Red Shirt the cologne. "Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come"

Started by Brazen, July 29, 2009, 04:00:01 AM

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Brazen

July 29, 2009, 04:00:01 AM
You know you want it.


QuoteThe word just came across the intercom - you're needed for the away team mission. It's your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - the galaxy's first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. That's right, you're probably toast, but at least you'll smell good on the way out.

Scent of Fear

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is both silly and not all at once. Sure it's mocking all the poor extras who filled the role of cannon fodder for Kirk and his crew, but it also smells really dang nice too. Because sometimes you just need to smell your best, and Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is a way to do it in style. And who knows, you might not just be an extra destined to die - you could very well be this week's guest star. See, it might not be all bad! Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - because tomorrow may never come.


Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne

    * Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come.
    * Scent: Bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you've been vaporized).
    * Dimensions: 100ml bottle

The Brain

#1
July 29, 2009, 04:02:01 AM
Do they have William Shatner Old Man Smell as well?
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Admiral Yi

#2
July 29, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
Goes perfectly with Go Go Boots and Mustard Miniskirt perfume.

jimmy olsen

#3
July 29, 2009, 09:13:37 AM
Brilliant!  :lol:
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Syt

#5
July 29, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
I ... approve .... of this!
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Habbaku

#6
July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.
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jimmy olsen

#7
July 29, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.
Did you get some?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Savonarola

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July 29, 2009, 01:28:50 PM Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 01:31:45 PM by Savonarola
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.

The scent of fish being rubbed onto one's face?  :unsure:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Barrister

#9
July 29, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on July 29, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
My local comic shop actually had this and the companion cologne "Tiberius" for sale today.

It has long been my policy to not buy personal grooming merchandise at a comic shop.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Habbaku

#10
July 29, 2009, 01:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 29, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
It has long been my policy to not buy personal grooming merchandise at a comic shop.

A wise policy to live by.

I also avoid the "Mana Potion" energy drinks.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josquius

#11
July 29, 2009, 02:53:33 PM
I'll take five :)

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DontSayBanana

#12
July 29, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
The bottle logo is priceless. :lol:
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jimmy olsen

#13
July 29, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 29, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
The bottle logo is priceless. :lol:
No shit, I just noticed the bullet hole.  :lol:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#14
July 29, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 29, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
No shit, I just noticed the bullet hole.  :lol:

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