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Title: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Malthus on September 04, 2009, 10:29:15 AM
... for Caliga, and also Valmy, 'cause he's Texan.  :D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32665106/ns/today-today_food_and_wine/
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Valmy on September 04, 2009, 11:12:26 AM
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Watch out Mississippi!
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
We're number 4! We're number 4!
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: DisturbedPervert on September 04, 2009, 11:16:32 AM
Deep fried dough is bad enough without stuffing a stick of butter in it
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Caliga on September 04, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
 :lol: Dude we were actually talking about that and saying how gross it is at lunch. :cool:

Lunch was a turkey club with avocado btw. ^_^
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 04, 2009, 12:17:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
We're number 4! We're number 4!

Looks to me like you're number 46.  :P
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 04, 2009, 12:51:00 PM
Fried dough is great.  I put a little butter on top with cinnamon. DOn't really wanna try deep fried butter.  One of those sandwiches minus the banana though....
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Malthus on September 04, 2009, 01:42:56 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
:lol: Dude we were actually talking about that and saying how gross it is at lunch. :cool:

Lunch was a turkey club with avocado btw. ^_^

... deep fried?  ;)
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Caliga on September 04, 2009, 01:50:30 PM
No but people do eat deep fried sammiches here, believe it or not.
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Actually why am I even asking... of course you believe it. :ph34r:
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 04, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
The Monte Cristo is the official sandwich of the Netherworld.
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on September 04, 2009, 03:20:14 PM
Something semi-random fried and sold at the State Fair?  NO WAY!  I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING!

:P

I want a fried banana split now.  And a fried coke, since the article mentioned it.  And a Monte Cristo.  Might as well enjoy my first heart attack.  I can also blame it all on Malthus.  Good times.
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Sheilbh on September 04, 2009, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2009, 01:50:30 PM
No but people do eat deep fried sammiches here, believe it or not.
Actually why am I even asking... of course you believe it. :ph34r:
What's the point of deep-frying a sandwich without batter? :o
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Jaron on September 04, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
I had a Monte Cristo once.

Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Malthus on September 04, 2009, 03:39:12 PM
The Texans have obviously learned from the Scots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Sheilbh on September 04, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2009, 03:39:12 PM
The Texans have obviously learned from the Scots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar
The difference is in Scotland things are battered before they're deep-fried :mmm:

I have to say deep-fried Mars isn't that great.  When I brought a Bounty to be deep-fried that was just a mistake :(

I'd recommend deep-fried haggis, or deep-fried kebab meat kebab.  Deep-fried pizza's not that great, alas.
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Capetan Mihali on September 04, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
IIRC, I had deep-fried Coke a couple of years ago at the NC state fair.  Quite a disappointment, thought not as disappointing as the "Wild West Dog Tricks"   <_<
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Fireblade on September 04, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
Deep fried Oreos suck too.

When I go to the Arkansas State Fair, I always hit up this chicken restaurant run by some farming co-op that only uses ingredients made in Arkansas. Dude, I don't know what it is, but the fried chicken at that place is fucking incredible. They give you this plate full of food for about $5.

When the State Fair moves (it's located in the middle of the hood, and the fair grounds are always overrun with negroes), I really hope that place moves with it.  :(
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Jaron on September 04, 2009, 08:39:34 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on September 04, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
Deep fried Oreos suck too.

When I go to the Arkansas State Fair, I always hit up this chicken restaurant run by some farming co-op that only uses ingredients made in Arkansas. Dude, I don't know what it is, but the fried chicken at that place is fucking incredible. They give you this plate full of food for about $5.

When the State Fair moves (it's located in the middle of the hood, and the fair grounds are always overrun with negroes), I really hope that place moves with it.  :(

Arkansas State Fried chicken is negro meat? :unsure:
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: Fireblade on September 04, 2009, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 04, 2009, 08:39:34 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on September 04, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
Deep fried Oreos suck too.

When I go to the Arkansas State Fair, I always hit up this chicken restaurant run by some farming co-op that only uses ingredients made in Arkansas. Dude, I don't know what it is, but the fried chicken at that place is fucking incredible. They give you this plate full of food for about $5.

When the State Fair moves (it's located in the middle of the hood, and the fair grounds are always overrun with negroes), I really hope that place moves with it.  :(

Arkansas State Fried chicken is negro meat? :unsure:

If so, there's a whole lot of nigger cannibalism going on that place.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: DisturbedPervert on September 05, 2009, 12:34:08 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on September 04, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
IIRC, I had deep-fried Coke a couple of years ago at the NC state fair.  Quite a disappointment, thought not as disappointing as the "Wild West Dog Tricks"   <_<

How the hell do you deep fry a coke?
Title: Re: New Texas Taste Sensation
Post by: citizen k on September 05, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 05, 2009, 12:34:08 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on September 04, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
IIRC, I had deep-fried Coke a couple of years ago at the NC state fair.  Quite a disappointment, thought not as disappointing as the "Wild West Dog Tricks"   <_<

How the hell do you deep fry a coke?

from wiki:

Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter which is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry.