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Is she hot or what?
She is in every friggin progressive commercial.
She ain't pretty, she ain;t even hot.
I would have never looked at her a second time.
So, what gives?
What makes her call my attention?
As hard as it is for a woman to command my attention...
Girl next door thing.
You are way too dense to understand that.
I think she's hot.
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html
Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html
QuoteSo pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."
They broke the article. :(
But yeah. The girl-next-door vibe is strong with her; maybe we're just naturally good at seeing through makeup- the actress is actually pretty good-looking.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 03, 2009, 11:32:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html
QuoteSo pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."
They broke the article. :(
Okay I missed that part. Who the bloody hell thinks Velma is in any way hot? I'm pretty sure she's a dude anyway.
What?
No fuckin way she is martinus!
The Mary Ann analogy is ridiculous. Mary Ann had a smoking hot body and showed it off in very skimpy clothing. Mary Ann seems like a girl next door type cause Ginger acted like a slut.
Who's that Mary Ann chick?
This thread is worthless without pictures.
I think she's cute but my friend Pimpicus thinks she is smokin. I think he wants to bang her.
She is as cool as the safety dance.
Cool, but I wouldn't try to...you know what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:18:44 AM
Who's that Mary Ann chick?
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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What was that Toni?
Legs?
Since when legs are cool for the sake of legs?
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
What was that Toni?
Legs?
Since when legs are cool for the sake of legs?
:unsure:
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Ok, those legs are cool because of the ZZ Top endorsment.
Ohther than that, and those legs would be just one of the mill.
My wife have waaaayyy better legs than those.
Even though she have some veins that I hear western chicks fear.
I don't care about that.
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
Since when legs are cool for the sake of legs?
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True dat.
True what?
I was using slang. Dat = that
Still, true what?
(damn, I had to type that 20 times, not kidding, I am that cool)
Siege doesn't care for sex leg?
The Progressive woman isn't hot/attractive so much as she's good at being the geeky but bubbly and lively spokesperson. Something like that I'd say is what gets our attention.
Quote from: KRonn on September 04, 2009, 08:39:19 AM
The Progressive woman isn't hot/attractive so much as she's good at being the geeky but bubbly and lively spokesperson. Something like that I'd say is what gets our attention.
:blush: Personally, I go for the nerdy chicks.
...But not Velma. No way in hell. Legs like a linebacker and shoulders to match. :x
Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 11:35:44 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 03, 2009, 11:32:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM
It makes no sense, but yeah I find her strangely attractive.
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html
QuoteSo pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."
They broke the article. :(
Okay I missed that part. Who the bloody hell thinks Velma is in any way hot? I'm pretty sure she's a dude anyway.
:blush:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 04, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: KRonn on September 04, 2009, 08:39:19 AM
The Progressive woman isn't hot/attractive so much as she's good at being the geeky but bubbly and lively spokesperson. Something like that I'd say is what gets our attention.
:blush: Personally, I go for the nerdy chicks.
...But not Velma. No way in hell. Legs like a linebacker and shoulders to match. :x
I'd go for Velma. :blush:
She is definitely not HOTT!
She reminds me of that character in the Drew Carey Show called Mimi (Kathy Kinney).
Americans sometimes confuse beauty with oddity. A person or thing can be so ugly that they stand out and because they stand out people find that attractive e.g. Shar Pei Dogs.
Quote from: Siege on September 03, 2009, 10:28:55 PM
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What makes her call my attention?
She look arabic somewhat and therefor familiar to you?
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 11:05:10 AM
She reminds me of that character in the Drew Carey Show called Mimi (Kathy Kinney).
She reminds you of this?
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Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 04, 2009, 11:13:35 AM
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 11:05:10 AM
She reminds me of that character in the Drew Carey Show called Mimi (Kathy Kinney).
She reminds you of this?
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An older version but yes. They have the same smile, mannerisms, make-up, and other stuff.
You're crazy.
Not hot.
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM
An older version but yes. They have the same smile, mannerisms, make-up, and other stuff.
You do realize that one is morbidly obese and the other is fairly slender, yes?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2009, 11:48:43 AM
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM
An older version but yes. They have the same smile, mannerisms, make-up, and other stuff.
You do realize that one is morbidly obese and the other is fairly slender, yes?
More to the point - one was selected and then made up to be about as grotesque as absolutely possible, and the other was not.
Quote from: Berkut on September 04, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
More to the point - one was selected and then made up to be about as grotesque as absolutely possible, and the other was not.
Yeah. Progressive chick does wear a tad too much makeup but that comparison is rather bizarre.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2009, 11:58:51 AM
Quote from: Berkut on September 04, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
More to the point - one was selected and then made up to be about as grotesque as absolutely possible, and the other was not.
Yeah. Progressive chick does wear a tad too much makeup but that comparison is rather bizarre.
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Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:59:23 AM
Still, true what?
(damn, I had to type that 20 times, not kidding, I am that cool)
::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty:
I was referring to DPs picture reference.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2009, 11:48:43 AM
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM
An older version but yes. They have the same smile, mannerisms, make-up, and other stuff.
You do realize that one is morbidly obese and the other is fairly slender, yes?
Yes, and one is young and the other old. I didn't say they were identical twins, did I? I said the Progressive character reminded me of the Drew Carey character.
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
Yes, and one is young and the other old. I didn't say they were identical twins, did I? I said the Progressive character reminded me of the Drew Carey character.
Malthus reminds me of Sammy Davis Jr. They're both Jewish!
I'd hit it. She's about a 7.5.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2009, 01:32:33 PM
Quote from: Strix on September 04, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
Yes, and one is young and the other old. I didn't say they were identical twins, did I? I said the Progressive character reminded me of the Drew Carey character.
Malthus reminds me of Sammy Davis Jr. They're both Jewish!
But do they both have a glass eye?
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 04, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
:blush: Personally, I go for the nerdy chicks.
Nerd chicks can be HOTT. I personally think it's because they're more about what they can do than what they look like.
Verbal diarrhea chick is NOTT HOTT.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 04, 2009, 12:11:18 AM
The Mary Ann analogy is ridiculous. Mary Ann had a smoking hot body and showed it off in very skimpy clothing. Mary Ann seems like a girl next door type cause Ginger acted like a slut.
Saw one episode a while back where Mary Ann was showing some flabby thighs. They were probably normal for the time, but still unappealing. That pushed me back over into the Ginger camp.
Quote from: Maximus on September 04, 2009, 02:39:52 PM
Nerd chicks can be HOTT. I personally think it's because they're more about what they can do than what they look like.
Why would that only apply to nerdy chicks? I like artsy chicks.
Quote from: Valmy on September 04, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Why would that only apply to nerdy chicks? I like artsy chicks.
Applies to them too.
Quote from: Valmy on September 04, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Why would that only apply to nerdy chicks? I like artsy chicks.
Nerdy chicks can be great in small doses. Most artsy chicks = no thanx.
Quote from: derspiess on September 04, 2009, 03:59:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 04, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Why would that only apply to nerdy chicks? I like artsy chicks.
Nerdy chicks can be great in small doses. Most artsy chicks = no thanx.
I like both.
Even, in fantasy at least, at the same time. :D
She's an uglier version of that SNL chick who smelled her armpits.
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:59:23 AM
Still, true what?
(damn, I had to type that 20 times, not kidding, I am that retardedl)
Fixed
She's attractive without the makeup. The bright, bright red lipstick contrasted with the pale skin and whiteness of the room makes her stick out and really focus on her face I think.
Quote from: derspiess on September 04, 2009, 02:50:48 PM
Saw one episode a while back where Mary Ann was showing some flabby thighs. They were probably normal for the time, but still unappealing. That pushed me back over into the Ginger camp.
That must have been one of those Gilligan's Island movies when she was old -_-
Too much makeup. Looks like a prostitute.
That is all.
She reminds me of Carolyn Jones in the TV version of The Adams Family, except wearing white instead of black.
Sorry to ressurect the thread, but I couldn't think earlier of what she brought to mind, and suddenly it just came to me.
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2009, 12:18:44 AM
Who's that Mary Ann chick?
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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Ginger on the left; Mary Ann on the right
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I find the Progressive chick annoying. I'm quick to change the channel whenever those commercials come on.
Quote from: charliebear on October 02, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
I find the Progressive chick annoying. I'm quick to change the channel whenever those commercials come on.
Television is for losers. :hug: