The quick-thinking award no sooner went to the Polish chick who convinced her mom than a swimming pool made her pregnant, than it was lost to an unnamed Palestinian girl who was able to successfully blame her "dubious" activities on the Mossad:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3746017,00.html
QuoteShahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.
A number of suspects have been arrested.
The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.
Damn where can I get some of this super Jew sex gum?
I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though. Bad strategy Mossad. Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better. Ethnic cleansing fail.
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Damn where can I get some of this super Jew sex gum?
I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though. Bad strategy Mossad. Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better. Ethnic cleansing fail.
How will Hamas continue to wisely govern, when Gaza is overrun with sex-crazed super-vixens? :(
Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?
Quote from: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?
If pulling Jews out of Gaza and leaving it to the Palestinians is considered ethnically cleansing the Palestinians out of Gaza then, logically, making a people breed excessively should be considered genocide.
QuoteHow will Hamas continue to wisely govern, when Gaza is overrun with sex-crazed super-vixens?
Well let's just say that Hamas will have no problem attracting recruits from around the Arab world to come join their cause...for a weekend at least.
I remember reading about that sex gum 15 years ago, in some Russian newspaper. Back then that gum was aimed at destabilizing Egypt by disgracing its young women. It's quite incompetent of Mossad to be caught again with their panties down.
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!
Do I have to convert to get some?
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Do I have to convert to get some?
Yes, to Islam.
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though. Bad strategy Mossad. Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better. Ethnic cleansing fail.
Gay gum would work even better.
Those Mossad types are crafty arent they.
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 14, 2009, 02:34:01 PM
Those Mossad types are crafty arent they.
Not crafty enough to realize they could make a fortune selling this stuff in the first world, rather than giving it away for free to Gaza girls.
So she did X?
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
So she did X?
I assume she got caught doing stuff her daddy did not like, and blamed - secret Jew sex gum for making her uncontrollably horny.
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
So she did X?
No. X didnt have any gum and so he wasnt able to get it up as quickly as she wanted so she moved on to Y who had in fact recently eaten some of the secret jew sex gum.
It was about that time that her father went looking for his sex gum and finding it was missing began searching for it. No Palestinian male is complete without good jew sex gum after all.
But even if they blame the Mossad, they'll still stone her to death, right?
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!
Do I have to convert to get some?
Yeah Malthus, hook us up with some of that gum!
Quote from: Razgovory on July 14, 2009, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!
Do I have to convert to get some?
Yeah Malthus, hook us up with some of that gum!
Have you ever seen a woman who isn't a first-degree relative of yours?
Inappropriate.
Israel would rule the world if they truly had this gum.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Israel would rule the world if they truly had this gum.
I thought they already did? :huh: :Joos
From their orbiting Death Star of David the Five Jewish Bankers consider their next dastardly plot.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
From their orbiting Death Star of David the Five Jewish Bankers Elders of Zion consider their next dastardly plot.
FYP. Don't ask how I know.
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?
If pulling Jews out of Gaza
That sounds vaguely dirty.
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
When did the last one stop?
Quote from: Razgovory on July 15, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
When did the last one stop?
After the Gaza pullout.
Or was it after Arafat died?
I think it was after Hamas won the elections.
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
No shit.
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
I am not in the mood for your bullshit today.
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
I am not in the mood for your bullshit today.
Not really. I'm just pointing out that the Palestinian Authority is far more beneficial to Western interests than Israel.