Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision, a thread about an invasion of Jewish body snatchers and a thread about converting to Judaism.
Jew is the new gay. <_<
We need a Jew thread.
The closest thing to a Jewish version of you is Siege and he doesn't post that much about Judaism, comparatively speaking.
I think Malthus would be a better fit.
You can't as much as say "I hate matzo" without him popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"
Jew threads usually don't start out as Jew threads
Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
I think Malthus would be a better fit.
You can't as much as say "I hate matzo" without him popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"
You never do explain why you hate Israel so much, either. :P
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision
Only in backward sad lands like Poland is circumcision associated only with Judaism.
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision
Only in backward sad lands like Poland is circumcision associated only with Judaism.
If Madonna can be associated with [Gay] then circumcision can be associated with [Jew].
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision
Only in backward sad lands like Poland is circumcision associated only with Judaism.
And the "converting to Judaism" thread is now all about the Nicean Creed; and the "organ harvesting" thread is more about Israel than Jews. :D
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision
Only in backward sad lands like Poland is circumcision associated only with Judaism.
If Madonna can be associated with [Gay] then circumcision can be associated with [Jew].
To bad you ain't a mod or you could enforce that fantasy. Sorry Marty, you just revealed how backwards you are.
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 24, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 24, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Ok, so now we have a thread about circumcision
Only in backward sad lands like Poland is circumcision associated only with Judaism.
If Madonna can be associated with [Gay] then circumcision can be associated with [Jew].
What, you mean that Jew "Esther"? :D
http://popdirt.com/madonna-call-me-esther/30123/
Quote from: Armyknife on August 24, 2009, 04:03:22 PM
Who'd have thought it, a Poles advocating a Jewish 'ghetto' :cry:
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Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
I think Malthus would be a better fit.
You can't as much as say "I hate matzo" without him popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"
:yes:
Quote from: garbon on August 24, 2009, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 24, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
I think Malthus would be a better fit.
You can't as much as say "I hate matzo" without him popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"
:yes:
Hey, haven't you embarrased yourself with this topic before? :huh:
Quote from: Malthus on August 24, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Hey, haven't you embarrased yourself with this topic before? :huh:
No, I wasn't embarrassed at all. Although I felt sad that you were so "un-self-aware."
The real cause of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict; Who invented falafel.
Quote from: Viking on August 24, 2009, 06:51:31 PM
The real cause of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict; Who invented falafel.
Mexicans. :contract:
Quote from: Armyknife on August 24, 2009, 04:03:22 PM
Who'd have thought it, a Poles advocating a Jewish 'ghetto' :cry:
:lol:
Very witty.
I have a theory that Martinus is secretly a Jew.
Let's look at the evidence:
1) Polish
2) Rich
3) Lawyer
4) Gay
5) Atheist
6) Hates Jews (self-hating Jew)
7) More intelligent than the average Polack
It's all circumstantial evidence, but I think the chances are pretty good Marbas is as much a kike as Siege and Malthus. :Joos
Quote from: Fireblade on August 24, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
7) More intelligent than the average Polack
No way the country would be able to function if this were true.
Quote from: Fireblade on August 24, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
I have a theory that Martinus is secretly a Jew.
Let's look at the evidence:
1) Polish
2) Rich
3) Lawyer
4) Gay
5) Atheist
6) Hates Jews (self-hating Jew)
7) More intelligent than the average Polack
1) Martinus is a Russian.
2) Not really rich. Comfortably middle class.
3) There is some doubt as to whether Martinus is actually a lawyer.
4) I'll give you this one.
5) And this one.
6) Not definitive. He could also be an Arab, a black, a Scandinavian or a Slav.
7) Hard to say. The only Poles I know are those around here. Sahib and Sapura are both more intelligent than Martinus.
Quote from: Neil on August 24, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
7) Hard to say. The only Poles I know are those around here. Sahib and Sapura are both more intelligent than Martinus.
So are fucking door knobs.
Quote from: Maximus on August 24, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
The closest thing to a Jewish version of you is Siege and he doesn't post that much about Judaism, comparatively speaking.
What are you saying?
That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!
Quote from: Malthus on August 24, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Hey, haven't you embarrased yourself with this topic before? :huh:
I don't know that Garbon's typos really depend on the topic being discussed. :huh:
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
What are you saying?
That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!
yea let's go with that
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: Maximus on August 24, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
The closest thing to a Jewish version of you is Siege and he doesn't post that much about Judaism, comparatively speaking.
What are you saying?
That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!
Who knows what's important to you. You're a nut. I can say this in my official capacity of crazy person.
If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?
Quote from: Maximus on August 24, 2009, 11:40:09 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
What are you saying?
That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!
yea let's go with that
What the fuck do ya mean?
Quote from: The Brain on August 24, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?
Because it hurts?
I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:47:08 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 24, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?
Because it hurts?
I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.
My mother taught me not to respond to posts like this.
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:47:08 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 24, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?
Because it hurts?
I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.
LOL
Well, if you want to keep your phase 2 medical up to date to go to the diferent Army schools (Sniper, Ranger, Airborne, Air Assault, Master Breacher, Jump Master, HALO high-altitud-low-opening, etc.) you have no choice.
Quote from: Neil on August 24, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
1) Martinus is a Russian.
2) Not really rich. Comfortably middle class.
3) There is some doubt as to whether Martinus is actually a lawyer.
4) I'll give you this one.
5) And this one.
6) Not definitive. He could also be an Arab, a black, a Scandinavian or a Slav.
7) Hard to say. The only Poles I know are those around here. Sahib and Sapura are both more intelligent than Martinus.
Allow me to defend my thesis:
1. Even so, being a Russian and being a Jew are not mutually exclusive ;)
2. You should see my MSN conversations with him after he goes shopping. "LOL I am eating imported rock Maine lobster tails in a light caviar-truffle butter sauce with a side of Arugula and Mongolian goat cheese with a bottle of 1919 Chateau Lafitte. Am I prestigious?" Nigga eats like that every goddamn day.
3. Excellent point. Hortlund also claimed to be a lawyer, yet my grasp of legal matters was far superior to his. I strongly suspect both of them went to some weird European style community college, and their "law degrees" are really some certificate that they are eligible to fetch coffee for real lawyers. However, Martinus has also shown me his name on his law company's website. It was all in Polack, so of course I couldn't read that "gzgzg gzgzgz gzgzgzgz" shit, so until proven otherwise, he's a lawyer.
6. Martinus does have big thick nigger lips. However, he also has a huge nose. And you know what OTHER ethnicity has big noses...
7. Huh, I thought sahib was a wop, so I never bothered to read his posts. And sapura? You've got to be kidding, dude's IQ was about as smart as a prairie nigger at 2am after a Listerine bender.
This thread delivers. :D
Quote from: Siege on August 24, 2009, 11:47:08 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 24, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?
Because it hurts?
I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.
The jew thread just turned into another gay thread :(
It makes a change from the ACW hijack. Perhaps all Jewish threads should be hijacked with gay stuff and vice versa in future.
The ACW is gayer than gay.
My nomination for a very difficult to hijack thread........."Was Judah P Benjamin Gay?"
Quote from: Malthus on August 24, 2009, 04:01:23 PM
And the "converting to Judaism" thread is now all about the Nicean Creed
:mmm: Church Fathers hijack.
I hate that Americans have made Arigula posh, by renaming it Arigula. In this country it's called 'Rocket' and it used to be called that in the US :(
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on August 25, 2009, 02:45:13 AM
My nomination for a very difficult to hijack thread........."Was Judah P Benjamin Gay?"
I see your ghey ACW thread and raise you church father.
"Did St. Augustine make Judah P Benjamin Gay?"
Quote from: Viking on August 25, 2009, 06:20:48 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on August 25, 2009, 02:45:13 AM
My nomination for a very difficult to hijack thread........."Was Judah P Benjamin Gay?"
I see your ghey ACW thread and raise you church father.
"Did St. Augustine make Judah P Benjamin Gay?"
Augustine was clearly influential in Oliver Cromwell's gayness.
Is this Jew news? Or is it anti-semitic news?
QuoteIf you miss me at the back of the bus, you won't find me nowhere. Come on over to the front of the bus, I'll be sittin' right there.
That was the theme song that African-Americans sang during the 1955 Montgomery, Alabama, bus boycott in their successful attempt to integrate that city's public transportation system. More than a half-a-century later, thousands of miles away, Israel's haredi community is trying to resegregate a bus system - not along racial but sexual lines.
Recently, the press carried a story about a woman who was beaten on a Jerusalem bus for refusing to move to the rear to make way for one of the male travelers. Miriam Shear, an Orthodox Jew, reported that she rides the bus daily to pray at the Western Wall at sunrise. While the bus line she travels is not defined as "sex-segregated," the custom, primarily since the majority of travelers are haredim has been that women usually sit in the back, while men sit in the front.
In a recent interview, Shear reports: "Every two or three days, someone would tell me to sit in the back. I was always polite and said: 'No, this is not synagogue. I am not going to sit in the back.'"
Shear then goes on to report how on one morning a man got onto the bus and demanded her seat, even though there were other empty ones - both in the front and in the back of the bus. When Shear refused to get up, the man said: "I am not asking you - I'm telling you," at which point he spat at her. She was cursed, slapped and beaten - with nary an objection by others on the bus, including the cowardly bus driver.
Ah, if only all theists had one neck.
Quote from: Jos Theelen on August 25, 2009, 06:38:53 AM
Is this Jew news? Or is it anti-semitic news?
Middle Eastern news. ;)
The Israelis are starting to fit in nicely.
Quote from: Martinus on August 25, 2009, 06:44:56 AM
Ah, if only all theists had one neck.
You'd give them all hickeys?
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:02:49 AM
Quote from: Jos Theelen on August 25, 2009, 06:38:53 AM
Is this Jew news? Or is it anti-semitic news?
Middle Eastern news. ;)
The Israelis are starting to fit in nicely.
:Yes :(
Which Jewgroup dominates Israel. The
Retardic Sephardic Jews or the Ask-a-nazi jews?
The latter are the good guys right?
Quote from: garbon on August 24, 2009, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 24, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Hey, haven't you embarrased yourself with this topic before? :huh:
No, I wasn't embarrassed at all. Although I felt sad that you were so "un-self-aware."
Fine then, Mr. Self Aware: since you so readily agreed with Jaron that I'm always "...popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"", I suppose it would be rather easy for you to find, oh, a
single example of me asking Jaron 'why he hates Israel so much', other than mocking him in this very thread. Shouldn't be difficult considering I'm
always doing it, right? :D
Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
Which Jewgroup dominates Israel. The Retardic Sephardic Jews or the Ask-a-nazi jews?
The Ask-a-nazi Jews dominate the Haredim which seems to be the group the asshole bus guy was a part of.
Not all Sephardi are like Siegey. Hank Azaria and Benjamin Disraeli are/were Sephardi.
Let's see: 750,000 Israelis are Sephardi
2.8 million Israelis are Ashkenazi
3 million Israelis are Mizrahi
So...I guess no one group really dominates.
QuoteBenjamin Disraeli are/were Sephardi.
I liked his gears.
Speaking of Jews, I'm seeing lots of commercials to sponsor a jew in Russia/Eastern Europe/Other hellhole to go to the Holy Land or send them a jew care package.
I wonder if I'd get a better results from them or an African child.
Dear Ed:
I received the Playstation here in Uganda. I tried to plug it in but dirt has no electricity in it. Please send electricity. I want to play Soul Blade so badly.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 09:01:30 AM
Speaking of Jews, I'm seeing lots of commercials to sponsor a jew in Russia/Eastern Europe/Other hellhole to go to the Holy Land or send them a jew care package.
I wonder if I'd get a better results from them or an African child.
Dear Ed:
I received the Playstation here in Uganda. I tried to plug it in but dirt has no electricity in it. Please send electricity. I want to play Soul Blade so badly.
Man that would just be cruel.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 09:15:52 AM
Man that would just be cruel.
Denied the awesomeness of Taki's bouncing boobs? Yes.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:42:07 AM
The Ask-a-nazi Jews dominate the Haredim which seems to be the group the asshole bus guy was a part of.
Unfortunately, Israeli proportional representation system sometimes winds up giving religious nutjobs the deciding vote.
Quote from: DGuller on August 25, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
Unfortunately, Israeli proportional representation system sometimes winds up giving religious nutjobs the deciding vote.
Yeah. Parties like Chas get way more press than their voting power justifies.
Quote from: Valmy on August 25, 2009, 08:42:07 AM
Quote from: Octavian on August 25, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
Which Jewgroup dominates Israel. The Retardic Sephardic Jews or the Ask-a-nazi jews?
The Ask-a-nazi Jews dominate the Haredim which seems to be the group the asshole bus guy was a part of.
Not all Sephardi are like Siegey. Hank Azaria and Benjamin Disraeli are/were Sephardi.
Let's see: 750,000 Israelis are Sephardi
2.8 million Israelis are Ashkenazi
3 million Israelis are Mizrahi
So...I guess no one group really dominates.
I learned something today :)
Re. Hank Azaria and Disraeli they don't count since they don'/didn't live in the holy land.
Quote from: Fireblade on August 25, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
1919 Chateau Lafitte.
so-so vintage, forward, no longer drinkable.
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
Fine then, Mr. Self Aware: since you so readily agreed with Jaron that I'm always "...popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"", I suppose it would be rather easy for you to find, oh, a single example of me asking Jaron 'why he hates Israel so much', other than mocking him in this very thread. Shouldn't be difficult considering I'm always doing it, right? :D
Jaron's posting dropped off with the new forum. -_-
Anyway, my supposed embarrassment had nothing to do with Jaron.
Quote from: garbon on August 25, 2009, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on August 25, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
Fine then, Mr. Self Aware: since you so readily agreed with Jaron that I'm always "...popping out of the woodwork to ask "Why do you hate Israel so much?"", I suppose it would be rather easy for you to find, oh, a single example of me asking Jaron 'why he hates Israel so much', other than mocking him in this very thread. Shouldn't be difficult considering I'm always doing it, right? :D
Jaron's posting dropped off with the new forum. -_-
Anyway, my supposed embarrassment had nothing to do with Jaron.
I take it your answer is "I was just making shit up, sorry". :D
Quote from: Malthus on August 26, 2009, 08:31:51 AM
I take it your answer is "I was just making shit up, sorry". :D
One is always free to make up one's own interpretations. Reader's response and all that.
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
On the contrary.
Even I have to walk a fine line to maintain Malthus' support.
The reason why Malthus have such a great influence on me is because he wouldn't take my shit, and call me out whenever I try to push my own personal agenda.
If anything, he keeps my feet on the ground.
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
On the contrary.
Even I have to walk a fine line to maintain Malthus' support.
The reason why Malthus have such a great influence on me is because he wouldn't take my shit, and call me out whenever I try to push my own personal agenda.
If anything, he keeps my feet on the ground.
Hook nose.
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
On the contrary.
Even I have to walk a fine line to maintain Malthus' support.
The reason why Malthus have such a great influence on me is because he wouldn't take my shit, and call me out whenever I try to push my own personal agenda.
If anything, he keeps my feet on the ground.
Hook nose.
I got no hook on my nose.
However, my dick...
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
Shouldn't you be throwing balls of dough into a tortilla machine, Paco?
That was harsh.
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Quote from: derspiess on August 26, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
Shouldn't you be throwing balls of dough into a tortilla machine, Paco?
I'll put your face through a tortilla machine if you don't STFU, hillbilly.
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
On the contrary.
Even I have to walk a fine line to maintain Malthus' support.
The reason why Malthus have such a great influence on me is because he wouldn't take my shit, and call me out whenever I try to push my own personal agenda.
If anything, he keeps my feet on the ground.
Hook nose.
I got no hook on my nose.
However, my dick...
Ewww. No bigger turn-off than a hooked dick. :s
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 25, 2009, 10:27:16 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on August 25, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
1919 Chateau Lafitte.
so-so vintage, forward, no longer drinkable.
So-so? It is fairly famous for being one of the best in the world. Even I've heard of it, though come to think of it that only speaks to its reputation among the non-oenophiles.
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
They could fire rockets into Palestinian nurseries, and he'd find some angle. Remember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
I remember him once critisizing the settlements politics of te Israelian government.
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
A better question would be - can anyone find a post by Malthus being unsupportive of Israel?
From reading his posts, I would imagine that no matter what Israel might do, Malthus would support them.
Heh, I'm quite critical of the settlements policy of Israel, and I think that the Israeli govt's pandering to the extreme religious minority is totally retarded; I've said so numerous times. So that shit won't stick.
QuoteRemember people: Not only is he a amoral Jew, but he's a lawyer.
I'm White, male and a hetero breeder, too. Don't forget that the other side of my ancestry derives from the Anglo establishment.
I have the full deck of unearned privileges. :D
The one thing I have never done is hire some latino domestic servants. They come cheap but I've heard they don't give good value. :(
Quote from: Queequeg on August 27, 2009, 12:52:23 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on August 25, 2009, 10:27:16 AM
Quote from: Fireblade on August 25, 2009, 12:59:36 AM
1919 Chateau Lafitte.
so-so vintage, forward, no longer drinkable.
So-so? It is fairly famous for being one of the best in the world. Even I've heard of it, though come to think of it that only speaks to its reputation among the non-oenophiles.
The 1919 is not famous. Try 1929 or 1945.