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Title: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Fireblade on July 20, 2009, 07:53:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg

Martinus might switch to only drinking Sprite after this, though. :D
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 20, 2009, 08:00:06 PM
A mohr with an Aryan frau?
No wonder it was banned.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Lettow77 on July 20, 2009, 08:37:01 PM
That is pretty reprehensible. I think seconded, re: no sprite.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Neil on July 20, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Well, obviously.  The gallon of Sprite would burn.  The semen would just be a bitch to clean up.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 20, 2009, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

:lol:
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Razgovory on July 20, 2009, 10:17:28 PM
Video would not work for me so I'm happy.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Habbaku on July 20, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 20, 2009, 10:17:28 PM
Video would not work for me so I'm happy.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917356
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:52:18 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 20, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Well, obviously.  The gallon of Sprite would burn.  The semen would just be a bitch to clean up.

But now that I think about it...I think sprite would taste better.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.

Sperm is such a nasty word. :x
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Neil on July 22, 2009, 12:01:38 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Even so, a gallon is a monstrous amount.  You'd have to have one hell of a gangbang to get that amount in any reasonable amount of time, and I would imagine that you'd be pretty sore long before your target was reached.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: DGuller on July 22, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Testicles don't produce semen, prostate does. :contract:
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Well at least he would be doing something productive.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.

Sperm is such a nasty word. :x

That reminds me.  I have stuff to tell you.  Be online more!
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 22, 2009, 04:30:18 PM
Executive summary for those too spooked to let curiosity make them watch the video before YouTube ditched it on a trademark infringement?
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 22, 2009, 12:01:38 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Even so, a gallon is a monstrous amount.  You'd have to have one hell of a gangbang to get that amount in any reasonable amount of time, and I would imagine that you'd be pretty sore long before your target was reached.
Indeed, you are right.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:20:44 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 22, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Testicles don't produce semen, prostate does. :contract:

Close enough. It's all near the same area anyway. He has hyperactive male plumbing.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Well at least he would be doing something productive.

His Star Trek novella and cover art is productive!  :mad:










:P
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.

Sperm is such a nasty word. :x

That reminds me.  I have stuff to tell you.  Be online more!

God, I've only been online like everyday!
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 22, 2009, 04:30:18 PM
Executive summary for those too spooked to let curiosity make them watch the video before YouTube ditched it on a trademark infringement?

A lady giving a BJ to a dude. Chick keeps thinking about how much she wants a sprite. Guy spooges. Go to image of chick sucking on Sprite bottle and sprite bottle spooging sprite all over her.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 22, 2009, 06:12:55 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
A lady giving a BJ to a dude. Chick keeps thinking about how much she wants a sprite. Guy spooges. Go to image of chick sucking on Sprite bottle and sprite bottle spooging sprite all over her.

I see. Somehow, that seems kinda tame for all the fuss.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 07:08:23 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 22, 2009, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.

Sperm is such a nasty word. :x

That reminds me.  I have stuff to tell you.  Be online more!

God, I've only been online like everyday!

Then like send me messages or something.  I never see you online.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: alfred russel on July 22, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
Ide might have prostate cancer.
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 22, 2009, 06:12:55 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
A lady giving a BJ to a dude. Chick keeps thinking about how much she wants a sprite. Guy spooges. Go to image of chick sucking on Sprite bottle and sprite bottle spooging sprite all over her.

I see. Somehow, that seems kinda tame for all the fuss.

They're also completely naked (no parts shown) and interracial! :o
Title: Re: Okay, I am never drinking Sprite again
Post by: Korea on July 22, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 22, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
Ide might have prostate cancer.

:(