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Poll
Question: IKEA
Option 1: Ja, I never leave home without my Allen/Hex keys votes: 11
Option 2: Nej, IKEA is cheap cardboard garbage votes: 7
Option 3: I prefer being tormented by existential doubt votes: 10
Option 4: Custömåry Jårön öptiön votes: 4
Title: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Alatriste on November 05, 2009, 03:58:47 AM
Brief Swedish dictionnary

Ja = Yes
Nej = No
Jårön = Jaron
Slargos = I hate dark piple
Hortlund = I really hate dark piple
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 05, 2009, 04:10:09 AM
They have some decent stuff.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 05, 2009, 04:14:17 AM
Never leave home without him

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Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 04:21:17 AM
I love Ikea.  A significant portion of my furniture is from Ikea.  There is even a piece that was purchased in Canada, and survived the shipment back to HK, moving houses 3 times, and a flood. 
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Tonitrus on November 05, 2009, 04:25:17 AM
Their Swedish meatballs are pretty good.

And lingonberries are vile.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 05, 2009, 04:26:50 AM
The only thing I've ever bought at Ikea is the meatballs.  Doubt I'd buy anything there other than food.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 04:34:26 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 05, 2009, 04:26:50 AM
The only thing I've ever bought at Ikea is the meatballs.  Doubt I'd buy anything there other than food.

I have -

1 x dinning table
4 x chairs for dinning table
1 x coffee table with storage underneath
1 x wardrobe-cum-storage
2 x lockable document shelves
1 x night stand
4 x stools
Plus a lot of other small things, like storage boxes

I do have to say, however, that some of their products suck.  Anybody who uses IKEA knives to suicide himself is bound to fail.  Their pillow cases are no good.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2009, 05:41:52 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 05, 2009, 04:14:17 AM
Never leave home without him

I didn't know he became a valet.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Alatriste on November 05, 2009, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 04:34:26 AM
Anybody who uses IKEA knives to suicide himself is bound to fail.

Well, what did you expect from a Swedish company? They probably have strict laws against deadly cutlery  :P

For the record I have 1 Poang armchair, 1 TV table, several Billy bookshelves... etc, etc.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Brazen on November 05, 2009, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 04:34:26 AM
I do have to say, however, that some of their products suck.  Anybody who uses IKEA knives to suicide himself is bound to fail.  Their pillow cases are no good.
The obvious answer to "why" is because you're a tightass. But I'm intrigued as to how someone so self-confessedly ham-fisted put so much together. You didn't *gasp* pay someone, did you>

My flat is 50% IKEA furnished, nealry all of it I dragged up two floors myself and constructed single-handedly.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Grey Fox on November 05, 2009, 07:23:09 AM
90% of what I own is IKEA make.

I think they make a pretty good fish & chips for lunch, too.

Yeah, I work next door to one.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Razgovory on November 05, 2009, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2009, 05:41:52 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 05, 2009, 04:14:17 AM
Never leave home without him

I didn't know he became a valet.

He's got to do something.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Malthus on November 05, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
The bookcases are pretty good. I have several of those.

The problem with Ikea is that if you get a whole room set, much of the stuff is truly cheap and shoddy - and looks it.

It is however a good way to buy starter furniture one step above using milk crates - the best part is that much of it is very cheap. To be replaced with good stuff ASAP.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: garbon on November 05, 2009, 03:50:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 05, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
The bookcases are pretty good. I have several of those.

The problem with Ikea is that if you get a whole room set, much of the stuff is truly cheap and shoddy - and looks it.
:yes:
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: The Brain on November 05, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
I love IKEA. But I don't buy my furniture from them except the odd item that can get away with looking cheap. I generally prefer more posh shops. :blush:
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 05, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
The bookcases are pretty good. I have several of those.

The problem with Ikea is that if you get a whole room set, much of the stuff is truly cheap and shoddy - and looks it.

It is however a good way to buy starter furniture one step above using milk crates - the best part is that much of it is very cheap. To be replaced with good stuff ASAP.

The main problem with Ikea is that a lot of their stuff don't take full advantage of the available space.  If my ceiling is 8 feet 10 inches high, the wardrobe needs to be at least 8 feet 9 inches high.  The only way to achieve that is custom made furniture, which in Hong Kong is very cheap and even cheaper than Ikea. 
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: Brazen on November 05, 2009, 06:39:05 AM

The obvious answer to "why" is because you're a tightass. But I'm intrigued as to how someone so self-confessedly ham-fisted put so much together. You didn't *gasp* pay someone, did you>


I have two Ikea document shelves.  The first one I put together myself, spending a whole day literally from dawn to dusk to get it done.  My wife had enough and when I bought the second one, we paid Ikea 10% extra to have it assembled in my place.  They did it in 10 minutes. 

But I did a much better job.  The sliding door in the shelf that I assembled moved a lot smoother.  Also they made one or two mistakes, resulting in some tiny screwing holes that shouldn't be there  :mad:
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 05, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:49:06 PM
The main problem with Ikea is that a lot of their stuff don't take full advantage of the available space.  If my ceiling is 8 feet 10 inches high, the wardrobe needs to be at least 8 feet 9 inches high.  The only way to achieve that is custom made furniture, which in Hong Kong is very cheap and even cheaper than Ikea.
Which is just your opinion, unless you're somewhere over 9 feet tall and actually need that much space to hang clothing- some people use the top of their wardrobes as shelf space.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 10:02:27 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 05, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:49:06 PM
The main problem with Ikea is that a lot of their stuff don't take full advantage of the available space.  If my ceiling is 8 feet 10 inches high, the wardrobe needs to be at least 8 feet 9 inches high.  The only way to achieve that is custom made furniture, which in Hong Kong is very cheap and even cheaper than Ikea.
Which is just your opinion, unless you're somewhere over 9 feet tall and actually need that much space to hang clothing- some people use the top of their wardrobes as shelf space.

I also use the top of my wardrobes as storage.  I need my wardrobes to be 9 feet tall.  A 9 feet tall wardrobe with dividing panels in it can store more stuff than a 7 feet tall wardrobe with empty space between the top of the wardrobe and ceiling.  Every.  Inch.  Is.  Precious. 

Also, this avoids damaging the paint at the ceiling when you move stuff around.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: garbon on November 06, 2009, 12:28:50 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:49:06 PM
The main problem with Ikea is that a lot of their stuff don't take full advantage of the available space.  If my ceiling is 8 feet 10 inches high, the wardrobe needs to be at least 8 feet 9 inches high.  The only way to achieve that is custom made furniture, which in Hong Kong is very cheap and even cheaper than Ikea. 

Your ceiling is rather low.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 06, 2009, 01:00:32 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 06, 2009, 12:28:50 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 05, 2009, 09:49:06 PM
The main problem with Ikea is that a lot of their stuff don't take full advantage of the available space.  If my ceiling is 8 feet 10 inches high, the wardrobe needs to be at least 8 feet 9 inches high.  The only way to achieve that is custom made furniture, which in Hong Kong is very cheap and even cheaper than Ikea. 

Your ceiling is rather low.

Every inch is precious, and I mean it in a 3 dimension way  :cry:
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Camerus on November 06, 2009, 01:56:46 AM
My old apartment in Montreal was furnished almost completely by IKEA.

I have no idea where the stuff in my Nanjing one comes from, but it does look like it came straight out of an Ikea catalog.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: BVN on November 06, 2009, 09:39:11 AM
I spend 5 fucking hours at IKEA monday.  :frusty: :frusty:

On the plus side: the cabinets were cheap and the meatballs were yummy
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: Monoriu on November 10, 2009, 10:22:38 PM
So wife wants to upgrade our wardrobes from custom-made bottom-of-the-barrel stuff to Ikea.  Two of our existing wardrobes have a width of exactly 125cm.  Ikea wardrobe components are 50 cm wide.  No deal.  There is absolutely no way I'll give up that 25 cm of space. 
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: katmai on November 10, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
Never been inside an IKEA or owned something from there.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on November 11, 2009, 12:46:22 AM
currently The only ikea I have are some linens I got as a housewarming, and two great wooden folding tables that are perfect for watching the game and having Lonely man dinner.
But I bought those at a yard sale.
I have had various ikea stuff in the past. You get what you pay for from them. If it's really cheap and it's furniture. It's crap. high end it's good. go figure.
Title: Re: Useless poll of the day
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:33:51 PM
I'll tell you one thing, the Swedes make probably some of the best, badass and most reliable IP-based cameras and surveillance suites out there.