liked boobs, fake or not.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: PRC on November 13, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
Fake Boobs only look good when stretching tight shirts and even then only if they're a plausible size compared to the girls body type.  Natural Tits FTW.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Josquius on November 13, 2009, 01:29:30 PM
I've never came across implants in reality. I would like too though. They look alright at least.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: sbr on November 13, 2009, 02:39:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 13, 2009, 12:40:18 PM
I liked boobs, fake or not.

Why past tense?
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Grey Fox on November 13, 2009, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 13, 2009, 02:39:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 13, 2009, 12:40:18 PM
I liked boobs, fake or not.

Why past tense?

Now I'm an assman!

Nah, just the usual Grey Fox typo.
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Caliga on November 13, 2009, 04:53:39 PM
OP: No, I'm not, but I went to Hooters for lunch today. :smoke:
Title: Re: Caliga, are you consulting for Finnair?
Post by: Caliga on November 13, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: Berkut on November 13, 2009, 10:59:39 AM
Does Cal actually like artificially augmented boobs?
They are not preferable (for exactly the reasons you stated).

Order of preference:
1. Natural monsters
2. Implants
3. Flat-chested