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Title: Kim Jong Un dead?
Post by: Syt on April 25, 2020, 04:21:13 PM
There were rumors about his health. TMZ reports there's talk of him being dead following botched heart surgery:

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
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Post by: The Brain on April 25, 2020, 04:23:54 PM
Maybe he drank bleach.
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Post by: Maladict on April 25, 2020, 04:35:31 PM
Who is the heir, the sister? She'll wrap Trump around her finger in no time  :lol:
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Post by: HVC on April 25, 2020, 04:36:41 PM
So if he did die who's the new despot?
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Post by: Solmyr on April 25, 2020, 04:38:58 PM
I hope he's not Undead.
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Post by: Habbaku on April 25, 2020, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 25, 2020, 04:36:41 PM
So if he did die who's the new despot?

Sister, probably.

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666758775188750382/703721406990647297/kim.jpg)
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Post by: saskganesh on April 25, 2020, 05:00:11 PM
Is that Grilled Cheese?
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Post by: Eddie Teach on April 25, 2020, 05:00:23 PM
She doesn't look so frightening with toast in her mouth.
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Post by: Habbaku on April 25, 2020, 05:00:44 PM
No, looks like a single, large piece of bread to me.
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Post by: celedhring on April 25, 2020, 05:04:58 PM
Looks more the part in this one.

(https://www.laprensa.hn/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=PaJaBWzUT5HOpXK1YYv1uM$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYsM9R1by683NEREpbqqgNM66FB40xiOfUoExWL3M40tfzssyZqpeG_J0TFo7ZhRaDiHC9oxmioMlYVJD0A$3RbIiibgT65kY_CSDiCiUzvHvODrHApbd6ry6YGl5GGOZrs-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg)
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Post by: Habbaku on April 25, 2020, 05:07:32 PM
Oh, sure, ruin all the fun of an exciting new dictator.
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Post by: celedhring on April 25, 2020, 05:18:00 PM
Would she be the only dictatoress at the moment? (We haven't had many of those, actually).
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Post by: Habbaku on April 25, 2020, 05:25:15 PM
I believe she'd be the only dictatrix, yes. 2020, the Year of the Woman!
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Post by: fromtia on April 25, 2020, 05:31:58 PM
Is she making a run for it with the last piece of toast in the country?
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Post by: Razgovory on April 25, 2020, 05:34:25 PM
I like the toast look, she should stick to that.
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Post by: Eddie Teach on April 25, 2020, 05:35:19 PM
I think at this point the Kims should be considered hereditary monarchs.
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Post by: The Larch on April 25, 2020, 07:00:49 PM
Quote from: celedhring on April 25, 2020, 05:04:58 PM
Looks more the part in this one.

(https://www.laprensa.hn/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=PaJaBWzUT5HOpXK1YYv1uM$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYsM9R1by683NEREpbqqgNM66FB40xiOfUoExWL3M40tfzssyZqpeG_J0TFo7ZhRaDiHC9oxmioMlYVJD0A$3RbIiibgT65kY_CSDiCiUzvHvODrHApbd6ry6YGl5GGOZrs-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg)

This one looks more like she's going to start telling her master plan to the secret agent that is gagged and bound in front of her.

(https://i1.wp.com/gcdn.emol.cl/internacional/files/2020/04/Kim-Yo-jong-texto.jpg?resize=560%2C450)
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Post by: PRC on April 25, 2020, 09:28:28 PM
I wonder if she is a freak in the sack.
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Post by: The Brain on April 26, 2020, 01:45:53 AM
Great, now I'm hungry.
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Post by: Josquius on April 26, 2020, 01:49:26 AM
Would she take over?
To say the Kim's are an hereditary monarchy is a bit simplistic. And they're not exactly paragons of women's rights.
Even with the current Kim there were some purges and other business necessary to ensure his succession.
Isn't there an older uncle Kim still alive who could be a Kimmy candidate?
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Post by: The Brain on April 26, 2020, 01:54:02 AM
I think it's important that she's kept on a leash.
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Post by: Zoupa on April 26, 2020, 01:56:16 AM
I'd hit it.
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Post by: Iormlund on April 26, 2020, 02:39:41 PM
No shit.
:lol:
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Post by: Josephus on April 26, 2020, 04:43:04 PM
She's hot. I figure Trump will hit it really soon. And bread...that's like flashing a Patek Phillipe over there.
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Post by: The Larch on April 26, 2020, 05:25:42 PM
You'll be amazed to know that the one with the bread slice is photoshopped.  :P

(https://www.infobae.com/new-resizer/QQ-6_JmrHjV6d0P-quEp0nWC2Sg=/750x0/filters:quality(100)/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-infobae.s3.amazonaws.com/public/B5WMRWGHX5CP5DWEVHV6QOPGNI.jpg)
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Post by: celedhring on April 26, 2020, 05:41:19 PM
 :lol:

That's a really random 'shop, unless toasts have some kinky meaning in Korean culture  :P
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Post by: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: celedhring on April 26, 2020, 05:41:19 PM
:lol:

That's a really random 'shop, unless toasts have some kinky meaning in Korean culture  :P

It is a common anime theme.  Usually done by school girls.  So the photoshopped image is basically saying, she is like a school girl. 

(https://i.imgur.com/quiksMo.png)
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Post by: Habbaku on April 26, 2020, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: The Larch on April 26, 2020, 05:25:42 PM
You'll be amazed to know that the one with the bread slice is photoshopped.  :P

I thought the pixels on the bread were obvious.  :P
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Post by: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 08:25:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dQKMtf7.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/GXykW8I.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/iovhdDv.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/UqO1PLC.jpg)
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Post by: Razgovory on April 26, 2020, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: celedhring on April 26, 2020, 05:41:19 PM
:lol:

That's a really random 'shop, unless toasts have some kinky meaning in Korean culture  :P

It is a common anime theme.  Usually done by school girls.  So the photoshopped image is basically saying, she is like a school girl. 

(https://i.imgur.com/quiksMo.png)


I don't even want to know.
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Post by: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 26, 2020, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: celedhring on April 26, 2020, 05:41:19 PM
:lol:

That's a really random 'shop, unless toasts have some kinky meaning in Korean culture  :P

It is a common anime theme.  Usually done by school girls.  So the photoshopped image is basically saying, she is like a school girl. 

(https://i.imgur.com/quiksMo.png)


I don't even want to know.

It is a common way to introduce a character.  Why does she need to put a toast in her mouth instead of eating it at home?  Because she is late for school.  That means she is tardy and prone to mistakes.  But she is not a total bummer, because she still cares and she tries to reach school before the bell rings. 

Having a toast in her mouth, usually with jam on top of the toast, also creates opportunities for interactions.  She is in such a hurry that she crashes into her crush, resulting in jam all over his uniform etc.  So she will have an excuse to call him etc. 
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Post by: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2020, 11:27:29 PM
Sounds like this anime is written for children.  :secret:
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Post by: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 11:31:48 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2020, 11:27:29 PM
Sounds like this anime is written for children.  :secret:

The picture I posted is that of Rei Ayanami, from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.  Even non-anime fans should be faintly aware of that title.  It is a cultural icon and received lots of critical acclaim.  It pretended to be a run of the mill mecha show when it started, but gradually turned into a horror, psychological, philosophical and also deeply convoluted mess that failed to resolve itself during its original run.  It is one of the most well-known anime out there, watched by lots of adults. 

The use of the toast in NGE is brilliant.  It actually appeared in episode 26, the last episode, instead of episode 1, which is the usual practice.  Rei Ayanami, if you know her, is a silent and emotionless character who does what she is told.  Episode 26 is when the production team ran out of budget but couldn't resolve the story.  So they decided to create this alternative world where all the characters lived normal lives, and everything happened before episode 26 was sort of a dream.  Rei running with the toast signifies that she is now a normal schoolgirl rather than the deeply disturbed, emotionally stunted mecha pilot when the show started.
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Post by: PDH on April 27, 2020, 12:04:22 AM
Man, toast is a lot more complicated then back in my day
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Post by: The Brain on April 27, 2020, 12:44:03 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 11:31:48 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 26, 2020, 11:27:29 PM
Sounds like this anime is written for children.  :secret:

The picture I posted is that of Rei Ayanami, from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.  Even non-anime fans should be faintly aware of that title.  It is a cultural icon and received lots of critical acclaim.  It pretended to be a run of the mill mecha show when it started, but gradually turned into a horror, psychological, philosophical and also deeply convoluted mess that failed to resolve itself during its original run.  It is one of the most well-known anime out there, watched by lots of adults. 

The use of the toast in NGE is brilliant.  It actually appeared in episode 26, the last episode, instead of episode 1, which is the usual practice.  Rei Ayanami, if you know her, is a silent and emotionless character who does what she is told.  Episode 26 is when the production team ran out of budget but couldn't resolve the story.  So they decided to create this alternative world where all the characters lived normal lives, and everything happened before episode 26 was sort of a dream.  Rei running with the toast signifies that she is now a normal schoolgirl rather than the deeply disturbed, emotionally stunted mecha pilot when the show started.

Did Bobby have toast in the shower?
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Post by: Maladict on April 27, 2020, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 26, 2020, 11:31:48 PM
Even non-anime fans should be faintly aware of that title.

You may be seriously overestimating here. I couldn't tell you a single anime title or character name, even if my life depended on it.
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Post by: celedhring on April 27, 2020, 04:34:12 AM
Evangelion was pretty big when I was a teen.

Walking with toast in mouth not so much though.
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Post by: Tonitrus on April 27, 2020, 07:51:34 AM
I liked Star Blazers.
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Post by: Josquius on April 27, 2020, 08:50:19 AM
(https://i.redd.it/f4na1h1yecv41.jpg)
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Post by: DGuller on April 27, 2020, 08:52:23 AM
Shame that Seedy left us, now we only have Mono to interpret anime world for us.
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Post by: Valmy on April 27, 2020, 09:31:39 AM
I mean important anime issues aside does it really matter what member of the Kim family is running North Korea?
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Post by: The Brain on April 27, 2020, 09:36:33 AM
Trump thinks he has a great direct line into the Kim family through his buddy Kanye.
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Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2020, 11:37:36 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 27, 2020, 09:31:39 AM
I mean important anime issues aside does it really matter what member of the Kim family is running North Korea?
Do they even really run NK, or are they figureheads at this point?  Any way to really tell?
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Post by: Razgovory on April 27, 2020, 12:01:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 27, 2020, 11:37:36 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 27, 2020, 09:31:39 AM
I mean important anime issues aside does it really matter what member of the Kim family is running North Korea?
Do they even really run NK, or are they figureheads at this point?  Any way to really tell?


Figure heads don't normally execute rivals.
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Post by: celedhring on April 27, 2020, 12:23:52 PM
Or the non-figureheads do it and pin it on the figurehead that legitimizes the regime. It's really impossible to tell with North Korea.
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Post by: The Brain on April 27, 2020, 12:35:54 PM
Consider what the US must look like to an outsider. :lol:
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Post by: merithyn on April 27, 2020, 12:40:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 27, 2020, 12:35:54 PM
Consider what the US must look like to an outsider. :lol:

I try not to.  <_<
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Post by: Caliga on April 27, 2020, 02:26:51 PM
Well, North Korea released a letter Kim wrote, so that definitely proves he is still alive and fully operational. :)
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Post by: Habbaku on April 27, 2020, 03:58:03 PM
North Korea's Twitter confirmed he's alive and well also. What a miraculous recovery!
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Post by: Camerus on April 27, 2020, 05:12:01 PM
South Korea seems to think he's fine, at least publicly.
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Post by: Syt on April 28, 2020, 05:24:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrpD09UcAAz1aG?format=png&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrpPa2U0AEq9wd?format=png&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrsfhCU4AAHk2E?format=jpg&name=small)

Probably fake, but I found it amusing. :)
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Post by: Agelastus on April 28, 2020, 06:27:21 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 28, 2020, 05:24:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrpD09UcAAz1aG?format=png&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrpPa2U0AEq9wd?format=png&name=small)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWrsfhCU4AAHk2E?format=jpg&name=small)

Probably fake, but I found it amusing. :)

Well, the map's real - it's Steam's global traffic map for download stats in satellite view; looking at it now there is that one blob in North Korea.

Of course, the interactive map version of it lists "0 B" as North Korea's usage in the last seven days.

The location of the activity though?
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Post by: The Minsky Moment on April 28, 2020, 09:17:41 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 28, 2020, 05:24:06 AM
Probably fake, but I found it amusing. :)

I think they really did remake FF7, as crazy as that sounds.
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Post by: Syt on April 28, 2020, 09:18:51 AM
From what I understand it's more of a reimagining? I've not played any of the FF games, so I have no idea. :)
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Post by: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 09:48:22 AM
I heard it is a remake, with modern graphics. 
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Post by: Habbaku on April 28, 2020, 10:37:56 AM
No, it's definitely a reimagining. The story is different and the game isn't even complete at the moment.
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Post by: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 04:46:34 PM
I will buy it when there is a PC version.
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Post by: Valmy on April 28, 2020, 04:54:29 PM
I just cannot buy any of them after the blatant false advertising of the first one.
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Post by: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 28, 2020, 04:54:29 PM
I just cannot buy any of them after the blatant false advertising of the first one.

No idea what you are talking about. 

The FF7 remake (which is the official title) playstation version is out.  Screenshots, videos, and music files are available.  No way it is false advertising.  The graphics are definitely up to current standards. 
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Post by: Camerus on April 28, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
I assume it's a joke that it's not a "final" fantasy since there are many more of them in the series.

My dad made the same joke, back when I bought Final Fantasy II (IV) in the early - mid 90s.
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Post by: Habbaku on April 28, 2020, 05:37:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 28, 2020, 04:54:29 PM
I just cannot buy any of them after the blatant false advertising of the first one.

:D
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Post by: DGuller on April 28, 2020, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: Camerus on April 28, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
I assume it's a joke that it's not a "final" fantasy since there are many more of them in the series.

My dad made the same joke, back when I bought Final Fantasy II (IV) in the early - mid 90s.
:pinch:
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Post by: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Camerus on April 28, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
I assume it's a joke that it's not a "final" fantasy since there are many more of them in the series.

My dad made the same joke, back when I bought Final Fantasy II (IV) in the early - mid 90s.

Huh, never thought of it that way  :lol:
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Post by: derspiess on April 28, 2020, 06:25:03 PM
Dad jokes never go out of style.
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Post by: Josephus on April 28, 2020, 07:49:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 28, 2020, 06:25:03 PM
Dad jokes never go out of style.

You've never met my dad.
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Post by: Valmy on April 28, 2020, 08:08:26 PM
Being a dad it was a required joke.

But seriously I actually have never played any of them since the first one. Just coincidentally.
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Post by: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 08:22:01 PM
I think I only ever completed FF7, which is considered a classic.  I bought FF8 but didn't get very far.  I also played FF13 up to around mid-way I think.  Like most Japanese RPGs, these games have excellent characters, graphics, stories, and music, but the game mechanics are repetitive and boring.  There is very limited freedom compared with western RPGs.  They are the opposite of go anywhere, do anything. 
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Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 29, 2020, 02:02:15 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 28, 2020, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Camerus on April 28, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
I assume it's a joke that it's not a "final" fantasy since there are many more of them in the series.

My dad made the same joke, back when I bought Final Fantasy II (IV) in the early - mid 90s.

Huh, never thought of it that way  :lol:

Sir Dinadan the Humorist made the same joke back in the 6th century after being told about FFI by a time traveller.
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Post by: celedhring on April 29, 2020, 03:00:58 AM
Beat 7,8,9,10 back in the 1990s when I had enough time to beat games. It's the only JRPG I've been thoroughly addicted to.

I had a nostalgia bout a few years ago and tried to beat 12, but got bored quickly.
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Post by: Camerus on April 29, 2020, 09:01:26 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 28, 2020, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: Camerus on April 28, 2020, 05:34:14 PM
I assume it's a joke that it's not a "final" fantasy since there are many more of them in the series.

My dad made the same joke, back when I bought Final Fantasy II (IV) in the early - mid 90s.
:pinch:

Heh, I didn't intend as a dis at Valmy. Just a happy memory from yesteryear.  :)
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Post by: Valmy on April 30, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
(https://pics.me.me/mr-simpson-this-is-the-most-blatant-case-of-fraudulent-13930759.png)
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Post by: Monoriu on May 02, 2020, 04:40:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/TvFL2C4.jpg)

Latest official photograph of Kim.  It shows the date as 1 May 2020.

(https://i.imgur.com/rjez58B.jpg)

She appeared in what appears to be a fresh look, with head bands and eye shadow? 
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Post by: DGuller on May 02, 2020, 07:06:41 AM
Sorry to burst everyone's fantasies, but once the clapping analysis is done, the two to Kim's right are so going to be executed.  :(.
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Post by: Josephus on May 02, 2020, 07:15:24 AM
Quote from: DGuller on May 02, 2020, 07:06:41 AM
Sorry to burst everyone's fantasies, but once the clapping analysis is done, the two to Kim's right are so going to be executed.  :(.

Why? Is eating toast a crime? :(
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Post by: garbon on May 02, 2020, 06:18:10 PM
Nice of Trump to note he's still happy he's alive.