Alright, I'm bored so here it is. Another chance for people to grouse about their entries, lurkers to grouse about their lack of one, and people not interested in reading the whole thing to grouse about it not being in alphabetical order. :P
Caliga- likes biscuits and gravy
Garbon- founder of Hilary Clinton fan club
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Valmy- Francophile
Jimmy Olsen- Easily appalled
Martinus- gay
Berkut- probably blind IRL
Syt- has redhead fetish
Barrister- Barrister Boy's crime fighting mentor/altar ego
The Brain- youngest child
Malthus- has a very understanding wife
Razgovory- knows how to treat a lady
Grey Fox- he speak English well
Count De Money- Embraces diversity
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Admiral Yi- Recanted his eponymous rule
Katmai- Some kind of carny
Siege- never did find the nude miley pics
Sheilbh- republican
Crazy Canuck- Tiger Woods' dad
Tyr- British chauvinist
Saskganesh- He knows beans about beans. Well a bit more than that.
DontSayBanana- Short guy
Tamas- Secretly loves gypsies
PDH- was leading in the second quarter
Peter Wiggin- outshone by little brother
DGuller- knows his obscure NASCAR drivers
Derspiess- Loves his Zune
Darth Wagtaros- dreams of vampire stripper ponies committing crimes
Disturbed Pervert- on Languish all the time
Buddha Rhubarb- Aerosmith did a song about him
Jaron- I'll think of something here later, gotta go train
Viking- Oil man
Queequeg- Mugged by 3d graders
KRonn- has a habit of summarizing threads when he enters them
Habbaku- beats Berkut at war games
Savonarola- has an inexplicable case of civic pride
Ulmont- fellow Atlantan, lawyer, don't have anything good on him
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
Alfred Russel- gave his daughter the keys to a castle
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
MadImmortalMan- unrepentant Buckeye
FunkMonk- "Flipican"
Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Slargos- darkies won't buy his kitchens
HVC- the eggplant with the funny name
Norgy- Used to write AARs
Delirium- state of mind youngest children such as Brain are frequently in- oh and Habsburg has a crush on him
Korea- teases Raz something awful
Faeelin- training to become the American Martinus
Strix- "he knows what he knows"- CDM
Richard Hakluyt- his wife gives him money to take vacations without her. Lucky bastard.
Fahdiz- bald dude, used to be a Catholic
DPS- too poor to be a Republican but that doesn't stop him
MadBurgerMaker- fan of UTSA
Tonitrus- lied about the polar bears
Jacob- has been to China
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
SBR- probably Camper
Zanza- lived in New York
Vinraith- mad scientist
Scipio- At least he kept the toaster
Alcibiades- had kid in high school
Merithyn- met husband playing Everquest
The Larch- he's a lumberjack and he's OK
Phillip V- Tiger Woods; not related to Crazy Canuck
Grallon- Doesn't like Moo-slims
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
Judas Iscariot- Pays Blizzard $15 a month to not play their game
Viper37- Right-wing Quebecker
Iormlund- Sickie
Habsburg- Gave me Prada points for the original list
Liep- Choo! Choo!
Citizen K- Lives in Spokane
Fireblade- Drinks cheap Italian beer
Drakken- member of the "Seduction Community"
Warspite- Roots for Croatian national teams
Stopped at 300 posts.
I thought I would warrant more than one word. :mad:
Quote from: Martinus on September 22, 2009, 03:59:08 AM
I thought I would warrant more than one word. :mad:
Well there is your problem.
Oh and ET, i can't be a carny, I have my own teeth still.
State fair, carnival, same thing. :P
Well. My entry is more or less accurate in that to my estimate less than 2% of my sales have been to mudpeople. Well done. :D
Great work. I love my entry :lol:
QuoteBrazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Brazen - technical writer, former technology journalist, ongoing language pedant
I only worked for a runner's magazine for 4 weeks' work experience (internship) over four years ago :D
Mine is quite accurate.
Mine is ok.
Grouse grouse grouse!
The Cold War's over? :mad:
:lol:
Its not really chauvinism when your people have won history :contract:
OP is desperately lonely for spending time doing this.
Didn't take that long. :mellow:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
Didn't take that long. :mellow:
Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.
I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working. Need a new meme.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2009, 07:21:37 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 07:20:39 AM
Didn't take that long. :mellow:
Even more lonely for defending said time doing this. Raz has more of a life.
This is the part where I'm supposed to yawn to show my lack of appreciation for such quality trolling, isn't it.
Quote from: Scipio on September 22, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
I had to get rid of the toaster when it stopped working. Need a new meme.
Just talk about the same subject over and over... it'll catch on. Worked for me.
Heh, I could have gone with the implants or the Peter North worship or the homemade beer or the fascination with recipes but that was the first thing that came to mind.
Alphabetized it for you:
Admiral Yi- Recanted his eponymous rule
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
Alcibiades- had kid in high school
Alfred Russel- gave his daughter the keys to a castle
Barrister- Barrister Boy's crime fighting mentor/altar ego
Berkut- probably blind IRL
Brazen- writes(wrote?) for runners magazine
Buddha Rhubarb- Aerosmith did a song about him
Caliga- likes biscuits and gravy
Citizen K- Lives in Spokane
Count De Money- Embraces diversity
Crazy Canuck- Tiger Woods' dad
Darth Wagtaros- dreams of vampire stripper ponies committing crimes
Delirium- state of mind youngest children such as Brain are frequently in- oh and Habsburg has a crush on him
Derspiess- Loves his Zune
DGuller- knows his obscure NASCAR drivers
Disturbed Pervert- on Languish all the time
DontSayBanana- Short guy
DPS- too poor to be a Republican but that doesn't stop him
Drakken- member of the "Seduction Community"
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Faeelin- training to become the American Martinus
Fahdiz- bald dude, used to be a Catholic
Fireblade- Drinks cheap Italian beer
FunkMonk- "Flipican"
Garbon- founder of Hilary Clinton fan club
Grallon- Doesn't like Moo-slims
Grey Fox- he speak English well
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Habbaku- beats Berkut at war games
Habsburg- Gave me Prada points for the original list
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
HVC- the eggplant with the funny name
Iormlund- Sickie
Jacob- has been to China
Jaron- I'll think of something here later, gotta go train
Jimmy Olsen- Easily appalled
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
Judas Iscariot- Pays Blizzard $15 a month to not play their game
Katmai- Some kind of carny
Korea- teases Raz something awful
KRonn- has a habit of summarizing threads when he enters them
Liep- Choo! Choo!
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
MadBurgerMaker- fan of UTSA
MadImmortalMan- unrepentant Buckeye
Malthus- has a very understanding wife
Martinus- gay
Merithyn- met husband playing Everquest
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
Norgy- Used to write AARs
PDH- was leading in the second quarter
Peter Wiggin- outshone by little brother
Phillip V- Tiger Woods; not related to Crazy Canuck
Queequeg- Mugged by 3d graders
Razgovory- knows how to treat a lady
Richard Hakluyt- his wife gives him money to take vacations without her. Lucky bastard.
Saskganesh- He knows beans about beans. Well a bit more than that.
Savonarola- has an inexplicable case of civic pride
SBR- probably Camper
Scipio- At least he kept the toaster
Sheilbh- republican
Siege- never did find the nude miley pics
Slargos- darkies won't buy his kitchens
Strix- "he knows what he knows"- CDM
Syt- has redhead fetish
Tamas- Secretly loves gypsies
The Brain- youngest child
The Larch- he's a lumberjack and he's OK
Tonitrus- lied about the polar bears
Tyr- British chauvinist
Ulmont- fellow Atlantan, lawyer, don't have anything good on him
Valmy- Francophile
Viking- Oil man
Vinraith- mad scientist
Viper37- Right-wing Quebecker
Warspite- Roots for Croatian national teams
Zanza- lived in New York
I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry :D
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 08:49:30 AM
I don't know that "likes to alphabetize things" is that much better an entry :D
I'll take "can perform simple operations in Excel." :P
I see.
Ease of compilation is not the only reason I use post count ordering rather than alpha. As mentioned in the OP, I don't want people skipping over just to find their own name. :contract:
Yay, mine's finally something appropriate.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 03:54:03 AM
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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one
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Stopped at 300 posts.
:cry:
:) I like Raz.
Quote from: C.C.R. on September 22, 2009, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 03:54:03 AM
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lurkers to grouse about their lack of one
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Stopped at 300 posts.
:cry:
Come on dude, you can post 300 times in a day. I've seen you do it. :P
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on September 22, 2009, 10:49:50 AM
Quote from: C.C.R. on September 22, 2009, 10:48:50 AM
:cry:
Who the fuck are you? :D
No shit. I've done a pretty good job making myself the poster child for "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
:ccr
Berkut's blind?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
Come on dude, you can post 300 times in a day. I've seen you do it. :P
It makes CDM a little twitchy when I do that, and what little Diplomatic Immunity that I had left went right out the window when the new forum was established -- and rightfully so, I might add...
:P
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
Berkut's blind?
As in 'what's rumored to make a man go blind'?
It's not very funny.
:lol:
Insightful description for me.
In summary of this thread, I'd have to say... ;)
Quote from: Barrister on September 22, 2009, 11:10:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2009, 11:04:34 AM
Berkut's blind?
As in 'what's rumored to make a man go blind'?
It's not very funny.
LOL I thought that referred to his tendency to make typos.
Go Roadrunners! Woo! :yeah:
Quote from: Martinus on September 22, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
LOL I thought that referred to his tendency to make typos.
It was actually a reference to his zebra suit. -_-
For the record, I wasn't trying to be insulting to anyone.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2009, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 22, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
LOL I thought that referred to his tendency to make typos.
It was actually a reference to his zebra suit. -_-
For the record, I wasn't trying to be insulting to anyone.
:lol:
That's not bad, actually.
Who's Camper?
I have no complaints about my entry.
We WERE leading in the 2nd quarter!
That's uncanny. Mine is totally correct.
Quote from: charliebear on September 23, 2009, 11:21:57 AM
That's uncanny. Mine is totally correct.
Yes, does not exist fits perfectly.
I am happy with mine! :lol:
Quote from: Razgovory on September 23, 2009, 01:23:37 PM
I am happy with mine! :lol:
:D
Three Simple Rules
1- Take her somewhere interesting
2- Don't say anything stupid
3- Always have an escape plan
Fuck your shitty list, Teach.
I'm surprised that with all the shit I talk, "short guy" is what made the list. I would have expected "puts on airs" or "pompous know-it-all douchebag." ;)
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 23, 2009, 09:21:25 PM
I'm surprised that with all the shit I talk, "short guy" is what made the list. I would have expected "puts on airs" or "pompous know-it-all douchebag." ;)
Shortman complex. :bowler:
Quote from: garbon on September 23, 2009, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 23, 2009, 09:21:25 PM
I'm surprised that with all the shit I talk, "short guy" is what made the list. I would have expected "puts on airs" or "pompous know-it-all douchebag." ;)
Shortman complex. :bowler:
You may be on to something. :blush:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 23, 2009, 09:21:25 PM
I would have expected "puts on airs" or "pompous know-it-all douchebag." ;)
Your entry had to separate you from other Languish posters. :contract:
Some comments
Neil- Hopelessly romantic, except when it comes to people
The only way to be romantic. Dreadnoughts won't break your heart, man. And neither will an attack delivered in colonnes de battalion par divisions (unless a twelve pounders hits you in the chest, that is)
Ed Anger- hates his HR job
Well, who wouldn't? Excluding Catbert...
Valmy- Francophile
Ils ne passeront pas, baby.
Grumbler- Riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
And he really knows his stuff... even if sometimes I disagree with is views.
Viking- Oil man
He walks the Earth like a Colossus with two oil drums under his arms.
Minsky- knows the difference between a cabernet and a merlot
And somehow he manages to be friendly, informative and cool. Did I mention we both like the same cognac?
Monoriu- the square peg who tries to carve his sides off to fit in the round hole
Oddly enough he seems almost... happy?
Hansmeister- Doesn't like Demon-crats
He's a man with a mission. And he sucks at it.
Alatriste- to Sadness! <tips glass>
<tips glass>
Josephus- Doesn't realize the Cold War's over
It's over? Tell Perimetr, please... Besides, 'West 2009' sounds a bit commie to me.
Iormlund- Sickie
No more, I have heard... (congrats!)
Liep- Choo! Choo!
Does he railroad his players? :huh:
Quote from: garbon on September 23, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
Quote from: charliebear on September 23, 2009, 11:21:57 AM
That's uncanny. Mine is totally correct.
Yes, does not exist fits perfectly.
Garbon, that actually was quite witty.
this week so far: butter beans, kidney beans and today: either black eye or kabulis.
it's all about the beans.
I think mine would be very easy too :p
Quote from: Monoriu on September 23, 2009, 09:19:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 23, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
Fuck your shitty list, Teach.
Post more, Ide :contract:
Agreed. Post, don't complain...300 is not a particularly high bar anyway (unless you happen to be a Persian.)
Quote from: Ideologue on September 23, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
Fuck your shitty list, Teach.
I made it. ^_^ I am more languish then you. Hah!
Quote from: Korea on September 24, 2009, 10:32:48 PM
I made it. ^_^ I am more languish then you. Hah!
Considering you not only tolerate Cal and Ed, but even egg them on, I'd agree with that. :contract:
Quote from: Agelastus on September 24, 2009, 06:49:51 PM
Agreed. Post, don't complain...300 is not a particularly high bar anyway (unless you happen to be a Persian.)
But a post in which he complains is still a post!
I finally make a list, only to be slandered. <_<
I didn't see any polar bears! :mad:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 25, 2009, 07:42:09 AM
I didn't see any polar bears! :mad:
There was one...behind the glacier.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 25, 2009, 12:41:56 AM
Quote from: Korea on September 24, 2009, 10:32:48 PM
I made it. ^_^ I am more languish then you. Hah!
Considering you not only tolerate Cal and Ed, but even egg them on, I'd agree with that. :contract:
SCORE!
It takes a special sort of woman to be this happy about being more Languish than the Languishers.
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
:unsure: yes, yes I do. :unsure:
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 25, 2009, 12:59:12 PM
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
:unsure: yes, yes I do. :unsure:
Waffles are better...
Quote from: Valmy on September 25, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
It takes a special sort of woman to be this happy about being more Languish than the Languishers.
Yeah. A singular one. :D
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 25, 2009, 12:59:12 PM
LustinDarkness- really likes pancakes
:unsure: yes, yes I do. :unsure:
Dammit, I forgot to get pancake mix while at the store. :mad:
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 25, 2009, 07:39:11 AM
I finally make a list, only to be slandered. <_<
There is no such thing as bad PR ;)
Quote from: Valmy on September 25, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
It takes a special sort of woman to be this happy about being more Languish than the Languishers.
^_^
I just think it's funny that Ide was the original laguisher who brought me on here and now I more languishy than he. :w00t:
Quote from: Korea on September 25, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 25, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
It takes a special sort of woman to be this happy about being more Languish than the Languishers.
^_^
I just think it's funny that Ide was the original laguisher who brought me on here and now I more languishy than he. :w00t:
Who gets languish when you dump him?
She can have it. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Quote from: sbr on September 25, 2009, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: Korea on September 25, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 25, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
It takes a special sort of woman to be this happy about being more Languish than the Languishers.
^_^
I just think it's funny that Ide was the original laguisher who brought me on here and now I more languishy than he. :w00t:
Who gets languish when you dump him?
I do of course -_-
Quote from: Ideologue on September 25, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
She can have it. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It has become a most uninteresting place. Sorta like Rome, 470AD. Barely running on past glory.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2009, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 25, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
She can have it. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It has become a most uninteresting place. Sorta like Rome, 470AD. Barely running on past glory.
Thus sayeth Ed Anger. He wisheth thee to avert thy notice from his own 4000+ posts on said "uninteresting place". :D
Quote from: Agelastus on September 26, 2009, 06:56:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2009, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 25, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
She can have it. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It has become a most uninteresting place. Sorta like Rome, 470AD. Barely running on past glory.
Thus sayeth Ed Anger. He wisheth thee to avert thy notice from his own 4000+ posts on said "uninteresting place". :D
I've been saying for years I'm gonna leave when I find another message board. Sadly, all the others are full of twits and morons too. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
I've been saying for years I'm gonna leave when I find another message board. Sadly, all the others are full of twits and morons too. :(
Languish: the best place for twits and morons!
Quote from: katmai on September 26, 2009, 07:02:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 26, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
I've been saying for years I'm gonna leave when I find another message board. Sadly, all the others are full of twits and morons too. :(
Languish: the best place for twits and morons!
It is a candy coated thin shell of goodness, covering a goddamn shit creamy center of Timmayism, stupidity, Animefags, Polackfags and Europeans.
See, now I'd say it's more like Warheads. So sour it burns at first, but after a while you get the sweet center and it was all worthwhile. :)
Quote from: Alatriste on September 24, 2009, 07:33:48 AM
Liep- Choo! Choo!
Does he railroad his players? :huh:
My players? :huh: Anyhoo, it's likely because I drive trains, even though the ones I drive don't say Choo Choo. :weep:
Quote from: merithyn on September 26, 2009, 11:00:53 AM
See, now I'd say it's more like Warheads. So sour it burns at first, but after a while you get the sweet center and it was all worthwhile. :)
I've grown angrier and more pissed off. Things were better back in the day.
I see it as a bunch of old men in a nursing home, arguing ad nauseum over the same crap day in and day out. It's only tolerable if you can turn off the hearing aid when you need a nap.
Quote from: Maximus on September 26, 2009, 03:19:04 PM
I see it as a bunch of old men in a nursing home, arguing ad nauseum over the same crap day in and day out. It's only tolerable if you can turn off the hearing aid when you need a nap.
:lmfao: