Think of the children! WTF Edition

[Zanza]

From Paradox:
http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixmetro/central/story/Drug-trends-Find-out-where-your-kids-could-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx

Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them

Reported by: Nicole Beyer

PHOENIX -- Experts have an alert for parents as the school year begins: there are brand new ways kids are taking and hiding drugs.

"Drug use typically triples between 6th grade and 8th grade," according to Stephanie Siete of Community Bridges, a Valley substance abuse, treatment and detox center.

From her own collection she reveals the hiding spots for drugs, including water bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage.

But she said the latest trends include "snorting vodka shots."

More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.

"It's quicker absorption, it's hidden and it's new," said Siete, "For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."

But that's not all.

If you think your kid is studying, she said look closer at his or her highlighter.

It too, can pull open and become a pipe.

Lipstick cases can work the same way.

Then, there are pocket shots, filled with alcohol, not to mention the energy drinks.

"In case you don't have time to drink the big can, you can take a shot of your high doses of caffeine," Siete said.

She said if your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15?

That's why she said it's so important for parents to intervene.

"It's hard to recognize," Siete said. "A lot of drug use looks like the everyday common cold, allergies, watery eyes, tired, who isn't tired?"

Siete said many kids are learning how to use drugs on sites like YouTube.

If you're a parent or a child wanting to learn more about how to spot drug use, Community Bridges offers free classes.

WTF at the bolded part.

[Josquius]

I've not heard of this.
Would that even work?

[Malthus]

I'd imagine that hiding the fact that you are doing anal beer bongs is somewhat more difficult than hiding a joint. 

[Iormlund]

My experience says the contrary: it is quite easy to spot kids doing drugs. Problem is, most parents are blind to the obvious. They fool themselves thinking drug use is restricted to certain neighborhoods or socioeconomic profiles, when the truth is everyone and their mother gets high.

[Malthus]

My experience says the contrary: it is quite easy to spot kids doing drugs. Problem is, most parents are blind to the obvious. They fool themselves thinking drug use is restricted to certain neighborhoods or socioeconomic profiles, when the truth is everyone and their mother gets high.

For one, pot smoke stinks like anything. Hard to imagine that one could smoke up all night and no-one would notice.

The problem is not the hiding, it is that parents by and large lose control over what their kids do as they get older. It's a natural process.

[Razgovory]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

[DisturbedPervert]

This is hilarious because I'm doing an anal keg stand right this moment

[The Brain]

water bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage

I have heard of these "bott-els" and "lidds" (IIRC) before but I didn't know they actually existed.

[Iormlund]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.

[The Brain]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.

First I read "pervert" and thought wtf.

[DisturbedPervert]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

[jimmy olsen]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.

Food went all over my lap when I read that.

[Malthus]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.

Food went all over my lap when I read that.

Another sad parenting failure. 

[Alcibiades]

I may not be hip...but definitely never heard of anal bong shots or vodka tampons....  Then again I'm no martinus.

[garbon]

As if Marty would be caught dead near a tampon.