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Title: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:19:41 PM
The quick-thinking award no sooner went to the Polish chick who convinced her mom than a swimming pool made her pregnant, than it was lost to an unnamed Palestinian girl who was able to successfully blame her "dubious" activities on the Mossad:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3746017,00.html

QuoteShahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

A number of suspects have been arrested.

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the  aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Damn where can I get some of this super Jew sex gum?

I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though.  Bad strategy Mossad.  Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better.  Ethnic cleansing fail.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Damn where can I get some of this super Jew sex gum?

I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though.  Bad strategy Mossad.  Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better.  Ethnic cleansing fail.

How will Hamas continue to wisely govern, when Gaza is overrun with sex-crazed super-vixens?  :(

Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?

If pulling Jews out of Gaza and leaving it to the Palestinians is considered ethnically cleansing the Palestinians out of Gaza then, logically, making a people breed excessively should be considered genocide.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:58:59 PM
QuoteHow will Hamas continue to wisely govern, when Gaza is overrun with sex-crazed super-vixens?

Well let's just say that Hamas will have no problem attracting recruits from around the Arab world to come join their cause...for a weekend at least.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: DGuller on July 14, 2009, 02:03:26 PM
I remember reading about that sex gum 15 years ago, in some Russian newspaper.  Back then that gum was aimed at destabilizing Egypt by disgracing its young women.  It's quite incompetent of Mossad to be caught again with their panties down.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!

Do I have to convert to get some?
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: DGuller on July 14, 2009, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Do I have to convert to get some?
Yes, to Islam.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 14, 2009, 02:09:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
I question the usefulness of spreading gum to encouraging the Palestinians to breed more though.  Bad strategy Mossad.  Gum to make girls not want to have sex would be better.  Ethnic cleansing fail.

Gay gum would work even better.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2009, 02:34:01 PM
Those Mossad types are crafty arent they.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 02:51:59 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 14, 2009, 02:34:01 PM
Those Mossad types are crafty arent they.

Not crafty enough to realize they could make a fortune selling this stuff in the first world, rather than giving it away for free to Gaza girls.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Grey Fox on July 14, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
So she did X?
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
So she did X?

I assume she got caught doing stuff her daddy did not like, and blamed - secret Jew sex gum for making her uncontrollably horny.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2009, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2009, 02:55:40 PM
So she did X?

No.  X didnt have any gum and so he wasnt able to get it up as quickly as she wanted so she moved on to Y who had in fact recently eaten some of the secret jew sex gum.

It was about that time that her father went looking for his sex gum and finding it was missing began searching for it.  No Palestinian male is complete without good jew sex gum after all. 

Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Tonitrus on July 14, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
But even if they blame the Mossad, they'll still stone her to death, right?
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Razgovory on July 14, 2009, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!

Do I have to convert to get some?

Yeah Malthus, hook us up with some of that gum!
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Neil on July 14, 2009, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 14, 2009, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
Damn it Malthus give me some of your secret Jew sex gum!!!

Do I have to convert to get some?

Yeah Malthus, hook us up with some of that gum!
Have you ever seen a woman who isn't a first-degree relative of yours?

Inappropriate.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Israel would rule the world if they truly had this gum.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Tonitrus on July 14, 2009, 07:00:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Israel would rule the world if they truly had this gum.

I thought they already did?  :huh: :Joos
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
From their orbiting Death Star of David the Five Jewish Bankers consider their next dastardly plot.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: grumbler on July 14, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
From their orbiting Death Star of David the Five Jewish Bankers Elders of Zion consider their next dastardly plot.
FYP.  Don't ask how I know.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Martinus on July 15, 2009, 12:09:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2009, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
Edit: is this, too, an example of "genocide"?

If pulling Jews out of Gaza
That sounds vaguely dirty.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.

Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Razgovory on July 15, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.

When did the last one stop?
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 15, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.



When did the last one stop?

After the Gaza pullout.

Or was it after Arafat died?

I think it was after Hamas won the elections.

Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 15, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
No shit.
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.
Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Siege on July 15, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.

Are you trying to pick a fight with me?

I am not in the mood for your bullshit today.



Title: Re: Mossad caught distributing sex-gum to Palestinian girls
Post by: Neil on July 15, 2009, 08:03:21 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 15, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Don't laugh.
Palestinians actually believe all this crap. They take it very seriously.
This could easily be the begining of the next intifada.
At least the Palestinians don't sell US military tech to China.

Are you trying to pick a fight with me?

I am not in the mood for your bullshit today.
Not really.  I'm just pointing out that the Palestinian Authority is far more beneficial to Western interests than Israel.