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Started by Syt, April 25, 2020, 04:21:13 PM

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Syt

April 25, 2020, 04:21:13 PM
There were rumors about his health. TMZ reports there's talk of him being dead following botched heart surgery:

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
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The Brain

#1
April 25, 2020, 04:23:54 PM
Maybe he drank bleach.
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Maladict

#2
April 25, 2020, 04:35:31 PM
Who is the heir, the sister? She'll wrap Trump around her finger in no time  :lol:

HVC

#3
April 25, 2020, 04:36:41 PM
So if he did die who's the new despot?
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Solmyr

#4
April 25, 2020, 04:38:58 PM
I hope he's not Undead.

Habbaku

#5
April 25, 2020, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 25, 2020, 04:36:41 PM
So if he did die who's the new despot?

Sister, probably.

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saskganesh

#6
April 25, 2020, 05:00:11 PM
Is that Grilled Cheese?
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Eddie Teach

#7
April 25, 2020, 05:00:23 PM
She doesn't look so frightening with toast in her mouth.
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Habbaku

#8
April 25, 2020, 05:00:44 PM
No, looks like a single, large piece of bread to me.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

celedhring

#9
April 25, 2020, 05:04:58 PM
Looks more the part in this one.

Habbaku

#10
April 25, 2020, 05:07:32 PM
Oh, sure, ruin all the fun of an exciting new dictator.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

celedhring

#11
April 25, 2020, 05:18:00 PM
Would she be the only dictatoress at the moment? (We haven't had many of those, actually).

Habbaku

#12
April 25, 2020, 05:25:15 PM
I believe she'd be the only dictatrix, yes. 2020, the Year of the Woman!
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

fromtia

#13
April 25, 2020, 05:31:58 PM
Is she making a run for it with the last piece of toast in the country?
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Razgovory

#14
April 25, 2020, 05:34:25 PM
I like the toast look, she should stick to that.
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