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Started by Fireblade, July 20, 2009, 07:53:37 PM

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Fireblade

July 20, 2009, 07:53:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg

Martinus might switch to only drinking Sprite after this, though. :D

CountDeMoney

#1
July 20, 2009, 08:00:06 PM
A mohr with an Aryan frau?
No wonder it was banned.

Lettow77

#2
July 20, 2009, 08:37:01 PM
That is pretty reprehensible. I think seconded, re: no sprite.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Korea

#3
July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
I want my mother fucking points!

Neil

#4
July 20, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Well, obviously.  The gallon of Sprite would burn.  The semen would just be a bitch to clean up.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

BuddhaRhubarb

#5
July 20, 2009, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

:lol:
:p

Barrister

#6
July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Razgovory

#7
July 20, 2009, 10:17:28 PM
Video would not work for me so I'm happy.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

grumbler

#8
July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Habbaku

#9
July 20, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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Korea

#10
July 22, 2009, 11:52:18 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 20, 2009, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Well, obviously.  The gallon of Sprite would burn.  The semen would just be a bitch to clean up.

But now that I think about it...I think sprite would taste better.
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

#11
July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

#12
July 22, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 20, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.

Don't lie.  You just want a gallon of sperm dumped on you.

Sperm is such a nasty word. :x
I want my mother fucking points!

Neil

#13
July 22, 2009, 12:01:38 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: grumbler on July 20, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 20, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
Wow, that looked really messy. I think I'd rather have a gallon of semen dumped on me than a gallon of sprite.
Don't give Ide ideas.  It would take him 100 years of daily effort to produce a gallon of semen.

Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Even so, a gallon is a monstrous amount.  You'd have to have one hell of a gangbang to get that amount in any reasonable amount of time, and I would imagine that you'd be pretty sore long before your target was reached.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DGuller

#14
July 22, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
Quote from: Korea on July 22, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Doubt it. I think he has hyperactive testicles.
Testicles don't produce semen, prostate does. :contract:
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