Danish Election 2019

[Valmy]

I just have to respect a man who smokes a pipe in the 21st century.

[Barrister]

So lets see... guy in a suit that doesn't look crazy.

#5 is almost there, but no tie.  Pass.
#7 - holding a pipe?  Who the hell smokes a pipe in 2019.  Pass.
#8 - double fisting?  Pass.
So that leaves me between #10 and #11.  It's a toss up - I'll go with 11.

[Liep]

We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

[celedhring]

We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

Tell me she's hot.

[Liep]

We now have a candidate that believes Clinton is a devil worshiper, that Putin is the best world leader, that the paedophiles in the Catholic Church were homosexuals planted there by Stalin in a fifth column move in the 30s. And she will very likely get a seat in the parliament. Oh, and she supports the party line of deporting all Muslims.

Tell me she's hot.

[Tamas]

I've made up my mind in this political dilemma. I had to go with Gorgeous Hair.

[Sophie Scholl]

Hottest candidate and the most in line with my politics.

[Richard Hakluyt]

I've made up my mind in this political dilemma. I had to go with Gorgeous Hair.

Very sensible; me too 

[Malthus]

Interesting three-way Languish race going. 

[Tamas]

Interesting three-way Languish race going. 

A second round of votes is in order I think.

[celedhring]

Interesting three-way Languish race going. 

A second round of votes is in order I think.

With more pics to illustrate their, hum, policy platforms.

[Liep]

One of their platforms are being expressed in comic form. Guess a candidate.



Something about applying TRUST and FREEDOM to the schools.

And here she's shutting up the pipe smoking guy for calling her a babe.

[Liep]

One of our more annoying politicians made international headlines recently, here's Colbert's take on his choice of ad-platform.

https://youtu.be/JAAJeVdJCo0?t=123

[Josquius]

An awfully young crowd really.
I envy Denmark

[Eddie Teach]

On reflection, write-in vote for Nikita Klaestrup.