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Poll
Question: Who should lead Denmark?
Option 1: votes: 10
Option 2: votes: 0
Option 3: votes: 0
Option 4: votes: 0
Option 5: votes: 2
Option 6: votes: 9
Option 7: votes: 1
Option 8: votes: 0
Option 9: votes: 0
Option 10: votes: 0
Option 11: votes: 1
Option 12: votes: 9
Option 13: votes: 0
Title: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:15:41 AM
Last election's winner with more than 70% is running again but new strong contenders have appeared from the Christian Democrats and the New Liberals


Bonus question: Spot the Danish Trump
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: celedhring on May 09, 2019, 05:19:04 AM
I presume #1 will win a landslide victory so I'm going to throw a bone at #6, for that great hair.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2019, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:15:41 AM
Bonus question: Spot the Danish Trump

Definitely not #3.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:38:14 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2019, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:15:41 AM
Bonus question: Spot the Danish Trump

Definitely not #3.

Good call, he's is the closest we have to a direct opposite.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: garbon on May 09, 2019, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:15:41 AM
Bonus question: Spot the Danish Trump

I assume the one with the Quran?
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: dps on May 09, 2019, 06:01:34 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2019, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 09, 2019, 05:15:41 AM
Bonus question: Spot the Danish Trump

Definitely not #3.

I'm guessing the heavyset fellow waving the Quran, though he seems a bit young for the part.

I'm assuming he's waving the Quran because he's railing against Muslims, not because he is one himself.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 09, 2019, 06:11:10 AM
Quote from: dps on May 09, 2019, 06:01:34 AM
I'm assuming he's waving the Quran because he's railing against Muslims, not because he is one himself.

It was taken moments before he smeared it in pigs blood and set it on fire.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: celedhring on May 09, 2019, 06:45:06 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 09, 2019, 06:11:10 AM
Quote from: dps on May 09, 2019, 06:01:34 AM
I'm assuming he's waving the Quran because he's railing against Muslims, not because he is one himself.

It was taken moments before he smeared it in pigs blood and set it on fire.

That's beyond Trump level though  :hmm:
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Legbiter on May 09, 2019, 06:49:30 AM
Gonna go for the center-right looking milf just above the koran burner.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 09, 2019, 08:05:48 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on May 09, 2019, 06:49:30 AM
Gonna go for the center-right looking milf just above the koran burner.

She doesn't look that old.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Grey Fox on May 09, 2019, 08:41:45 AM
3.5 hot chicks.

WTF Danmark.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Tamas on May 09, 2019, 09:04:22 AM
This is a tough one.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: The Brain on May 09, 2019, 10:28:28 AM
Very tough. Several great candidates.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Zanza on May 09, 2019, 10:51:04 AM
Wait, Euron Greyjoy is running?
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 09, 2019, 02:21:50 PM
Boring pick for the 20 year old hottie.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Valmy on May 09, 2019, 02:37:37 PM
I just have to respect a man who smokes a pipe in the 21st century.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Barrister on May 09, 2019, 03:36:16 PM
So lets see... guy in a suit that doesn't look crazy.

#5 is almost there, but no tie.  Pass.
#7 - holding a pipe?  Who the hell smokes a pipe in 2019.  Pass.
#8 - double fisting?  Pass.
So that leaves me between #10 and #11.  It's a toss up - I'll go with 11.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 10, 2019, 03:18:20 AM
We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

:unsure:

Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: celedhring on May 10, 2019, 04:33:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 10, 2019, 03:18:20 AM
We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

:unsure:

Tell me she's hot.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 10, 2019, 04:40:48 AM
Quote from: celedhring on May 10, 2019, 04:33:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 10, 2019, 03:18:20 AM
We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

:unsure:

Tell me she's hot.

(https://i.sohn.dk/ft/it.jpg)
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Tamas on May 10, 2019, 04:49:40 AM
I've made up my mind in this political dilemma. I had to go with Gorgeous Hair.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Sophie Scholl on May 10, 2019, 04:55:39 AM
Hottest candidate and the most in line with my politics. :wub:
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 10, 2019, 05:11:52 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 10, 2019, 04:49:40 AM
I've made up my mind in this political dilemma. I had to go with Gorgeous Hair.

Very sensible; me too  :D
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Malthus on May 10, 2019, 08:42:17 AM
Interesting three-way Languish race going.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Tamas on May 10, 2019, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2019, 08:42:17 AM
Interesting three-way Languish race going.  :hmm:

A second round of votes is in order I think.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: celedhring on May 10, 2019, 09:24:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 10, 2019, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 10, 2019, 08:42:17 AM
Interesting three-way Languish race going.  :hmm:

A second round of votes is in order I think.

With more pics to illustrate their, hum, policy platforms.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 10, 2019, 11:10:15 AM
One of their platforms are being expressed in comic form. Guess a candidate.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6GlbrsWkAEJX0R.jpg)

Something about applying TRUST and FREEDOM to the schools.

And here she's shutting up the pipe smoking guy for calling her a babe.

(https://i.sohn.dk/ft/iakrp.jpg)
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 18, 2019, 06:15:19 AM
One of our more annoying politicians made international headlines recently, here's Colbert's take on his choice of ad-platform.

https://youtu.be/JAAJeVdJCo0?t=123
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Josquius on May 22, 2019, 06:03:57 PM
An awfully young crowd really.
I envy Denmark
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 23, 2019, 02:33:32 AM
On reflection, write-in vote for Nikita Klaestrup.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on May 23, 2019, 09:41:33 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 23, 2019, 02:33:32 AM
On reflection, write-in vote for Nikita Klaestrup.

Pretty sure she's out of politics now and have become an 'influencer', not sure who or what she's influencing.
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Tonitrus on May 23, 2019, 12:29:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 23, 2019, 09:41:33 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 23, 2019, 02:33:32 AM
On reflection, write-in vote for Nikita Klaestrup.

Pretty sure she's out of politics now and have become an 'influencer', not sure who or what she's influencing.

I think we can guess what she is influencing in regards to ET here.  :P
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 23, 2019, 01:02:30 PM
She has very impressive... policies.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: Liep on June 05, 2019, 06:25:15 PM
The winner (communist) had a poor election but might gain a bit more influence in parliament. 2nd and 3rd also had poor elections, the christian nutter didn't get any seats and the ultra liberal racist only got 4 and will get no influence in parliament.

All in all moderates won (social liberals and social democrats).
Title: Re: Danish Election 2019
Post by: saskganesh on June 05, 2019, 06:42:33 PM
I think Denmark deserves props for such an intriguing campaign. I also missed voting.