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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Brazen on July 29, 2009, 04:00:01 AM

Title: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Brazen on July 29, 2009, 04:00:01 AM
You know you want it.
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QuoteThe word just came across the intercom - you're needed for the away team mission. It's your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - the galaxy's first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. That's right, you're probably toast, but at least you'll smell good on the way out.

Scent of Fear

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is both silly and not all at once. Sure it's mocking all the poor extras who filled the role of cannon fodder for Kirk and his crew, but it also smells really dang nice too. Because sometimes you just need to smell your best, and Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is a way to do it in style. And who knows, you might not just be an extra destined to die - you could very well be this week's guest star. See, it might not be all bad! Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - because tomorrow may never come.


Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne

    * Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come.
    * Scent: Bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you've been vaporized).
    * Dimensions: 100ml bottle
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: The Brain on July 29, 2009, 04:02:01 AM
Do they have William Shatner Old Man Smell as well?
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 29, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
Goes perfectly with Go Go Boots and Mustard Miniskirt perfume.
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 29, 2009, 09:13:37 AM
Brilliant!  :lol:
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 29, 2009, 11:33:17 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Syt on July 29, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
I ... approve .... of this!
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 29, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.
Did you get some?
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Savonarola on July 29, 2009, 01:28:50 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.

The scent of fish being rubbed onto one's face?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Barrister on July 29, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.

It has long been my policy to not buy personal grooming merchandise at a comic shop.
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 01:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 29, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
It has long been my policy to not buy personal grooming merchandise at a comic shop.

A wise policy to live by.

I also avoid the "Mana Potion" energy drinks.
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Josquius on July 29, 2009, 02:53:33 PM
I'll take five :)

Where's this from?
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 29, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
The bottle logo is priceless. :lol:
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 29, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 29, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
The bottle logo is priceless. :lol:
No shit, I just noticed the bullet hole.  :lol:
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: garbon on July 29, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 29, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
No shit, I just noticed the bullet hole.  :lol:

Palm, face. Face, palm.
Title: Re: Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"
Post by: Siege on July 29, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
That future is certainly not coming.

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