The mahdi is the muslim messiah.
Here are some of the signs muslims are watching for:
Signs of the Mahdi
- Before his coming will come the red death and the white death. The red death is the sword and the white death is plague.
- Several figures will appear: the one-eyed Dajjal, the Sufyani and the Yamani. Another figure, the Pure Soul (an-Nafs az-Zakiyya), will be assassinated.
- The sun will rise in the west and a star will appear in the east giving out as much light as the moon.
- The Arabs will throw off the reins and take possession of their land, throwing out the authority of the foreigners.
- A caller will call out from heaven.
- There will be a great conflict in the land of Syria until it is destroyed.
- Death and fear will afflict the people of Baghdad and Iraq. A fire will appear in the sky and a redness will cover them.
- According to Imam Jaffar Sadiq, after the second coming of Imam Mehdi, his face shall appear in the moon.
- Imam Mehdi and Dajjal both shall raise the dead, thereby making it very difficult for Believers to ascertain who is the real Mehdi. Dajjal's raising of the dead shall be a trick, as he will order a Jinn to enter a soulless dead body and move and speak from within that dead body. If someone recites the Quran, especially Ayat-ul-kursi (The Verse of the Throne), that body shall fall dead again.
- Imam Mehdi's will rule in kufa Iraq, and the followers shall organize themselves into an army and the followers of Jesus Christ shall also become an army, and both these armies shall unite to defeat the army of Dajjal (Antichrist) in the last war of human history on Earth.
Does it include: Arab American-wannabes will post pointless threads on teh intrawebs?
LOL what kind of retarded bronze age tribe would be looking for a messiah in this day and age?
Quote from: The Brain on July 12, 2009, 04:26:19 AM
LOL what kind of retarded bronze age tribe would be looking for a messiah in this day and age?
Yeah, especially after He has already arrived:
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Incidentally, I read that in the recently-released tapes with Nixon's private conversations he is asked when he thinks abortions would be necessary and he replies that "for example when there is black and there is white".
Does it make Nixon the Herod to Obama's Jesus? :o
Obamadolf is one of the deceivers of the Apocalypse.
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I really wish Obama was the Antichrist. At least that would mean he'd nuke the Vatican.
Quote from: Martinus on July 12, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
I really wish Obama was the Antichrist. At least that would mean he'd nuke the Vatican.
He would nuke himself?
Quote from: Martinus on July 12, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
I really wish Obama was the Antichrist. At least that would mean he'd nuke the Vatican.
I'd rather he'd not. Too much cultural treasures in there.
He should nukle poland instead, the germans and russians took everything worthwile already.
This is too good.
That Dajjal dude its suppossed to have the arab word "kafir" (atheist) written on his forehead. "K'fir" is a hebrew word that means lion cub, which in judaism is the symbol of the jewish messiah. So basicly the jewish messiah is going to be some sort of "anti-christ" for the muslims. :lol:
(The parenthesis are mine)
Signs of his coming
The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:
[6]
- People will stop offering prayers (atheism?)
- Dishonesty will be the way of life (honesty in islam means no business)
- Falsehood will become a virtue (sure, eye of the beholder)
- People will mortgage their faith for worldly gains (ah, yeah. That.)
- Usury (http://languish.org/wiki/Usury) and bribery will become legitimate (banking, credit cards?)
- Imbeciles would rule over the wise (Dubya?)
- Blood of innocents would be shed (Define innocent)
- Pride will be taken on acts of oppression (like, invading Lebanon, or Iraq?)
- The rulers will be corrupt (When haven't been they?)
- The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
- Adultery will be rampant (current western life-style)
- Women will dress like men, and men will dress like women ( :lol: jeans, shorts, t-shirts?)
- The liars and treacherous will be respected (Obama?)
- There will be acute famine at the time (Oh wait, this haven't pass yet, evah.)
[edit (http://languish.org/w/index.php?title=Dajjal&action=edit§ion=5)] Defeat and death: Some hadith narrations claim that The Mahdi (http://languish.org/wiki/Mahdi) will arrange a Muslim (http://languish.org/wiki/Muslim) army, and will be on the verge of leading the Muslims in morning prayer when Prophet Isa will descend and kill the Dajjal (Abu-Umamah / Ibn Majah).
[7] Shia Islam (http://languish.org/wiki/Shia_Islam) Twelvers (http://languish.org/wiki/Twelver) believe that Dajjal will be killed by Muhammad al-Mahdi
[8][9]Signs of his coming
The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:[6]
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on July 12, 2009, 04:41:35 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 12, 2009, 04:32:14 AM
I really wish Obama was the Antichrist. At least that would mean he'd nuke the Vatican.
I'd rather he'd not. Too much cultural treasures in there.
Why do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Let the nuking begin.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:07:56 AMWhy do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Try paying the admission fee next time.
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:07:56 AMWhy do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Try paying the admission fee next time.
I would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.
They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:26:15 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:07:56 AMWhy do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Try paying the admission fee next time.
I would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.
They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
I thought that was stolen by the Vandals or the Goths when they sacked Rome?
This is what wiki has to say:
QuoteThe menorah probably remained in the Temple of Peace in Rome until the city was sacked. The first sacking was by the Visigoths under Alaric I in 410 CE.
Most likely, the menorah was looted by the Vandals in sacking of Rome in 455 CE, and taken to their capital, Carthage.[3] The Byzantine army under General Belisarius might have removed it in 533 and brought it to Constantinople. According to Procopius, it was carried through the streets of Constantinople during Belisarius' triumphal procession. Procopius adds that the object was later sent back to Jerusalem where there is no record of it, although it could have been destroyed when Jerusalem was pillaged by the Persians in 614.
Quote from: Syt on July 12, 2009, 05:32:26 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:26:15 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:07:56 AMWhy do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Try paying the admission fee next time.
I would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.
They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
I thought that was stolen by the Vandals or the Goths when they sacked Rome?
That's the cover story.
Quote from: Syt on July 12, 2009, 05:33:20 AM
This is what wiki has to say:
QuoteThe menorah probably remained in the Temple of Peace in Rome until the city was sacked. The first sacking was by the Visigoths under Alaric I in 410 CE.
Most likely, the menorah was looted by the Vandals in sacking of Rome in 455 CE, and taken to their capital, Carthage.[3] The Byzantine army under General Belisarius might have removed it in 533 and brought it to Constantinople. According to Procopius, it was carried through the streets of Constantinople during Belisarius' triumphal procession. Procopius adds that the object was later sent back to Jerusalem where there is no record of it, although it could have been destroyed when Jerusalem was pillaged by the Persians in 614.
Bullshit.
Don't believe the internet.
Hey, Zanza, don't erase your posts.
Don't be afraid of calling me stupid.
Everybody else does, and I am POWERLESS to stop them.
I try not to insult people on the internet, so I deleted it. But your comments in this thread and especially the one of the murder of the Egypt woman are really stupid.
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 05:44:39 AM
I try not to insult people on the internet, so I deleted it. But your comments in this thread and especially the one of the murder of the Egypt woman are really stupid.
Well, she was wearing a burkah, so that means that she is not a nice germanized ethnic arab woman that believe in democaracy and freedom, but a practicing muslim, therefore a terrorist, that shamelessly milks the western system.
Learn to diferentiate between ethnicity and religion. They are not the same thing.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:53:32 AMWell, she was wearing a burkah, so that means that she is not a nice germanized ethnic arab woman that believe in democaracy and freedom, but a practicing muslim, therefore a terrorist, that shamelessly milks the western system.
You don't understand it. The rule of law is for every human. She was certainly not terrorist - rather she was just a victim in both the originial case and now the murder.
She only wore a headscarf, not a burqa by the way.
QuoteLearn to diferentiate between ethnicity and religion. They are not the same thing.
Learn the values of Western socities. They are not the same as yours.
Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew? :(
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:33:26 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 12, 2009, 05:32:26 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:26:15 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:07:56 AMWhy do we care about treasures we have no access to?
Try paying the admission fee next time.
I would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.
They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
I thought that was stolen by the Vandals or the Goths when they sacked Rome?
That's the cover story.
:tinfoil:
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
This is too good.
That Dajjal dude its suppossed to have the arab word "kafir" (atheist) written on his forehead. "K'fir" is a hebrew word that means lion cub, which in judaism is the symbol of the jewish messiah. So basicly the jewish messiah is going to be some sort of "anti-christ" for the muslims. :lol:
[South African Neil] You're all kaffirs anyway. [/Neil]
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2009, 06:02:34 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:53:32 AMWell, she was wearing a burkah, so that means that she is not a nice germanized ethnic arab woman that believe in democaracy and freedom, but a practicing muslim, therefore a terrorist, that shamelessly milks the western system.
You don't understand it. The rule of law is for every human. She was certainly not terrorist - rather she was just a victim in both the originial case and now the murder.
She only wore a headscarf, not a burqa by the way.
QuoteLearn to diferentiate between ethnicity and religion. They are not the same thing.
Learn the values of Western socities. They are not the same as yours.
Oh,
only a headscarf?
Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?
It is an statement, undestood as an statement of anti-western values by other muslims.
This woman, was not just a terrorist sympathizer, but a terrorist factory.
Never understimate the value of a woman in muslim culture.
They decide what their children are going to be, for good or for bad.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 12, 2009, 06:08:45 AM
[South African Neil] You're all kaffirs anyway. [/Neil]
:yes:
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One of the first action movies to have an openly gay, protagonist character, too,
My Grandma wore a headscarf sometimes.
Quote from: The Brain on July 12, 2009, 06:04:01 AM
Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew? :(
Because your average german is a patronizer mothefucker, that see Israel as making "the same mistakes" they did.
Some times I WISH they were right.
We would be doing the world a favor.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:26:15 AMI would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
Ariel: "You ever heard of the Masada? For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. The Romans? Where are they now?"
Tony Soprano: "You're looking at them, asshole."
Quote from: Razgovory on July 12, 2009, 06:14:36 AM
My Grandma wore a headscarf sometimes.
Mine too.
I'm pretty sure neither of them were muslim, though.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 12, 2009, 06:16:52 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:26:15 AMI would never put my feet in that drenched place, let alone give them my money.They have the menorah that the romans stole from Jerusalem, and they have not returned it, despite the million times all kinds of jewish organizations, and even the State of Israel, have asked for it.
Ariel: "You ever heard of the Masada? For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. The Romans? Where are they now?"
Tony Soprano: "You're looking at them, asshole."
15000? I'm pretty sure the X Legio was the only one at the siege.
I know my fucking history.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:15:18 AMBecause your average german is a patronizer mothefucker, that see Israel as making "the same mistakes" they did.
Some times I WISH they were right.
We would be doing the world a favor.
I can't speak for the average German, but I don't think Israel is doing "the same mistakes", but rather it has every right to defend itself. The West Bank settlements are stupid though.
However your opinions are a different matter. When you change a couple of words, you could also be a communist revolutionary killing people in the name of progress or a nazi killing people in the name of racial purity or an Islamist on jihad. You are restrained by the civil society in which you live, but if you lived in less civilized times I fear that you would be a barbarian killing his perceived enemies left and right.
Sounds like he's going to visit another planet. Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)
Quote from: Tyr on July 12, 2009, 10:55:38 AM
Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)
:o :o :o No wai!!
Quote from: The Brain on July 12, 2009, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 12, 2009, 10:55:38 AM
Is this; inspiration for Dune? (really does seem it)
:o :o :o No wai!!
Whey I dunno. I'm not a big Dune fan, have never read up on its developmental history.
So it actually is?
If so then...hmm...Dune really does seem a somewhat accurate representation of this prophesy coming through. Its the only way it could.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
This is too good.
That Dajjal dude its suppossed to have the arab word "kafir" (atheist) written on his forehead. "K'fir" is a hebrew word that means lion cub, which in judaism is the symbol of the jewish messiah. So basicly the jewish messiah is going to be some sort of "anti-christ" for the muslims. :lol:
(The parenthesis are mine)
Signs of his coming
The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:[6]
- People will stop offering prayers (atheism?)
- Dishonesty will be the way of life (honesty in islam means no business)
- Falsehood will become a virtue (sure, eye of the beholder)
- People will mortgage their faith for worldly gains (ah, yeah. That.)
- Usury (http://languish.org/wiki/Usury) and bribery will become legitimate (banking, credit cards?)
- Imbeciles would rule over the wise (Dubya?)
- Blood of innocents would be shed (Define innocent)
- Pride will be taken on acts of oppression (like, invading Lebanon, or Iraq?)
- The rulers will be corrupt (When haven't been they?)
- The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
- Adultery will be rampant (current western life-style)
- Women will dress like men, and men will dress like women ( :lol: jeans, shorts, t-shirts?)
- The liars and treacherous will be respected (Obama?)
- There will be acute famine at the time (Oh wait, this haven't pass yet, evah.)
[edit (http://languish.org/w/index.php?title=Dajjal&action=edit§ion=5)] Defeat and death: Some hadith narrations claim that The Mahdi (http://languish.org/wiki/Mahdi) will arrange a Muslim (http://languish.org/wiki/Muslim) army, and will be on the verge of leading the Muslims in morning prayer when Prophet Isa will descend and kill the Dajjal (Abu-Umamah / Ibn Majah).[7] Shia Islam (http://languish.org/wiki/Shia_Islam) Twelvers (http://languish.org/wiki/Twelver) believe that Dajjal will be killed by Muhammad al-Mahdi[8][9]Signs of his coming
The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the forthcoming of Dajjal:[6]
All religions and mythologies have similar signs of the "apocalypse". It's the metaphysical equivalent of "kids these days" rants.
Are you posting this for any particular reason? Because this doesn't seem like a unique trait of muslims - Christians and Jews are similarly retarded.
Quote from: The Brain on July 12, 2009, 06:04:01 AM
Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew? :(
We need more Poles. :P
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:26:58 AMI know my fucking history.
Not a big feat, considering you are barren, and thus it's pretty uneventful, most likely.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:11:32 AM
Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?
I don't think you do. You have no conception of a free western society.
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:11:32 AM
Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?
I don't think you do. You have no conception of a free western society.
Better than you do.
I am free to live my life as I see fit, as long as my freedoms don't affect my fellow citizens.
This is a concept worth fighting for.
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:01:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.
Quote from: Martinus on July 12, 2009, 12:41:27 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:26:58 AMI know my fucking history.
Not a big feat, considering you are barren, and thus it's pretty uneventful, most likely.
A day in my life is more eventful than a year in yours.
Well, it depends of the day. Yesterday was very uneventfull.
Quote from: Martinus on July 12, 2009, 12:39:38 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 12, 2009, 06:04:01 AM
Why do things always get weird between a German and a Jew? :(
We need more Poles. :P
You can stroke my pole if you wish.
I am waiting to see signs of the Acropolis some day.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:01:55 PM
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.
:huh:
Why would someone need to have 'faith' in the theory of evolution? Do you know anything at all about science?
Quote from: Cerr on July 12, 2009, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:01:55 PM
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.
:huh:
Why would someone need to have 'faith' in the theory of evolution? Do you know anything at all about science?
Most people have faith in sciences since they don't understand them.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:01:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.
A. No it doesn't the theory is changing all the time as new evidence is discovered. It, in fact, requires you do not have faith in it. If it did we would all be out preaching the gospel of Darwin instead of having moved considerably beyond his original speculative ideas. But how gullible would one have to be to place blind faith in something written centuries ago? Oh wait.
B. What does hypocrisy have to do with having faith in something?
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:01:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
The scholars will be hypocrites (Theory of evolution??!!)
The theory of evolution has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
It does, in the sense that you need to have faith in it.
No more than you need to have faith that your cell phone will work.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2009, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 06:11:32 AM
Do you even understand what it means for a woman to wear a hijab in a FREE western society?
I don't think you do. You have no conception of a free western society.
Better than you do.
I am free to live my life as I see fit, as long as my freedoms don't affect my fellow citizens.
This is a concept worth fighting for.
And that's what you don't get. That's the ideal of a time long dead, and only mourned by libertarians and gun nuts.
Quote from: Siege on July 12, 2009, 04:55:53 PMBetter than you do.
I am free to live my life as I see fit, as long as my freedoms don't affect my fellow citizens.
This is a concept worth fighting for.
So how does her wearing a hijab affect your or anybody else's freedom?
Seigy does what his wife, C.O and god tell him. freedom is great.