From Paradox:
http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixmetro/central/story/Drug-trends-Find-out-where-your-kids-could-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx
QuoteDrug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them
Reported by: Nicole Beyer
PHOENIX -- Experts have an alert for parents as the school year begins: there are brand new ways kids are taking and hiding drugs.
"Drug use typically triples between 6th grade and 8th grade," according to Stephanie Siete of Community Bridges, a Valley substance abuse, treatment and detox center.
From her own collection she reveals the hiding spots for drugs, including water bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage.
But she said the latest trends include "snorting vodka shots."
More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.
"It's quicker absorption, it's hidden and it's new," said Siete, "For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."
But that's not all.
If you think your kid is studying, she said look closer at his or her highlighter.
It too, can pull open and become a pipe.
Lipstick cases can work the same way.
Then, there are pocket shots, filled with alcohol, not to mention the energy drinks.
"In case you don't have time to drink the big can, you can take a shot of your high doses of caffeine," Siete said.
She said if your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15?
That's why she said it's so important for parents to intervene.
"It's hard to recognize," Siete said. "A lot of drug use looks like the everyday common cold, allergies, watery eyes, tired, who isn't tired?"
Siete said many kids are learning how to use drugs on sites like YouTube.
If you're a parent or a child wanting to learn more about how to spot drug use, Community Bridges offers free classes.
WTF at the bolded part.
I've not heard of this.
Would that even work?
I'd imagine that hiding the fact that you are doing anal beer bongs is somewhat more difficult than hiding a joint. :lol:
:huh:
My experience says the contrary: it is quite easy to spot kids doing drugs. Problem is, most parents are blind to the obvious. They fool themselves thinking drug use is restricted to certain neighborhoods or socioeconomic profiles, when the truth is everyone and their mother gets high.
Quote from: Iormlund on August 26, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
:huh:
My experience says the contrary: it is quite easy to spot kids doing drugs. Problem is, most parents are blind to the obvious. They fool themselves thinking drug use is restricted to certain neighborhoods or socioeconomic profiles, when the truth is everyone and their mother gets high.
For one, pot smoke stinks like anything. Hard to imagine that one could smoke up all night and no-one would notice.
The problem is not the hiding, it is that parents by and large lose control over what their kids do as they get older. It's a natural process.
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
This is hilarious because I'm doing an anal keg stand right this moment
Quotewater bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage
:o I have heard of these "bott-els" and "lidds" (IIRC) before but I didn't know they actually existed.
Quote from: Razgovory on August 26, 2009, 12:45:32 PM
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.
Quote from: Iormlund on August 26, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 26, 2009, 12:45:32 PM
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.
:blush: First I read "pervert" and thought wtf.
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
Quote from: Iormlund on August 26, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 26, 2009, 12:45:32 PM
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.
:lmfao: Food went all over my lap when I read that.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 01:46:08 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on August 26, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 26, 2009, 12:45:32 PM
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.
:lmfao: Food went all over my lap when I read that.
Another sad parenting failure. :D
I may not be hip...but definitely never heard of anal bong shots or vodka tampons.... Then again I'm no martinus.
As if Marty would be caught dead near a tampon. :rolleyes:
I've heard of anal beer bongs, but only as being used by world-class idiots that even the stoner crowd look down on. Vodka tampons is a new one to me, though.
There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.
Quote from: Syt on August 26, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html)
Quote(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.
Quote from: Tyr on August 26, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.
An unwise admission to make.
Quote from: The Larch on August 26, 2009, 02:23:52 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 26, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html)
Well, I do love a good sherry up the ass around the holidays.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 26, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.
An unwise admission to make.
He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.
Jesus, in my day, we just got drunk. The normal way. With cups. No sticking bottles up our arses or anything.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2009, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 26, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.
An unwise admission to make.
He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.
:o
Best head he's ever gotten.
He could combine the two and drink the alcohol.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 03:58:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2009, 03:44:02 PM
He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.
:o
I had no idea Ron Jeremy posted on this forum either.
The closest we ever had was KAP.
Rest in pieces, sir.
Quote from: Iormlund on August 26, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 26, 2009, 12:45:32 PM
I think these kids are doing it wrong. They're using the wrong holes.
Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.
Not if you are an Aztec. :P
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: Tyr on August 26, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.
An unwise admission to make.
That the insta-high into your blood stream is good but shoving stuff up your arse somewhat spoils me trying that?
QuoteHe's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.
I never said I would, just presented the question. It was in some context or other...Cats I think.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 26, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o
I love the way she says "Destroy the vagina".
Anyway this is one of those instances where it's perfectly okay to beat your children.