Think of the children! WTF Edition

[DontSayBanana]

I've heard of anal beer bongs, but only as being used by world-class idiots that even the stoner crowd look down on. Vodka tampons is a new one to me, though.

[Syt]

There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.

[The Larch]

There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

[Josquius]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.

[jimmy olsen]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.

An unwise admission to make.

[Capetan Mihali]

There was an article once about a guy who had alcohol poisoning from a wine enema. Seemingly the intestines can take up the alcohol pretty quickly.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

Well, I do love a good sherry up the ass around the holidays.

[Ed Anger]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.

An unwise admission to make.

He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.

[Warspite]

Jesus, in my day, we just got drunk. The normal way. With cups. No sticking bottles up our arses or anything.

[jimmy olsen]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.

An unwise admission to make.

He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.

[Jaron]

Best head he's ever gotten.

[Maximus]

He could combine the two and drink the alcohol.

[Savonarola]

He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.

I had no idea Ron Jeremy posted on this forum either.

[Jaron]

The closest we ever had was KAP.

Rest in pieces, sir.

[Martinus]

I think these kids are doing it wrong.  They're using the wrong holes.

Yep. When your kid is inserting alcohol in his anus, you've failed as a parent.

Not if you are an Aztec.

[Josquius]

Here's two doctors explaining this on what appears to be one of those day time tv shows for paranoid housewives

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o

hmm...if it were not for the horriblness of shoving stuff up my arse I'd be tempted.

An unwise admission to make.

That the insta-high into your blood stream is good but shoving stuff up your arse somewhat spoils me trying that?

He's already on record about sucking his own dick in the off off topic thread. I need no further ammunition.

I never said I would, just presented the question. It was in some context or other...Cats I think.