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Title: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 06:48:10 PM
http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-man-wins-womens-poker-competition,0,3994808.story

QuoteMan Wins Big In All-Women Poker Tournament

BY STEPHANIE BARISH wpix.com

September 15, 2009


ATLANTIC CITY, N.J (WPIX) - A man who took first place in a women-only poker tournament in Atlantic City is getting a lot of heat from the second-prize female winner.

Nicole Rowe, 40, of West Windsor - who was diagnosed with breast cancer - was hoping to walk away with the top prize in the Ladies No-Limit Texas Hold 'em tournament at the Borgata. Rowe intended to use her winnings to cover living expenses as she recovers from a mastectomy she is scheduled to have later this month.

Rowe's plans were shattered after 65-year-old Abraham Kortotki took home first prize, winning $20, 982. He claimed he entered the women's competition after being eliminated from another tournament.

Organizers for the all-ladies event said they did not know that a male had entered and said any participant over 21 years of age is legitimate.

"Borgata offers specialty tournaments, including the Ladies event," Joe Lupo, the gaming hall's senior vice-president, said in a statement.

"In the spirit of this event, it was our hope that only women would have participated, as has happened in the past. . . . However, given legal requirements, we must allow anyone who is over the age of 21 the opportunity to participate."

Rowe, along with 260 other women, shelled out more than $300 to enter the competition. The New York woman admitted to a local publication that she was upset that Kortoki didn't want to split the winnings with her.

Kortoki claims he is using his prize money to donate to three charities - including one dedicated to breast cancer. He said he entered the competition after seeing more than five other men register online.

Women need to stay in the kitchen.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 18, 2009, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 06:48:10 PM
Kortoki claims he is using his prize money to donate to three charities

And this is your hero?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 18, 2009, 06:52:18 PM
This one's even awesomer.

QuoteProsecutors say an Essex man accused of posing online as a lesbian stricken with cancer to entice teenage girls into relationships has been indicted on child pornography charges. A Baltimore federal grand jury indicted 38-year-old Douglas Patrick on Thursday for possession of child pornography and coercing minors to engage in sexually explicit conduct in order to produce child pornography. Federal prosecutors said Patrick pretended to be a cancer-stricken 18-year-old girl on social networking sites, where he solicited the girls to send him pictures of their genitalia. Patrick is being held on related state charges.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 18, 2009, 06:52:18 PM
This one's even awesomer.

QuoteProsecutors say an Essex man accused of posing online as a lesbian stricken with cancer to entice teenage girls into relationships has been indicted on child pornography charges. A Baltimore federal grand jury indicted 38-year-old Douglas Patrick on Thursday for possession of child pornography and coercing minors to engage in sexually explicit conduct in order to produce child pornography. Federal prosecutors said Patrick pretended to be a cancer-stricken 18-year-old girl on social networking sites, where he solicited the girls to send him pictures of their genitalia. Patrick is being held on related state charges.

UberAwesome.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Monoriu on September 18, 2009, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 18, 2009, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 06:48:10 PM
Kortoki claims he is using his prize money to donate to three charities

And this is your hero?  :rolleyes:


That's what he SAYS  :P
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Josquius on September 18, 2009, 07:29:47 PM
WTF is the point in a women only poker tournament?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 18, 2009, 07:32:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2009, 07:29:47 PM
WTF is the point in a women only poker tournament?

Everyone opens with at least two pair?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Agelastus on September 18, 2009, 07:43:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 18, 2009, 07:32:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2009, 07:29:47 PM
WTF is the point in a women only poker tournament?

Everyone opens with at least two pair?

:lol:
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2011, 09:27:45 AM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2011, 09:32:15 AM
She'll still be bouncy and juicy when he's maggot fodder.  :)
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Grey Fox on June 22, 2011, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

she sure as shit doesn't look 16.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Valmy on June 22, 2011, 09:44:16 AM
Those weird ass quotes from the girls parents are what make that creepy.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 22, 2011, 09:44:35 AM
Yeah, I would have guessed late 20s.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 22, 2011, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

she sure as shit doesn't look 16.

Hormones in the milk.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)
so i'm free to marry your daugher when she turns 16? finally i'll get me a piece of MB loot!
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:54:25 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)
so i'm free to marry your daugher when she turns 16? finally i'll get me a piece of MB loot!

You aren't free to do shit. CASTLE DOCTRINE.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2011, 09:58:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:54:25 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)
so i'm free to marry your daugher when she turns 16? finally i'll get me a piece of MB loot!

You aren't free to do shit. CASTLE DOCTRINE.
if i'm invited but your (hopefully) hot 16 year old daughter then the docrine doesn't apply. Though it'd be an empty victory since i'd be dead anyway :lol:

Come on, i'd treat her nice :D
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
YOU ARE NOT INVITED.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 22, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
Have you started amassing sheep and cattle to pay the brideprice?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2011, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 22, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
Have you started amassing sheep and cattle to pay the brideprice?
i prefer to follow the theory of a females burden to the family. Thus Ed would pay me to take her off his hands :D
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2011, 10:03:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
YOU ARE NOT INVITED.
I'll wear you down. one day my friend, one day!
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 10:09:18 AM
I'll wear you down with 7.62x39 ammo.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Grey Fox on June 22, 2011, 10:11:01 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 22, 2011, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

she sure as shit doesn't look 16.

Hormones in the milk.

and the beef & everywhere else.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2011, 10:32:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 10:09:18 AM
I'll wear you down with 7.62x39 ammo.
I'll take a chance that you wouldn't... but if you do all i ask is for the first one to be a clean head shot. Not too much to ask, is it?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 10:43:25 AM
This bores me.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: garbon on June 22, 2011, 10:55:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

He's an idiot.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Viking on June 22, 2011, 12:08:47 PM
what, fawning admiration and no Gurkhas?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: grumbler on June 22, 2011, 04:18:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:49:06 AM
Hormones in the milk.
And some sloppy coverage.  No way she is 16.   This is a scam to get some coverage.  It will turn out that she "hasn't updated her web page in years."
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 22, 2011, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

she sure as shit doesn't look 16.
He doesn't look 51 either. Weird.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 22, 2011, 12:08:47 PM
what, fawning admiration and no Gurkhas?

wut
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Maximus on June 22, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2011, 06:55:04 PMHe doesn't look 51 either. Weird.
Maybe he's 15 and she's 61. Would make more sense.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Monoriu on June 22, 2011, 07:33:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 06:48:10 PM

Women need to stay in the kitchen.

Only if her cooking is up to scratch  :ph34r:
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 24, 2011, 05:54:27 PM
http://www.courtneystodden.com/Videos.html


Her husband is four years older than her dad.  :P
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 24, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
She looks like she's been under the knife, and not just when she got the sweater puppies installed.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Scipio on June 24, 2011, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 24, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
She looks like she's been under the knife, and not just when she got the sweater puppies installed.
Magua put the greyhair's chilluns under de knife?
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Ideologue on June 24, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 24, 2011, 07:31:34 PM
She looks like she's been under the knife, and not just when she got the sweater puppies installed.
Yeah, the same knife Mary Kelly was under.

I'm just kidding, I'd hit it.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: Scipio on June 24, 2011, 08:45:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 24, 2011, 05:54:27 PM
http://www.courtneystodden.com/Videos.html


Her husband is four years older than her dad.  :P
Shit.  Now I gotta bake that asshole a cookie.
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: garbon on May 09, 2014, 12:47:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43467336/ns/today-entertainment/t/green-mile-actor-weds-pop-singer/

QuoteDoug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in "The Green Mile," "Lost" and "The X-Files," married aspiring pop singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

:)

I only learned today that they got divorced last year. :weep:
Title: Re: My new hero
Post by: mongers on May 09, 2014, 01:08:41 PM
He sired enough children to make up two whole soccer teams including subs?  :cool: