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Title: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 01:15:16 PM
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/jparise/which-roman-emperor-are-you/index.php#
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: The Brain on November 03, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
Too long.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Syt on November 03, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Hadrian     
   71%
Vitellius    
   64%
Claudius    
   64%
Domitian    
   64%
Tiberius    
   64%
Nerva    
   61%
Nero    
   57%
Commodus    
   54%
Augustus    
   54%
Marcus Aurelius    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   50%
Trajan    
   36%
Caligula    
   32%
Vespasian    
   25%

:huh: :huh:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: The Larch on November 03, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 03, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
Too long.

QFT. I started doing it, then I wheeled down and read "Page 1 of 5" and closed the tab.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 03, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Hadrian     
   71%
Vitellius    
   64%
Claudius    
   64%
Domitian    
   64%
Tiberius    
   64%
Nerva    
   61%
Nero    
   57%
Commodus    
   54%
Augustus    
   54%
Marcus Aurelius    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   50%
Trajan    
   36%
Caligula    
   32%
Vespasian    
   25%

:huh: :huh:

I wonder how we both end up with Hadrian near the top but have everyone else reversed.

I guess it's the "build walls vs. fuck guys" thing. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Syt on November 03, 2009, 01:27:37 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 01:26:29 PM

I wonder how we both end up with Hadrian near the top but have everyone else reversed.

I guess it's the "build walls vs. fuck guys" thing. :P

Yeah, probably. I was about promoting growth, stability etc. but rejected the boy question. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
QuoteVitellius 
61%
Claudius 
57%
Tiberius 
57%
Nerva 
50%
Domitian 
50%
Vespasian 
46%
Augustus 
46%
Trajan 
46%
Marcus Aurelius 
46%
Antoninus Pius 
46%
Commodus 
43%
Nero 
36%
Hadrian 
36%
Caligula 
32%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Rex Francorum on November 03, 2009, 01:34:19 PM
You Scored as Augustus

You are Augustus! First emperor of the Romans and one of the greatest statesmen in the ancient world. You brilliantly eased the old Republic into the Principate and set the path for an empire that would last for centuries and form the underpinnings for all western civilization. Hail Caesar!
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 03, 2009, 01:34:31 PM
Quote
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fquizfarm.com%2Fquiz_images%2Fresults%2F31865_13404.JPG&hash=6d98403925817f86d084b3578d0bda71c6b89c1d)
Antoninus Pius     
   71%
Claudius    
   68%
Augustus    
   64%
Trajan    
   57%
Hadrian    
   54%
Nerva    
   54%
Marcus Aurelius    
   50%
Domitian    
   46%
Vespasian    
   46%
Vitellius    
   46%
Tiberius    
   39%
Nero    
   25%
Commodus    
   21%
Caligula    
   14%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Slargos on November 03, 2009, 01:39:04 PM
You Scored as Marcus AureliusYour attention to duty even when the going gets rough has earned you the identity of Marcus Aurelius. A philosopher-emperor, he used Stoic musings to steel his resolve against a hard lot in life. You know few years of peace, and believe the only final answer to the empire's problems is a complete conquest of Europe. Despite this, you are probably one of the most human and thoughtful emperors in the history of mankind. Hail Caesar!

Marcus Aurelius 93%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 01:40:45 PM

You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   89%
Vespasian    
   82%

I said I was interested in women, yet I got Trajan?  :blush:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Octavian on November 03, 2009, 01:46:45 PM
QuoteYou Scored as Trajan
You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!


Trajan   
89%
Augustus   
75%
Vespasian   
64%
Nerva   
61%
Claudius   
57%
Domitian   
57%
Marcus Aurelius   
57%
Antoninus Pius   
57%
Vitellius   
54%
Hadrian   
54%
Tiberius   
43%
Commodus   
25%
Caligula   
21%
Nero   
14%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 01:40:45 PM
I said I was interested in women, yet I got Trajan?  :blush:

I think you are confusing Trajan with Hadrian.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Nah, they were both 'mos.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 01:55:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
Nah, they were both 'mos.

Any evidence of that?  From what I read Trajan and his wife had a happy marriage and it was his wife more than he who loved Hadrian to the point there was a rumor she hired an actor to impersonate Trajan after her husband's death to do the deathbed adoption of Hadrian.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 02:00:46 PM
From his wiki article:

QuoteDio Cassius, sometimes known as Dio, reveals that Trajan drank heartily and was involved with boys. "I know, of course, that he was devoted to boys and to wine, but if he had ever committed or endured any base or wicked deed as the result of this, he would have incurred censure; as it was, however, he drank all the wine he wanted, yet remained sober, and in his relation with boys he harmed no one."[7] This sensibility was one that influenced his governing on at least one occasion, leading him to favour the king of Edessa out of appreciation for his handsome son: "On this occasion, however, Abgarus, induced partly by the persuasions of his son Arbandes, who was handsome and in the pride of youth and therefore in favour with Trajan, and partly by his fear of the latter's presence, he met him on the road, made his apologies and obtained pardon, for he had a powerful intercessor in the boy
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 02:03:09 PM
Oh yeah sure enough.

I guess it was the fact that he spent all his time making war that that quality is less famous than it is in Hadrian's case.

Still a Romanian should be proud to be like Trajan.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 02:03:09 PM
Oh yeah sure enough.

I guess it was the fact that he spent all his time making war that that quality is less famous than it is in Hadrian's case.

Still a Romanian should be proud to be like Trajan.

Trajan is boring... Just from the fact that a Senate of old guys loved him should prove it...

As for my almost-non-existent Romanian blood...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 02:18:42 PM
 :huh:

You're not Romanian?
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 02:18:42 PM
:huh:

You're not Romanian?

More of a German left behind  :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 02:23:26 PM
So your passport says Romania then? :contract:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 02:28:22 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 02:23:26 PM
So your passport says Romania then? :contract:

This isn't a question of nationality but ethnicity and culture.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Winkelried on November 03, 2009, 02:48:27 PM
Your attention to good character and stability has earned you your standing as Antoninus Pius. Your long and moderate reign is probably one of the most peaceful epics in human history up to the modern age. It is too bad more emperors did not share your humility.

Antoninus Pius      82%
Trajan            75%
Augustus        75%
Marcus Aurelius   68%
Claudius      64%
Nerva         64%
Hadrian     57%
Vespasian     54%
Tiberius     46%
Nero                 46%
Domitian     39%
Vitellius     36%
Commodus      11%
Caligula       0%

I share no traits with Caligula and very little with Commodus, now that's reassuring.  :)
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on November 03, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
You Scored as Augustus
You are Augustus! First emperor of the Romans and one of the greatest statesmen in the ancient world. You brilliantly eased the old Republic into the Principate and set the path for an empire that would last for centuries and form the underpinnings for all western civilization. Hail Caesar!

Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 03:03:47 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 01:15:16 PM
Nero   
75%
Caligula   
75%

Remind me never to vote you Emperor.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 02:28:22 PM
This isn't a question of nationality but ethnicity and culture.

Ethnically, who cares?

As for culture- did you go to Romanian schools? Do you watch Romanian television? What language do you dream in? etc.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 03:32:59 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 02:28:22 PM
This isn't a question of nationality but ethnicity and culture.

Since there actually is a country called Romania it can be all three or one or two but not the other.

So you are a Romanian by nationality but not by ethnicity and culture, where as an American of Romanian ancestry would be Romanian by ethnicity only.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: AnchorClanker on November 03, 2009, 03:50:28 PM
You Scored as Tiberius

You are Tiberius, actually a good emperor in the scheme of things, but eventually you will become hated because you hated yourself and your role. You never really wanted to become emperor, and you never really got what you wanted in life. These unfulfilled aspirations will lead to dark moods and an eventual indulgent isolation on the Isle of Capri.

Wow - this is weird.  That's what I was expecting to get as well, for the same reasons.


Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
Quote
You Scored as Claudius
Dear Clau-Clau-Clau-Claudius. One of the most curious of the emperors, you have a clubbed foot and stammer all the time, but these have only served you well in avoiding notice. Behind the facade of a fool is a penetrating intellect that will lead the empire wisely. You conquer Britannia, and later the BBC will make a series about you. Your kind heart however will do you in, as your loved wife will poison you for her own schemes.
Fairly accurate, and not a surprise. 
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 04:01:54 PM
This was a really good quiz, maybe being long was a part of it.  I could totally see myself as Claudius, just replace Etruscans with Turks, Armenians, Iranians, Greeks and Assyrians. 
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Ok, seeing how other people have scored reasonable, I will retake the test and will answer in a less scandalous way now. :P

I expect to get Hadrian, tbh. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I expect to get Hadrian, tbh. :P
I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb. :)
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Haha I knew it. :P

You Scored as Hadrian
You are the great emperor Hadrian. Not only great for the fact that he didn't mess something up, but he relentlessly administered the empire and set viable borders. Art, cultivation and wisdom mark your reign. The fact that you prefer the boys really helps with the wise handing over of the purple to only the most qualified.


Hadrian   
75%
Antoninus Pius   
64%
Nerva   
57%
Nero   
57%
Vitellius   
54%
Domitian   
50%
Augustus   
50%
Vespasian   
50%
Marcus Aurelius   
46%
Claudius   
43%
Trajan   
36%
Tiberius   
36%
Caligula   
29%
Commodus   
25%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I expect to get Hadrian, tbh. :P
I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb. :)

Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar. :P
He looks for a guy that used to work for me up in Boston.  :cool:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Haha I knew it. :P

Yeah if I just took the test over and over again until I got my favorite Emperor I bet I would get the result I wanted to Caligula.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: The Brain on November 03, 2009, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar. :P
He looks for a guy that used to work for me at up in Boston.  :cool:

I see.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Malthus on November 03, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Elagabalus was fierce, yeah. So fierce his own grandmother had him assassinated. He was a cutie though - he is in my avatar. :P
He looks for a guy that used to work for me up in Boston.  :cool:

Did he act like Elagabalus is the question.  :D
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:29:22 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 03, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Did he act like Elagabalus is the question.  :D
You know, I never did ask him if he desired to have a vagina implanted in him so he could have sexual intercourse with himself.  BRB.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Haha I knew it. :P

Yeah if I just took the test over and over again until I got my favorite Emperor I bet I would get the result I wanted to Caligula.

I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:35:42 PM
I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one. :P

Suuure.  I know you are just a Nero waiting for a stringed instrument to play while cities burn.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:35:42 PM
I didn't take it over and over. I just took it twice - first time answering in a cheeky way, the second in a thoughtful and introspective one. :P

Suuure.  I know you are just a Nero waiting for a stringed instrument to play while cities burn.

:P I think he had the right idea about Christians, is all. :whistle:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Grallon on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 PM
Antoninus Pius ...


Antoninus Pius 
68%
Hadrian 
68%
Domitian 
64%
Marcus Aurelius 
64%
Augustus 
61%
Nerva 
57%
Tiberius 
54%
Vespasian 
50%
Vitellius 
46%
Claudius 
43%
Trajan 
39%
Nero 
32%
Caligula 
21%
Commodus 
14%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:42:20 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Malthus on November 03, 2009, 04:43:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:29:22 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 03, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Did he act like Elagabalus is the question.  :D
You know, I never did ask him if he desired to have a vagina implanted in him so he could have sexual intercourse with himself.  BRB.

Admittedly not the easiest thing to bring up in casual conversation.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
"Hey, you look like Elagabalus..."
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Ape on November 03, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   89%
Vespasian    
   68%
Augustus    
   61%
Tiberius    
   57%
Domitian    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   50%
Marcus Aurelius    
   50%
Hadrian    
   32%
Claudius    
   32%
Nerva    
   29%
Vitellius    
   25%
Commodus    
   14%
Caligula    
   0%
Nero    
   0%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Scipio on November 03, 2009, 05:49:54 PM
You Scored as Augustus
You are Augustus! First emperor of the Romans and one of the greatest statesmen in the ancient world. You brilliantly eased the old Republic into the Principate and set the path for an empire that would last for centuries and form the underpinnings for all western civilization. Hail Caesar!



Augustus 
96%
Antoninus Pius 
86%
Marcus Aurelius 
75%
Tiberius 
64%
Hadrian 
61%
Vespasian 
57%
Trajan 
54%
Claudius 
50%
Vitellius 
46%
Nerva 
29%
Domitian 
21%
Nero 
21%
Caligula 
0%
Commodus 
0%

Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alcibiades on November 03, 2009, 06:01:21 PM
You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   75%
Vespasian    
   68%
Marcus Aurelius    
   64%
Antoninus Pius    
   61%
Hadrian    
   57%
Tiberius    
   54%
Augustus    
   50%
Domitian    
   46%
Claudius    
   43%
Nerva    
   36%
Commodus    
   29%
Vitellius    
   29%
Nero    
   25%
Caligula    
   18%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: dps on November 03, 2009, 06:02:42 PM
 Scored as Antoninus Pius
Your attention to good character and stability has earned you your standing as Antoninus Pius. Your long and moderate reign is probably one of the most peaceful epics in human history up to the modern age. It is too bad more emperors did not share your humility.



Antoninus Pius 
86%
Trajan 
79%
Vespasian 
75%
Claudius 
71%
Tiberius 
68%
Marcus Aurelius 
68%
Commodus 
57%
Vitellius 
46%
Domitian 
46%
Hadrian 
46%
Caligula 
39%
Nero 
39%
Augustus 
36%
Nerva 
11%

Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Ed Anger on November 03, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
Quote from: The Larch on November 03, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 03, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
Too long.

QFT. I started doing it, then I wheeled down and read "Page 1 of 5" and closed the tab.

Yep. I declare myself Dictator for Life and retire.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.

Knowing Sulla's love interests, Buddha would be a better choice. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 06:55:26 PM
:cool:

You Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan  71%
Marcus Aurelius  61%
Vitellius  57%
Domitian  54%
Commodus  54%
Hadrian  50%
Claudius  50%
Augustus  46%
Caligula  46%
Vespasian  46%
Tiberius  43%
Nerva  43%
Nero  32%
Antoninus Pius  29%

Well I'm quite sure that the "larger than life" part is correct. :smoke:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Ed Anger on November 03, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.

At least he'd be interesting at the party.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Grallon on November 03, 2009, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 03, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
Make sure to invite grallon to your orgies, Mr. Sulla.


Who's Pete Wiggin again?




G.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 07:00:53 PM
Quote
Tiberius    
   82%
Antoninus Pius    
   79%
Claudius    
   79%
Marcus Aurelius    
   79%
Augustus    
   71%
Hadrian    
   61%
Domitian    
   50%
Vespasian    
   43%
Nerva    
   39%
Trajan    
   29%
Vitellius    
   25%
Nero    
   21%
Commodus    
   7%
Caligula    
   4%

This is not entirely a surprise.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Josquius on November 03, 2009, 07:10:52 PM
There seems to be a lot of statements saying the same thing

Dear Clau-Clau-Clau-Claudius. One of the most curious of the emperors, you have a clubbed foot and stammer all the time, but these have only served you well in avoiding notice. Behind the facade of a fool is a penetrating intellect that will lead the empire wisely. You conquer Britannia, and later the BBC will make a series about you. Your kind heart however will do you in, as your loved wife will poison you for her own schemes.

Claudius    
   71%
Trajan    
   68%
Marcus Aurelius    
   61%
Augustus    
   54%
Antoninus Pius    
   54%
Tiberius    
   54%
Vespasian    
   50%
Commodus    
   50%
Domitian    
   50%
Vitellius    
   46%
Caligula    
   43%
Hadrian    
   43%
Nerva    
   39%


oh noes
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 03, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I expect to get Hadrian, tbh. :P
I can envision you as nobody else, except possibly Elagabalus, though Elagabalus feels more like Spellus to me, or maybe BuddhaRhubarb. :)
:huh:
You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Grallon on November 03, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM

You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict

Cross dressing - no
bisexual - yes
Sex adict - possibly

Why won't you post a picture?

With pleasant surprises such as Faelin, Languish can always have more hot young things.




G.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
:huh:
You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict
No, but you're just wacky and full of outlandish notions, like Elagabalus.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Neil on November 03, 2009, 08:45:11 PM
Trajan 
89%
Antoninus Pius 
79%
Marcus Aurelius 
68%
Vespasian 
64%
Claudius 
57%
Hadrian 
54%
Augustus 
50%
Tiberius 
46%
Domitian 
43%
Commodus 
39%
Vitellius 
39%
Nerva 
36%
Caligula 
29%
Nero 
25%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 08:49:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
:huh:
You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict
No, but you're just wacky and full of outlandish notions, like Elagabalus.

I would have thought Claudius since he can be pedantic and dull at times.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Viking on November 03, 2009, 09:52:46 PM
Vespasian     
   79%
Trajan    
   71%
Tiberius    
   68%
Marcus Aurelius    
   64%
Nerva    
   64%
Hadrian    
   61%
Augustus    
   57%
Vitellius    
   50%
Commodus    
   50%
Antoninus Pius    
   50%
Claudius    
   46%
Domitian    
   36%
Nero    
   14%
Caligula    
   0%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on November 03, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
I don't think anyone needs a quiz to know I'm a Nero.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Neil on November 03, 2009, 10:00:08 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on November 03, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
I don't think anyone needs a quiz to know I'm a Nero.
I don't know my classical history well enough to appreciate the differences between all these guys.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on November 03, 2009, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 03, 2009, 10:00:08 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on November 03, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
I don't think anyone needs a quiz to know I'm a Nero.
I don't know my classical history well enough to appreciate the differences between all these guys.

I'm basing this wholly on one Bugs Bunny Cartoon. :contract:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 03, 2009, 10:31:23 PM
Sweet  :menace:

QuoteYou Scored as Trajan
You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!



Trajan 
86%
Claudius 
79%
Antoninus Pius 
75%
Marcus Aurelius 
71%
Augustus 
61%
Vespasian 
57%
Hadrian 
50%
Tiberius 
39%
Nero 
39%
Vitellius 
36%
Nerva 
32%
Domitian 
32%
Commodus 
21%
Caligula 
11%

Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: HVC on November 03, 2009, 10:51:55 PM
I think i broke it. it's taking forever to calculate
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Camerus on November 03, 2009, 11:07:05 PM
Antoninus Pius.  A somewhat unknown emperor who arguably gave the empire unparalleled peace and stability.   Sounds about right.   ;)
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Hansmeister on November 04, 2009, 01:57:31 AM
Trajan 
96%
Vespasian 
79%
Marcus Aurelius 
75%
Augustus 
54%
Antoninus Pius 
54%
Claudius 
43%
Nerva 
43%
Hadrian 
43%
Tiberius 
36%
Domitian 
36%
Vitellius 
36%
Caligula 
11%
Nero 
7%
Commodus 
4%

Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Tonitrus on November 04, 2009, 02:07:11 AM
QuoteYou Scored as Marcus Aurelius

Your attention to duty even when the going gets rough has earned you the identity of Marcus Aurelius. A philosopher-emperor, he used Stoic musings to steel his resolve against a hard lot in life. You know few years of peace, and believe the only final answer to the empire's problems is a complete conquest of Europe. Despite this, you are probably one of the most human and thoughtful emperors in the history of mankind. Hail Caesar!

Marcus Aurelius    
   75%
Domitian    
   61%
Augustus    
   57%
Nerva    
   57%
Antoninus Pius    
   57%
Claudius    
   54%
Tiberius    
   54%
Vespasian    
   46%
Trajan    
   46%
Hadrian    
   46%
Vitellius    
   39%
Nero    
   21%
Caligula    
   11%
Commodus    
   7%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Ancient Demon on November 04, 2009, 02:16:48 AM
Antoninus Pius 
86%
Trajan 
71%
Hadrian 
68%
Marcus Aurelius 
68%
Augustus 
68%
Claudius 
68%
Nerva 
54%
Tiberius 
46%
Vespasian 
43%
Vitellius 
43%
Domitian 
32%
Nero 
29%
Commodus 
29%
Caligula 
7%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on November 04, 2009, 02:54:49 AM
QuoteYou Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    86%
Vespasian   71%
Augustus       61%
Marcus Aurelius       61%
Claudius       61%
Nerva       54%
Domitian       54%
Tiberius       50%
Commodus    50%
Hadrian       46%
Antoninus Pius       43%
Nero       32%
Vitellius       32%
Caligula       25%

Heh
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: citizen k on November 04, 2009, 04:10:00 AM
QuoteMarcus Aurelius     
    79%
Domitian     
    75%
Antoninus Pius     
    75%
Claudius     
    75%
Vespasian     
    71%
Tiberius     
    71%
Trajan     
    64%
Hadrian     
    64%
Augustus     
    50%
Vitellius     
    43%
Nero     
    39%
Nerva     
    36%
Commodus     
    21%
Caligula     
    11%
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alatriste on November 04, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Augustus, followed by Antoninus Pius (I forgot to copy the results before hitting the Return button). But you can quite easily guide the results and get any Emperor you want. The advantages of a classical education...
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 04, 2009, 05:08:07 AM
Quote from: Alatriste on November 04, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Augustus, followed by Antoninus Pius (I forgot to copy the results before hitting the Return button). But you can quite easily guide the results and get any Emperor you want. The advantages of a classical education...

It would have been more interesting to have more emperors put together: Aurelian is a great conqueror, who doesn't have a long reign, Elagabal is a little bitch, Alexander Severus is a beloved emperor that gets assasinated... having so few choices, it's way too easy to steer yourself to the desired choice...
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Camerus on November 04, 2009, 06:00:29 AM
Quote from: Alatriste on November 04, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
But you can quite easily guide the results and get any Emperor you want. The advantages of a classical education...

Many tests are easily manipulated if one has a desired end result in mind.  The point is to try and answer as honestly as one can.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Duque de Bragança on November 04, 2009, 09:40:11 AM

QuoteYou Scored as Trajan

You are quite fortunate to rank as the emperor Trajan, possibly the greatest of Roman emperors. You have relentlessly expanded the empire and even humbled the mighty Parthian empire. Loved by all, vastly larger than life, you are the model for all future emperors. It is hard to find a bad thing to say about you. HAIL CAESAR!

Trajan    
   82%
Domitian    
   71%
Marcus Aurelius    
   71%
Claudius    
   71%
Vespasian    
   68%
Antoninus Pius    
   64%
Tiberius    
   54%
Augustus    
   50%
Nerva    
   46%
Vitellius    
   46%
Commodus    
   43%
Hadrian    
   43%
Nero    
   39%
Caligula    


Domitian in second, great...
Too easy to twist the answers though.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
So. I'm the only one who got Tiberius so far???  Interesting.   :shifty:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Martinus on November 05, 2009, 03:32:22 PM
Quote from: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
So. I'm the only one who got Tiberius so far???  Interesting.   :shifty:

Noone else is so emo. :P
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Queequeg on November 05, 2009, 03:36:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 08:49:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on November 03, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
:huh:
You think I'm a cross dressing bisexual  sex addict
No, but you're just wacky and full of outlandish notions, like Elagabalus.

I would have thought Claudius since he can be pedantic and dull at times.
Yeah.  Claudius even had similar ethnic obsessions, in his case the Etruscans. 
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: garbon on November 05, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Hadrian! Followed closely by Augustus.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2009, 03:32:22 PM
Quote from: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
So. I'm the only one who got Tiberius so far???  Interesting.   :shifty:

Noone else is so emo. :P

Emo - whatever.  Frustrated, maybe.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Razgovory on November 05, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
So. I'm the only one who got Tiberius so far???  Interesting.   :shifty:

Not so interesting.  I got Tiberius as well. :contract:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 05, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
On the contrary, that makes it more interesting. :unsure:
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: AnchorClanker on November 05, 2009, 04:23:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
On the contrary, that makes it more interesting. :unsure:

:P

I guess so.  Believe it or not, I was a reluctant owner of Languish, to tell the truth.  Odd how things come around.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: Razgovory on November 05, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
Tiberius fits me well since he was an Emperor who pretty much never left his house.  I've actually been to The Villa Jovis up on Capri.  Island is pretty but the palace was had seen better days.
Title: Re: Which Roman Emperor are you
Post by: garbon on November 05, 2009, 04:31:14 PM
Raz played three verbs in a row for 300 points!