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Title: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: The Larch on November 03, 2009, 06:30:37 AM
Gettit? Gettit? Erected. *giggles*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8336789.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8336789.stm)

QuoteKosovo unveils Clinton's statue

Former US President Bill Clinton has attended the unveiling of a statue of himself in Kosovo's capital Pristina.

The 3.5m (11 ft) bronze statue was inaugurated at Bill Clinton Boulevard - to loud cheers of thousands of ethnic Albanians.

Many of them regard Mr Clinton as a hero for launching Nato's air bombing campaign to drive Yugoslavia's troops out of the Serbian province in 1999.

Kosovo unilaterally declared independence from Belgrade last year.

The move was supported by the US and many Western powers, but a number of countries - including China and Russia - still regard Kosovo as part of Serbia.

'Big statue'

Mr Clinton waved to the crowds as the red cover was pulled off from the statue on Sunday.

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"I never expected that anywhere, someone would make such a big statue of me," Mr Clinton was quoted as saying by the Associated Press news agency.

The statue portrays the former president with his left arm raised while holding documents bearing the date when Nato started its air campaign against Yugoslavia - 24 March 1999.

At the time Yugoslav forces of the late President Slobodan Milosevic were attempting to suppress an ethnic Albanian insurgency in Kosovo.

The 78-day bombing forced the Yugoslav army to leave, placing Kosovo under UN administration.

But Mr Clinton's statue is unlikely to be revered by the Serbs who see Washington as the driving force behind a plan to tear away Serbia's cherished southern province, the BBC's Mark Lowen in Belgrade says.

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I like the effect of the cookie advertisement in the background.  :lol:
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2009, 06:38:27 AM
Quote from: The Larch on November 03, 2009, 06:30:37 AM
I like the effect of the cookie advertisement in the background.  :lol:

Totally classic.
Only thing more appropriate would've been golden arches off in the distance.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2009, 06:38:50 AM
Quotebut a number of countries - including China and Russia - still regard Kosovo as part of Serbia.

Shock of shockers.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Caliga on November 03, 2009, 06:46:22 AM
My heart is warmed by Nazi Clinton statue.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 03, 2009, 07:24:29 AM
Heil Bake Rolls!
Heil Interns!
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Grey Fox on November 03, 2009, 07:42:17 AM
:cheers:
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 07:44:14 AM
Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 07:50:50 AM
Where's his penis?  :mad:
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Josquius on November 03, 2009, 09:04:38 AM
I still refuse to recognise Kosovo until they get themselves a proper flag :angry:
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: KRonn on November 03, 2009, 09:26:50 AM
Congrats to Bill Clinton!
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Jaron on November 03, 2009, 09:40:11 AM
This statue will become to Democrats with Mecca is Mohammedians.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Jaron on November 03, 2009, 09:40:11 AM
This statue will become to Democrats with Mecca is Mohammedians.

A pilgrimage to Kosovo?  At least it is convenient from some Mediterranean vacation spots.

There will be pillars of Republicans they will throw stones at.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Kaeso on November 03, 2009, 11:07:31 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 03, 2009, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Jaron on November 03, 2009, 09:40:11 AM
This statue will become to Democrats with Mecca is Mohammedians.

A pilgrimage to Kosovo?  At least it is convenient from some Mediterranean vacation spots.


The roads to reach the coast are awful...
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Syt on November 03, 2009, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2009, 06:38:50 AM
Quotebut a number of countries - including China and Russia - still regard Kosovo as part of Serbia.

Shock of shockers.

We have problems with a doctor in Serbia. He has his bank account in Bosnia and we told him to get one in Serbia instead. He raises all kinds of hell about it. Our country manager in Serbia (a jovial, friendly dude normally) said, "Well, this doctor is a bit of a problem, he has his account in a part of Bosnia that used to be Serbia and that some of the more conservatives don't want to let go, really."

Me: "Like Croatia, Slovenia, ...?"

He hasn't spoken to me since last week. :lol:
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: DGuller on November 03, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
How fitting to have the statue erection, considering what gave rise to the Kosovo intervention in the first place.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
Hope this statue will have the same faith as the Saddam one... Go, Serbs!
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 03, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
I heard part of his speech on the radio and it was funny. I don't remember the words exactly, but more or less:




Quote from: Bill Clinton
Hillary told me I had to take a picture of myself with this statue to prove it's real. Otherwise she'll think I made it all up!


:P
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Malthus on November 03, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
They didn't leave enough space on the plinth for someone to kneel in front and pretend to give him head.  :(
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 03:12:06 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on November 03, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
Hope this statue will have the same faith as the Saddam one... Go, Serbs!

Generally speaking, statues are an irreligious bunch.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
You know what was great in that War?  We blew up the Chinese Embassy.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: DGuller on November 03, 2009, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
You know what was great in that War?  We blew up the Chinese Embassy.
That's what they get for buying Patriot missiles from Israel.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 03, 2009, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
You know what was great in that War?  We blew up the Chinese Embassy.
That's what they get for buying Patriot missiles from Israel.

You know, now that I think of it, that's what the Iraq war lacked.  The US blowing up a Chinese embassy.  Alot of old Chinese tanks were blown up but that's not good enough.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Savonarola on November 03, 2009, 04:49:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 03, 2009, 04:43:34 PM
You know, now that I think of it, that's what the Iraq war lacked.  The US blowing up a Chinese embassy.  Alot of old Chinese tanks were blown up but that's not good enough.

The terrorists bombed the UN Headquarters in Baghdad.  That's almost as good.
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 03, 2009, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on November 03, 2009, 04:49:11 PM
The terrorists bombed the UN Headquarters in Baghdad.  That's almost as good.
Please.  "Militants."
Title: Re: Bubba Clinton gets huge statue erected
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 03, 2009, 06:57:19 PM
Quote from: Jaron on November 03, 2009, 09:40:11 AM
This statue will become to Democrats with Mecca is Mohammedians.

They'll have to walk around it seven times, then throw ketchup packets at it.