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Title: The Giant Isopod
Post by: FunkMonk on March 22, 2009, 10:01:02 PM
In the spirit of Malthus' strange animal threads, I present to you giant isopod.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F2%2F27%2FBathynomus_giganteus.jpg&hash=1d35028b567139b6f12480948456e0e1a8db9349)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foceanexplorer.noaa.gov%2Fexplorations%2F02mexico%2Flogs%2Foct13%2Fmedia%2Fisopod_450.jpg&hash=e36d453c72334be11c6e208218af2b4c9f06b137)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foceanexplorer.noaa.gov%2Fexplorations%2F06mexico%2Flogs%2Fsummary%2Fmedia%2Fgiant_isopod_600.jpg&hash=a96475856e08981d95f8ebd158cad6224e4a02c3)

Looks disgusting. And Evil.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: HVC on March 22, 2009, 10:06:47 PM
Remember, the uglier the thing from the sea is the tastier it is :contract:
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Grey Fox on March 22, 2009, 10:06:49 PM
Compound eyes are always freaky
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: HVC on March 22, 2009, 10:08:43 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 22, 2009, 10:06:49 PM
Compound eyes are always freaky
The first pic does look cool. Like Mercury coated eyes.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: lustindarkness on March 22, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
looks like a movie prop.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 22, 2009, 10:56:01 PM
Ugh, creepy.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Queequeg on March 23, 2009, 12:11:59 AM
Deep sea gigantism strikes again.  God, what a disgusting creature. 
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Tonitrus on March 23, 2009, 12:30:10 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 22, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
looks like a movie prop.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Falsolikelife.com%2Fshooting%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fstarshiptroopers.jpg&hash=953d07ceb149c9bd871d479f8cb5f2a1c6cc7dae)
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:44:24 AM
Isn't that thing like a giant ocean-dwelling bedbug, basically?  IIRC it's closely related to bedbugs, or public lice, or something.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Razgovory on March 23, 2009, 04:52:42 AM
It would be a bitch to wake up one morning and find that gnawing on your balls.  On the plus side a chick covered with those things would be relatively easy to spot.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: FunkMonk on March 23, 2009, 07:02:29 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:44:24 AM
Isn't that thing like a giant ocean-dwelling bedbug, basically?  IIRC it's closely related to bedbugs, or public lice, or something.
Yeah, it's related to the woodlouse. I think the movie Cloverfield based its creepy-crawlies on these... things.  :o
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Syt on March 23, 2009, 07:50:03 AM
I never knew Gregor Samsa had children.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Josquius on March 23, 2009, 09:05:47 AM
So...what is this thing? Where is it from?
Surely not deep sea- its surviving on land there....And don't deep sea things explode even at higher sea levels?...but...everything checks out saying it is indeed where its from. Odd.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Fireblade on March 23, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
QuoteGiant isopods are of little interest to most commercial fisheries owing to the typical paucity of catches and because ensnared isopods are usually scavenged beyond marketability before they are recovered. However, in Northern Taiwan and other areas, they are not uncommon at seaside restaurants, served boiled and bisected with a clean lateral slice. The white meat, similar to crab or lobster in texture, is then easily removed.

That's fucked up.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 09:12:45 AM
Oh man, that's horrifying.  :D
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2009, 10:18:08 AM
Aren't those also called sea cockroaches?
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: FunkMonk on March 23, 2009, 11:49:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 09:12:45 AM
Oh man, that's horrifying.  :D
I knew you would approve.  ;D
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on March 23, 2009, 11:49:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 09:12:45 AM
Oh man, that's horrifying.  :D
I knew you would approve.  ;D

Yup.  :)

It looks an awful lot like a trilobite, though I don't suppose it is related. Also a bit like a horseshoe crab.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Saladin on March 23, 2009, 01:55:35 PM
Kill them! Kill them all!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: The Brain on March 23, 2009, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Saladin on March 23, 2009, 01:55:35 PM
Kill them! Kill them all!!!!!!!!

The gay threads are over there.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: HVC on March 23, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
i think it looks kind of cute. get a lttiel bell collar around it and it'd make a lovely pet :P
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 23, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
i think it looks kind of cute. get a lttiel bell collar around it and it'd make a lovely pet :P

That's what they all say ... before it grabs their faces and begins to feast.  ;D
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: HVC on March 23, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 23, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
i think it looks kind of cute. get a lttiel bell collar around it and it'd make a lovely pet :P

That's what they all say ... before it grabs their faces and begins to feast.  ;D
As a canadian i can easily find a goalie mask to protect myself from the son of Chutelo (sp). Besides, as a cat owner, you should be aware if for watever reason you die in your home your cat will eat you. It's what they do lol
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Lucidor on March 23, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
 ???

That one is too big.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on March 23, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
???

That one is too big.

Well, I think they should call it "the Tiny Isopod", just to horrify people *more*.  ;D
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 23, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 23, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
i think it looks kind of cute. get a lttiel bell collar around it and it'd make a lovely pet :P

That's what they all say ... before it grabs their faces and begins to feast.  ;D
As a canadian i can easily find a goalie mask to protect myself from the son of Chutelo (sp). Besides, as a cat owner, you should be aware if for watever reason you die in your home your cat will eat you. It's what they do lol

Hey, at least the cats wait for you to die first. I wouldn't trust that thing to be so patient.  :D

Edit: in this pic it does sort of look cuddlesome:

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Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Lucidor on March 23, 2009, 02:58:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:49:42 PMWell, I think they should call it "the Tiny Isopod", just to horrify people *more*.  ;D
They could call it by it's true name, "Tiny Great Old One" and I'd still run from it, lest they'd invade my dreams and show me sights no man was meant to see, dreaming cities etc.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: The Brain on March 23, 2009, 03:00:19 PM
I thought this thread was another BB/Mart gayfest.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: fhdz on March 23, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Well, I think they should call it "the Tiny Isopod", just to horrify people *more*.  ;D

:D "Yep, this is one of the small ones right here.  You should see Momma!"
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: lustindarkness on March 23, 2009, 03:38:02 PM
If they could survive in an aquarium...
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on March 23, 2009, 03:38:02 PM
If they could survive in an aquarium...

... they could survive in a New York sewer.

Okay, maybe not. But I like to think that they are down there, along with the white pot plants and the blind alligators.  ;)
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 23, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Well, I think they should call it "the Tiny Isopod", just to horrify people *more*.  ;D

:D "Yep, this is one of the small ones right here.  You should see Momma!"

Or simply have the caption of the picture be "just hatched".  8)
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
Here's a vid of these little dudes in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ)
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
Here's a vid of these little dudes in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ)

Good lord, they really do look just like Sow Bugs.  :o
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2009, 05:15:27 PM
I wish I could find the Vampire Stripper Pony site so that I could put the pictures here to annoy Tim.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: FunkMonk on March 23, 2009, 05:39:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
Here's a vid of these little dudes in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ)
HOLY CRAP :pissedpants:
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: Queequeg on March 23, 2009, 05:40:24 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 23, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
Here's a vid of these little dudes in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izw5ZTa3PaQ)

Good lord, they really do look just like Sow Bugs.  :o
Sow Bugs are crustaceans, not insects, makes perfect sense that form wise they'd look very similar.  Their exoskeletal structure is pretty effective as far as these things go.
Title: Re: The Giant Isopod
Post by: crazy canuck on March 23, 2009, 05:46:24 PM
imagine it boiled, split in two and dripping with butter.  MMMM good.