I hate to unoriginal, but it looks like you guys have got a newbie here.
Who the fuck are you?
Bye!
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
Quote from: Habbaku on September 16, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
My username doesn't relate to those pieces of shit. It's just a well known "witty" saying.
Welcome Pog!
Do you like ALF?
Quote from: Pog on September 16, 2009, 01:55:10 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 16, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
My username doesn't relate to those pieces of shit. It's just a well known "witty" saying.
Personnel other than grunts?
It's not a acronym.
Welcome! Try to survive the initial wave of hostility and contempt and you will have a good time here. Hostility and contempt will not cease, but you will develop immunity ;)
Quote from: Tamas on September 16, 2009, 02:37:39 AM
Welcome! Try to survive the initial wave of hostility and contempt and you will have a good time here. Hostility and contempt will not cease, but you will develop immunity ;)
Thank you I'll try.
Kill it!!! Quick!
Welcome Pog.
I am Jaron, King of Languish.
And this.. ?
THIS is my court.
I see you've met the jesters.
Quote from: Jaron on September 16, 2009, 02:59:12 AM
Welcome Pog.
I am Jaron, King of Languish.
And this.. ?
THIS is my court.
I see you've met the jesters.
Indubitably, but isn't Jaron a unsuitable name for a king?
Of course not.
We don't have any kings. I prefer the title "Hegemon."
Jaron is a toaster, which is hard to classify as a king.
Well, you're a sockpuppet. Who is it exactly that got his hand up your ass?
what?
I think your sig is interesting. There's far too much emphasis on being thin rather than being healthy.
Quote from: swallow on September 16, 2009, 03:53:28 AM
I think your sig is interesting. There's far too much emphasis on being thin rather than being healthy.
More cushion for the pushin'!
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on September 16, 2009, 03:57:47 AM
Quote from: swallow on September 16, 2009, 03:53:28 AM
I think your sig is interesting. There's far too much emphasis on being thin rather than being healthy.
More cushion for the pushin'!
I have no idea what you're talking about -_-
I don't think HisMajestyBOB does either, thus coming up with something completely... vulgar
:lol:
Welcome to the internet pal.
naw, I think I'm pretty familiar with it.
Your delicate sensibility suggests otherwise.
Its..
Its..
FAHDIZ!
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 16, 2009, 04:20:38 AM
Your delicate sensibility suggests otherwise.
jus' bein' pretentious mate... well sort of
not pretentious just level-headed...
Newbies bore me... but [insert stream of random hostility] and welcome to languish.
where the party don't stop til 8 in the morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBn2h4BfxB0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBn2h4BfxB0&feature=related) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta7VHKGuoJY&feature=dir (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta7VHKGuoJY&feature=dir) - Pib and Pog
what makes newbies bore you?
just the sheer sensibility and shyness or ...?
Quote from: Pog on September 16, 2009, 04:39:59 AM
what makes newbies bore you?
just the sheer sensibility and shyness or ...?
nope, their high likeliness to be sockpuppets.
in that case, very high likeliness.
Hi Pog. Please save us all time by telling us your physical, mental, and personality deficiencies so we may destroy you with great alacirty.
Thanks :)
Quote from: Brazen on September 16, 2009, 04:44:12 AM
Hi Pog. Please save us all time by telling us your physical, mental, and personality deficiencies so we may destroy you with great alacirty.
Thanks :)
destroy me... with eageness... no thanks.
Hello Pog.
L.
Quote from: Brazen on September 16, 2009, 04:44:12 AM
Hi Pog. Please save us all time by telling us your physical, mental, and personality deficiencies so we may destroy you with great alacirty.
Thanks :)
What is "alacirty"? :huh:
Quote from: Jaron on September 16, 2009, 04:56:00 AM
What is "alacirty"? :huh:
It's how people who care little type "alacrity", of course :P Pog at least passed the basic fat-fingered typing comprehension test :P
Quote from: Brazen on September 16, 2009, 05:00:11 AM
Quote from: Jaron on September 16, 2009, 04:56:00 AM
What is "alacirty"? :huh:
It's how people who care little type "alacrity", of course :P Pog at least passed the basic fat-fingered typing comprehension test :P
^_^
Ah, Languish. The clogged storm gutter of the internet.
Do you have big boobs.
Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2009, 05:30:47 AM
Do you have big boobs.
Punctuation isn't your strong suit, is it
?
Do you have big boobs!
I think you're exaggerating.
You guys are weird.
Quote from: Neil on September 16, 2009, 06:13:18 AM
You guys are weird.
You're figuring this out first now? WTF?
Its a sock!!!11
Even his title says sooo!!!!1
So either some American couldn't sleep or this is an Euroweenie.
Great.
Welcome Pog.
What country are you from and are you a Paradox refugee?
Your future here will depend on whether or not you believe Greedo shot first.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 16, 2009, 06:50:30 AM
Your future here will depend on whether or not you believe Greedo shot first.
I don't think Greedo shot at all. I think it was the Twi'lek on the grassy knoll.
Hello, Pog.
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 16, 2009, 06:34:59 AM
So either some American couldn't sleep or this is an Euroweenie.
Great.
I was asleep for the record.
Quote from: Habbaku on September 16, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
I use to collect Pogs.
Quote from: Brazen on September 16, 2009, 04:44:12 AM
Hi Pog. Please save us all time by telling us your physical, mental, and personality deficiencies so we may destroy you with great alacirty.
^_^
Is it male, under 25 and does it have a picture?
G.
welcome :)
I'm kinda itchy.
Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2009, 06:51:27 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 16, 2009, 06:50:30 AM
Your future here will depend on whether or not you believe Greedo shot first.
I don't think Greedo shot at all. I think it was the Twi'lek on the grassy knoll.
Don't you mean the sandy knoll? I am sure the only grass on Tattooine is in the local Imperial governor's compound. :bowler:
Quote from: Korea on September 17, 2009, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 16, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
I use to collect Pogs.
I used to feed them to my cat.
Quote from: Agelastus on September 17, 2009, 12:10:13 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2009, 06:51:27 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 16, 2009, 06:50:30 AM
Your future here will depend on whether or not you believe Greedo shot first.
I don't think Greedo shot at all. I think it was the Twi'lek on the grassy knoll.
Don't you mean the sandy knoll? I am sure the only grass on Tattooine is in the local Imperial governor's compound. :bowler:
"This isn't the Oswald you are looking for."
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 16, 2009, 06:34:59 AM
So either some American couldn't sleep or this is an Euroweenie.
Great.
His profile says Aussie. :outback:
And welcome, Pog. A pleasure to meet you, I'm sure.
Quote from: merithyn on September 17, 2009, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 16, 2009, 06:34:59 AM
So either some American couldn't sleep or this is an Euroweenie.
Great.
His profile says Aussie. :outback:
And welcome, Pog. A pleasure to meet you, I'm sure.
So a) does he believe that Ned Kelly shot first, and b) was there a Family?
If it is Aussie, he'll get it.
Quote from: Agelastus on September 17, 2009, 12:10:13 PM
Don't you mean the sandy knoll? I am sure the only grass on Tattooine is in the local Imperial governor's compound. :bowler:
Hey, there could be little parks in that spaceport you never get to see on-screen, much like there are green parks in cities like Tucson. -_-
Anyway, back on topic: Hi Bumble Bee! :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on September 17, 2009, 12:23:24 PM
Anyway, back on topic: Hi Bumble Bee! :cool:
Lady Europa.
Hi Pog. What's your stance on incest, polygamy, cannibalism and bestiality?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 17, 2009, 12:23:24 PM
Anyway, back on topic: Hi Bumble Bee! :cool:
Lady Europa.
Actually, maybe it's TheJack. I really liked that guy :cool:
You guys are outdoing each other in ensuring whoever it is won't be back. :lol:
Trial by fire, baby.
Quote from: Caliga on September 17, 2009, 12:53:53 PM
Trial by fire, baby.
Yeah, say what you like about us, you gotta admit - no one rolls out the welcome waggon like Languishistas. :D
Do you guys like me? :cool:
Quote from: Jaron on September 17, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
Do you guys like me? :cool:
I don't like you. See other thread.
Quote from: Jaron on September 16, 2009, 04:21:16 AM
Its..
Its..
FAHDIZ!
I barely post on *my* account. Why would I create another one? :lol:
Quote from: Drakken on September 17, 2009, 12:11:54 PM
Quote from: Korea on September 17, 2009, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 16, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
So you're a worthless piece of plastic that was popular over 10 years ago? Check.
I use to collect Pogs.
I used to feed them to my cat.
:( That doesn't sound very good for the cat.
Quote from: Caliga on September 17, 2009, 12:23:24 PM
Anyway, back on topic: Hi Bumble Bee! :cool:
Wow! I forgot about shim!
Quote from: Korea on September 17, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
Me too. Why did he leave anyway?
No one on while he's awake is my guess. I remember some dude in the US army stationed in...Korea!! showed up here a while back. He didn't stick around long either.
:(
Languish may not be dying but it is not the flowering rose of its youth either.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 02:48:46 PM
:(
Languish may not be dying but it is not the flowering rose of its youth either.
this forum has the AIDS.
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
It's the ones who keep posting anyway that freak me out. ;)
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2009, 02:54:18 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 02:48:46 PM
:(
Languish may not be dying but it is not the flowering rose of its youth either.
this forum has the AIDS.
It's time to start quilting. :(
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
It's the ones who keep posting anyway that freak me out. ;)
BMolsen probably did get killed a long time ago while trying to take out Yanque Pig Dawgs in Afghanistan.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 03:01:13 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
It's the ones who keep posting anyway that freak me out. ;)
BMolsen probably did get killed a long time ago while trying to take out Yanque Pig Dawgs in Afghanistan.
Naw. 'Hacked to death by disgruntled New Gunea headhunters he tried to force into making Volvos' is more his style.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
Yes... probably. :shifty: :menace:
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 03:01:13 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
It's the ones who keep posting anyway that freak me out. ;)
BMolsen probably did get killed a long time ago while trying to take out Yanque Pig Dawgs in Afghanistan.
Naw. 'Hacked to death by disgruntled New Gunea headhunters he tried to force into making Volvos' is more his style.
Paul Atreides and Pirate Scum probably killed each other. Hamilcar was always a tightly wound one. Probably did himself with a box of super heated lugnuts.
CountMoveOn.org likely choked to death on all that Obama cock he was sucking in the run up to the election.
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 17, 2009, 03:01:13 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 17, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
It's been 7 or 8 years, we've probably had several posters who literally died.
It's the ones who keep posting anyway that freak me out. ;)
BMolsen probably did get killed a long time ago while trying to take out Yanque Pig Dawgs in Afghanistan.
Naw. 'Hacked to death by disgruntled New Gunea headhunters he tried to force into making Volvos' is more his style.
NY Times: Indonesia's Most Wanted Man Killed In Police Raid (http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2009/09/17/news/news-us-indonesia-militants.html)
:weep:
Hi.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 17, 2009, 02:45:42 PM
Quote from: Korea on September 17, 2009, 02:32:13 PM
Me too. Why did he leave anyway?
No one on while he's awake is my guess. I remember some dude in the US army stationed in...Korea!! showed up here a while back. He didn't stick around long either.
:( That sucks.
I think Pog has left us too. :(
Did that Scarface guy ever turn out to be someone's sock, or was he legit and just disappeared?
Who is AWOL?
Count (like we needed another Jew)
114BV
??
??
BM (CdM chased him off)
??
??
I think Scarface was Sadistik. Dunno if he's gone or not.
Gone but not Forgotten-
Count
114BV
BMo
Camper
Norgy?
Paul Atreides
Hamilcar
Rocky
Rocky Horror
Gone but (brain fart)-
Lots of other people
Top Cat's been AWOL for quite a long time.
I kinda lump him with Blade!, BiB and UglyDuck. People here remember him for what he said before coming to Languish.
Fuck BiB.
And Camper is gone? :tears:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 18, 2009, 01:30:17 AM
I think Scarface was Sadistik. Dunno if he's gone or not.
Gone but not Forgotten-
Count
114BV
BMo
Camper
Norgy?
Paul Atreides
Hamilcar
Rocky
Rocky Horror
Gone but (brain fart)-
Lots of other people
Norg will be back. Count has come and gone several times, but I dunno if he'd come back again since he's in college now and maybe lifestyle change = no interest in Languish. Too bad, he's a great guy IRL (met him once or twice).
Top Cat didn't like Languish, it just wasn't his sort of place.
Hamilcar left after some row here.
Gupta left because Languish was bad for his career and he just didn't have time.
Rocky Horror probably blew himself up in a freak MathLab accident or something.
Quote from: Warspite on September 18, 2009, 07:01:11 AM
Hamilcar left after some row here.
Wasn't it more like he commented in a physics thread, someone disagreed, and he was all like I=GENIUOS, U ALL=STUPID, and left in a huff?
Isn't Paul A now known as the Minsky Moment?
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 18, 2009, 07:12:58 AM
Isn't Paul A now known as the Minsky Moment?
:huh:
Paul A = jailbird from St. Louis
Minsky = lawyer or economist or some hybrid from NYC
For someone like me who comes here infrequently these new names are very hard to find out. I've been around alot lately, but before that there was a great gap and I have no idea who is who :D
V.
Quote from: Caliga on September 18, 2009, 07:14:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 18, 2009, 07:12:58 AM
Isn't Paul A now known as the Minsky Moment?
:huh:
Paul A = jailbird from St. Louis
Minsky = lawyer or economist or some hybrid from NYC
oh! Right.
:lol:
Paul was kinda unhinged or schizo or something. Generally I liked him, but one time I asked him if he was anyone's bitch while he was in prison and he went off the fucking deep end at me, as in posted like a full page diatribe of hateful invectives and used the :ultra: smilie like 50 times. Then a week later he was like "I don't remember doing that :hug: ". :huh:
Quote from: Caliga on September 18, 2009, 07:30:49 AM
Paul was kinda unhinged or schizo or something. Generally I liked him, but one time I asked him if he was anyone's bitch while he was in prison and he went off the fucking deep end at me, as in posted like a full page diatribe of hateful invectives and used the :ultra: smilie like 50 times. Then a week later he was like "I don't remember doing that :hug: ". :huh:
He was a rummy trying to go on the wagon.
O RLY? Didn't know that.
Quote from: Caliga on September 18, 2009, 07:30:49 AM
Paul was kinda unhinged or schizo or something. Generally I liked him, but one time I asked him if he was anyone's bitch while he was in prison and he went off the fucking deep end at me, as in posted like a full page diatribe of hateful invectives and used the :ultra: smilie like 50 times. Then a week later he was like "I don't remember doing that :hug: ". :huh:
I remember that!
TheLotus and TheNek. ShameOnMe left us when Kain finally snared him.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 18, 2009, 08:09:19 AM
TheLotus and TheNek. ShameOnMe left us when Kain finally snared him.
Wags, you been in the sacramental wine again? I'm Shame, you doof. :hug:
Kain's busy pulling a Raz, except he's also sworn off forums.
Pirate Scum, Eochaid, Zaphod B + Dhampir :D and Vinraith but he's still alive anyway, he posts in the comment threads over at rockpapershotgun.
Rocky Horror said he was moving on. I think to the cess pool that is SomethingAwful's forums.
I miss Martinass.
MB
I miss Oglekvinde.
Who's "DisturbedPervert"?
Or, more to the point, how the hell does he manage to stay online for 22 days more than NEIL!!! :huh:
I imagine it has something to do with not closing the window.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 18, 2009, 07:57:28 PM
I imagine it has something to do with not closing the window.
I dunno, I've almost continually had a window open on Languish for the last four or five days, and I am still showing as having been online for less than two days, yet I "think" the count goes back to the day we first joined the forum.
Maybe he keeps a reply box open. Or maybe he has a program set up to automatically browse Languish for him. :lol:
icles! :w00t:
You have a dirty mind. <_<
Poop.
Quote from: Agelastus on September 18, 2009, 07:52:23 PM
Who's "DisturbedPervert"?
An American who lives in Thailand. He's a teacher of some sort, I think.
Quote from: Agelastus on September 18, 2009, 07:52:23 PM
Who's "DisturbedPervert"?
Or, more to the point, how the hell does he manage to stay online for 22 days more than NEIL!!! :huh:
He plays Quake in a browser window that is probably a tab in the same application then is Languish tab. Active window = activity, I believe.