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Title: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 01:10:54 PM
Lately, I've been taking the opportunity summer affords to wander through some of Toronto's many graveyards - and, with my phone, I've taken a few pictures of some of the odder things I've seen. I'll post them here from time to time, because why not?

This one is from the graveyard nearest my house - it has only the one word on it (both front and back). Nothing else - no dates, no names, nothing. Odd family name? Just making some sort of Statement? I have no idea.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgHF9maE.jpg&hash=f3f6b1eec74fea288eba5d05b660cb18a7c17f94) (http://imgur.com/gHF9maE)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 10, 2017, 01:24:17 PM
Strange aeons?
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 01:24:29 PM
This is from London, actually. A truly odd mixture of styles, in picturesque decay.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQ2mmqSd.jpg&hash=e8ff1f49b98901bc1d0cfab09a9583aa185a444a) (http://imgur.com/Q2mmqSd)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 01:25:00 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 10, 2017, 01:24:17 PM
Strange aeons?

:lol:

Exactly.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 01:26:17 PM
I guess you have to do something with that burial plot you reserved after you discover the secret to eternal life.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 10, 2017, 01:31:48 PM
The death one is pretty cool. I take strange comfort from it. :)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 01:26:17 PM
I guess you have to do something with that burial plot you reserved after you discover the secret to eternal life.

That would explain the victory symbolism in the frame ...  :hmm:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 01:39:45 PM
Another oddity - this sculpture is of what appears to be a weeping naked devil, doing a facepalm, crouching on a tall pillar in Mt. Pleasant Cemetery in Toronto. No names or dates on it, though there is a place framed already for an inscription - none has been added.

Again, what this is supposed to be about I have no clue.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgVxOB04.jpg&hash=ec918c455516035df9e05d98c4df52c4dd74566a) (http://imgur.com/gVxOB04)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
That was a fake grave to fool the devil.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
baby grave devil playing peek-a-boo.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 02:21:13 PM
One that actually caused me to mourn: my wife and I made a pilgrimage to see the grave of the priest who performed our marriage ceremony (and whom I had known a bit). Turns out it is - incredibly elaborate:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1k9Af0p.jpg&hash=07276166e86c05ec89b89f3cc3447db71aced079) (http://imgur.com/1k9Af0p)

Lots of funny stories about this guy.

I first met him in my wife-to-be's bedroom.

I've undoubtedly told this story before, but in brief: I was sitting with her in her room minding my own business. Her parents were out.

Suddenly, the door to her room pops open and this elderly, bearded man jumps in, wearing an elaborate robe. He sees me and swings what looks like a miniature silver mace directly at my head. It doesn't hit me, but put of holes in the mace comes squirting a stream of water, which hits me right in the face. Smiling in satisfaction, but without saying a word, the guy departs the way he had come, closing the door behind him.

I was pretty surprised. And wet.

What this was, apparently, was a ceremony they do every year to bless the house with holy water - seeing me in her bedroom, naturally he couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 02:29:35 PM
so he wasn't trying to exorcise you of Jewish demons?

Growing up my family was friends with a priest. A well known when in the Portuguese community. He was well loved, and funny, and I have fond memories of  him (he baptized me with water he brought back from the river Jordon, probably wasted on a now atheist me :lol: ). He also had several mistresses that people knew of, or at least suspected, but no one really cared. Ah, the catholic church.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 02:46:46 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2017, 02:29:35 PM
so he wasn't trying to exorcise you of Jewish demons?

Growing up my family was friends with a priest. A well known when in the Portuguese community. He was well loved, and funny, and I have fond memories of  him (he baptized me with water he brought back from the river Jordon, probably wasted on a now atheist me :lol: ). He also had several mistresses that people knew of, or at least suspected, but no one really cared. Ah, the catholic church.

Nope, I think he just though it was funny. 'Look, She's in there with a boyfriend - I'll cool him off' sort of thing.  :lol:

It certainly counts as one of the more surprising moments of my life. Apparently this guy had a strict schedule of when he would show up to scatter water about.  Her parents had plans to go away that day, so they just told him where the key to the side door was and he let himself in. There I was, in a locked house, when this fellow comes in through the door of my GF's bedroom like a jack-in-the-box just as we were getting in the mood.  :lol: We had not heard him letting himself in.

Not being Catholic, I had never heard of this blessing ritual and the sudden appearance of a bearded priest in full regalia was startling to say the least; hitting me in the face with a water thingie was just a further oddity. The sudden appearance of aliens wouldn't have been any weirder.

Edit: the miniature mace thing that squirts water is called an "aspergillum". 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillum
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 02:52:36 PM
Speaking of my in-laws and their religion, I drew a Christian icon for my mother-in-law for her 79th birthday present. She liked it!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqXDlQe4.jpg&hash=60446a790787c4ffe6043281e62fa9210bd18f5b) (http://imgur.com/qXDlQe4)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 02:59:07 PM
Making graven images Malthus? Tsk tsk.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 10, 2017, 03:03:43 PM
Iconotastic!
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 03:07:39 PM
Next thing you know Malthus will not be honoring his father and mother.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 03:30:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 02:59:07 PM
Making graven images Malthus? Tsk tsk.

Hey, I'm not worshipping this thing. I gave it to someone else to worship.  :D
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 03:34:07 PM
Damn. Never attempt to cite laws to lawyers  :blush:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2017, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2017, 03:34:07 PM
Damn. Never attempt to cite laws to lawyers  :blush:

He's tempting others to worship though, that's gotta be pretty bad too.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Tonitrus on July 10, 2017, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2017, 02:21:13 PM
I've undoubtedly told this story before, but in brief: I was sitting with her in her room minding my own business. Her parents were out.

Then you were doing it wrong.  ;)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Archy on July 11, 2017, 05:30:47 AM
An Icon made by a Jew. There's something not right about that. :ph34r:
But to be honest I suspect that most new icons in Russia now are coming from some factory in China.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 11, 2017, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: Archy on July 11, 2017, 05:30:47 AM
An Icon made by a Jew. There's something not right about that. :ph34r:
But to be honest I suspect that most new icons in Russia now are coming from some factory in China.

An Atheist* Jew. The worst kind of Jew.  :P

*Well, something of a pantheist. Footnote added to annoy Berkut.  :D
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 11, 2017, 10:56:21 AM
Speaking of religious art, here's a medieval-early Renaissance prayer bead:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F76PPifc.jpg&hash=25b48ef37e5e703bf331d2767e43120aba4995e7) (http://imgur.com/76PPifc)

Amazingly lifelike skull - this is very small, the size of a dollar coin. It opens up and there's a whole scene carved on the inside!

Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 11, 2017, 10:57:28 AM
Is it from a midget?
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Barrister on July 11, 2017, 11:35:01 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 11, 2017, 10:57:28 AM
Is it from a midget?

WHo would carve a medeival scene on the inside of a midget. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on July 11, 2017, 01:27:39 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 11, 2017, 11:35:01 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 11, 2017, 10:57:28 AM
Is it from a midget?

WHo would carve a medeival scene on the inside of a midget. :rolleyes:

another but very handy midget
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 12, 2017, 09:32:14 AM
This one is cute - there is a herd of deer that visit the nearby cemetery. It is odd to think that there is a herd of wild deer living two blocks from my house, when I live in the middle of a big city - but here they are.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGZb6uBp.jpg&hash=a172689ecdf575cdbe65a178586e287462117050) (http://imgur.com/GZb6uBp)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on July 12, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
Yeah Deer live all throughout my city as well. I have noticed as the decades have gone by they have gotten very good at avoiding cars. Natural Selection at work?
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 12, 2017, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 12, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
Yeah Deer live all throughout my city as well. I have noticed as the decades have gone by they have gotten very good at avoiding cars. Natural Selection at work?

The cemetery also has, apparently, packs of wild coyotes that prey on the deer - or at least, there are signs warning you that they will prey on your little dogs if you let them run around off the leash.

A couple of months ago, a bear was found wandering through backyards (the other side of the city).

Pretty soon, we'll see them commuting on the subway. No doubt looking as miserable as everyone else.  :lol:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 12, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
I forgot to add this pic of the "blank" inscription plate on the crying devil monument.

Why make a monument with no inscription? Weird.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8hdKwkT.jpg&hash=15c1a532389561fa753d859ae27762fc91042841) (http://imgur.com/8hdKwkT)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 12, 2017, 01:27:07 PM
Inscriptions aren't exactly free.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: viper37 on July 13, 2017, 10:00:49 AM
compared to the monument itself?   :hmm:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Razgovory on July 13, 2017, 10:23:55 AM
Maybe the monument was built before the person died.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 13, 2017, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 13, 2017, 10:23:55 AM
Maybe the monument was built before the person died.

I'm not certain it was intended as an actual individual grave marker. For one, it was built right next to the road into the cemetery. My impression is it was one of those markers you occasionally see that mark some group, society, fraternity or issue. The graveyard is full of those (often for obscure - to me at least - societies).

Example: The Canadian Order of the Woodmen of the World memorial. 

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIdOzboV.jpg&hash=59dc3db7609345dcbafdef547e57ed7482e0510c) (http://imgur.com/IdOzboV)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 13, 2017, 03:44:35 PM
Don't you just hate it when people bother you when you are trying to read a good book?  ;)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FYfcx36U.jpg&hash=3ad778a6f63f5474496859db1b9aca668067b651) (http://imgur.com/Yfcx36U)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 13, 2017, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.

Yes, but have you ever immortalized this scene in stone?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: garbon on July 13, 2017, 04:22:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 13, 2017, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.

Yes, but have you ever immortalized this scene in stone?  :hmm:

All lived history matters.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 14, 2017, 02:09:27 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 13, 2017, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.

Yes, but have you ever immortalized this scene in stone?  :hmm:

No. :(
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2017, 02:56:58 AM
I don't have my Vienna Central Cemetery photos anymore (really need to go again some time), but here's a few examples.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sagen.at%2Ffotos%2Fdata%2F551%2Ffriedhof31.jpg&hash=4664b474a461816a99a04f1de22fb99edfed3b79)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euxus.de%2Fwien%2Fa800%2F56080009-zentralfriedhof-wien-mercedes.jpg&hash=5f9397a61dcbc0d7f4c56d6e04ced1dbbad22257)

"Uniting" herself with death:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websteiner.com%2Fprojekte%2Fzentralfriedhof%2Fzentralfriedhof_028.jpg&hash=cb7007d928a1b45054bc7894664e23a80bfc8a39)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viennatouristguide.at%2FFriedhoefe%2FZentralfriedhof%2FGraeber%2FB_graeber%2FHrdlicka%2FB_hrdlicka%2Fhrdl_bronze_seiteli_kl.jpg&hash=fc4f22ff1bcf9008ae7747c35cc1ac725ee85664)

(https://thegap.at/wp-content/uploads/converted/galerien/website/2015/08_August/zentralfriedhof/19_Walter_Malli-683x1024.jpg)

(https://cdn-az.allevents.in/banners/df54dbb1b9970159612ef702e9c7820a)

But there's also the really sad ones.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zechmeisterstein.at%2Fdoc%2F2721869%2Fs%2F392%2F479%2FGrabKindergrab.JPG&hash=d4dbdc3786c96dcfa5a2da6d66bec7fb778db00d)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2017, 08:12:44 AM
Wow! Those are some awesome pics!  :cool:

I would love to see the cemeteries of Vienna. By all accounts, they are amazing.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2017, 08:28:42 AM
Vienna Central Cemetery is by far the largest, with more "residents" than live in the city. Lots of 19th century sculptures, too.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.prater.at%2FBilder%2FRedaktion%2F2014%2FL1010161.JPG&hash=190432002a99a6ca974f8871e134d36521bc55d4)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marschler.at%2Fgrabmale-skulpturen%2Fzentralfriedhof-herbeck.jpg&hash=b9ba62c30ad178dab02feb47ba4c4b6732b40c3c)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euxus.de%2Fwien%2Fa800%2F56040023-franz-freiherr-von-john-grab.jpg&hash=9ce257ae0e58ee96e12222a9c6e77652e82a0249)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euxus.de%2Fwien%2Fa800%2F56040013-franz-schubert-grab.jpg&hash=85c92741905eb0b69db725a23b0cb4c8ac21e512)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euxus.de%2Fwien%2Fa800%2F56040175-josef-strauss-grab.jpg&hash=d8825b5e1d1915f895d72af8f3b7d60bd3da19f9)

It's multi-confessional and has Jewish, Orthodox, Buddhist, Muslim, and other sections.

http://www.viennatouristguide.at/Friedhoefe/Zentralfriedhof/Plan/B_Rest/gruenX.jpg

It's home to wildlife, and it's a wonderful park.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2017, 08:30:10 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Central_Cemetery

QuoteThe Vienna Central Cemetery (German: Wiener Zentralfriedhof) is one of the largest cemeteries in the world by number of interred, and is the most famous cemetery among Vienna's nearly 50 cemeteries.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2017, 08:58:29 AM
Well, I'm sold.

I've always wanted to go to Vienna, and this is the icing on the cake!  :)

Seriously, I may do a vacation there in the next year or so. The central cemetery will definitely be on the itinerary. There is so much to see in Vienna, I imagine, that the only problem will be getting enough time ...
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2017, 09:05:53 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.

Do they look like George Washington?
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on July 14, 2017, 09:08:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2017, 09:05:53 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 13, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
When I sit and read history books crippled chicks always come up to me and beg me to let them blow me.

Do they look like George Washington?

Rarely.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2017, 09:33:43 AM
Could be worse, then.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 19, 2017, 03:05:32 PM
Some London cemetery pics from last Christmas:

My best friend, in her favorite cemetery (Kensal Green):

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F600sa2q.jpg&hash=53ac61477f5d9ef1288ef47418bf90e779c3ac23) (http://imgur.com/600sa2q)

My son, same place:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fj7sLF1k.jpg&hash=540ffbcce41d89c0c6f3207341fc82f6985eced1) (http://imgur.com/j7sLF1k)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on July 19, 2017, 03:11:00 PM
that last picture made me feel old.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Jacob on July 19, 2017, 05:23:49 PM
Carl is getting to be big.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 20, 2017, 07:29:41 AM
Yup, he's a big boy now - nearly a teen! Two more years.  :cry:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: derspiess on July 20, 2017, 11:07:44 AM
Dang.  We're old :mellow:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on May 02, 2018, 01:04:14 PM
Might as well add to this old thread a couple more:

I love how this fellow is described as "truest friend and noblest foe":

(https://i.imgur.com/xckX6Xj.jpg)

Well, I should hope he is:

(https://i.imgur.com/VMR5BMR.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on May 02, 2018, 03:43:53 PM
La Recoleta cemetery in Buenos Aires is awesome. Recommended. I posted a few pics som time ago in TBR.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: KRonn on May 02, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 20, 2017, 07:29:41 AM
Yup, he's a big boy now - nearly a teen! Two more years.  :cry:

Wow, I feel old. Time flies....
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on June 25, 2018, 09:50:18 AM
From Niagara On The Lake, an extremely old (well, by North American standards) gravestone:

(https://i.imgur.com/apWDew9.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on June 26, 2018, 08:14:42 AM
One more - I kinda like this little fellow, hopping on an old gravestone covered with lichen.

(https://i.imgur.com/E1NVUO4.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on June 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Lovely! :)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on June 27, 2018, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Lovely! :)

Thanks!

It is funny to think that here, these pass as really, really old ... in Europe, they'd probably be thought pretty modern.  :D
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2018, 09:32:59 AM
I don't know. Europe tends to dig up their cemeteries every so often. Unless you were rich and important your grave is probably long gone.

Or maybe it is just France who does that.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on June 28, 2018, 07:36:25 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2018, 09:32:59 AM
I don't know. Europe tends to dig up their cemeteries every so often. Unless you were rich and important your grave is probably long gone.

Or maybe it is just France who does that.

I suppose it depends on where - in Winchester, there were some truly ancient graves to see in the graveyard. Also, in the Cathedrals, lots of ancient monuments.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: alfred russel on June 28, 2018, 07:50:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2018, 07:36:25 AM
Also, in the Cathedrals, lots of ancient monuments.

When I was young and naïve, I thought that Notre Dame in Paris was the best cathedral because it wasn't cluttered up with lots of old monuments and memorials etc like a lot of other cathedrals in europe. Then I found out it used to be, but the French Revolution cleaned them out.

The French Revolution: spring cleaning for Catholic churches. :)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on June 28, 2018, 09:07:11 AM
Yeah it could be just France. They have these bone pits or ossuaries where they will dump the old bones after awhile once people stop visiting the grave. The Paris catacombs has rooms and rooms of ancient human remains that once filled the cemeteries of Paris. I just figured that made a ton of sense in a country as densely populated and old as France and figured it must be common in Europe but maybe not.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on June 28, 2018, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 28, 2018, 07:50:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 28, 2018, 07:36:25 AM
Also, in the Cathedrals, lots of ancient monuments.

When I was young and naïve, I thought that Notre Dame in Paris was the best cathedral because it wasn't cluttered up with lots of old monuments and memorials etc like a lot of other cathedrals in europe. Then I found out it used to be, but the French Revolution cleaned them out.

The French Revolution: spring cleaning for Catholic churches. :)

And whatever the Revolution did not clean out the Communards burned :menace:
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Brain on June 28, 2018, 09:27:37 AM
A standard grave in Sweden typically gets recycled after a few decades if there's no one who keeps paying for it. Many graveyards are 500-900 years old, you're not gonna get a virgin spot (sometimes they get extended sure, you could get lucky). Now just because a grave gets reused doesn't mean you toss the stone, you can often find old stones collected in a corner of the graveyard. Graves that are somehow significant tend to be kept undisturbed but I don't know the exact typical mechanism for this.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on July 16, 2018, 07:56:33 AM
Not really a *morbid* monument, but interesting nonetheless -- this series of balanced rocks someone put in the Humber river, in Etienne Brule park, near my house in Toronto (took while out walking with the family).

(https://i.imgur.com/svkTN5f.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 08:14:05 AM
Out for an evening stroll in the local cemetery, we saw a lot of wildlife: several rabbits, a coyote slinking across the path, and a flock of deer. Only the last stayed put long enough to take a few pictures, though at extreme zoom at twilight they are a bit grainy:

(https://i.imgur.com/8T2MAAv.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/asIQbgI.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Syt on October 01, 2018, 08:17:42 AM
Nice. :) You can observe wildlife on the Vienna main cemetery (Zentralfriedhof), too. It's basically a huge park area.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Maladict on October 01, 2018, 08:34:50 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 28, 2018, 09:07:11 AM
Yeah it could be just France. They have these bone pits or ossuaries where they will dump the old bones after awhile once people stop visiting the grave. The Paris catacombs has rooms and rooms of ancient human remains that once filled the cemeteries of Paris. I just figured that made a ton of sense in a country as densely populated and old as France and figured it must be common in Europe but maybe not.

Here it's typically the more recent ones that get cleaned out. Cemetery plots aren't sold anymore, but rented out.
When the lease (typically 20 years) lapses and the family doesn't respond, the grave is removed and the contents placed in a pit.
Old, monumental tombs are typically left alone.

One town council recently floated the idea of covering an existing, but full, cemetery with 10 feet of earth and starting a new one on top.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 01, 2018, 08:17:42 AM
Nice. :) You can observe wildlife on the Vienna main cemetery (Zentralfriedhof), too. It's basically a huge park area.

Apparently, in Ontario, wolves are hybridizing with the local coyote population, leading them to get much larger ... and they have made their way to Toronto. So we can look forward to packs of Coywolves haunting our cemeteries, making a visit potentially more lively.  :D

https://www.cbc.ca/natureofthings/episodes/meet-the-coywolf

The one I saw, alas, looked like a standard coyote.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on October 01, 2018, 09:20:48 AM
a coywolf makes me thing of the wolf from little red riding hood :D
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 11:52:06 AM
Now, the last sentence on this headstone is subject to ... several possible meanings.  :lol:

(https://i.imgur.com/UHNyXHi.jpg)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: The Minsky Moment on October 01, 2018, 12:19:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 08:14:05 AM
Out for an evening stroll in the local cemetery, we saw a lot of wildlife: several rabbits, a coyote slinking across the path, and a flock of deer.:

I get deer and rabbits in the yard all the time.  I'm sure they are all over the local cemeteries.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on October 01, 2018, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 11:52:06 AM
Now, the last sentence on this headstone is subject to ... several possible meanings.  :lol:

This Saturday Night Live fake ad from the 1980s answers that question succinctly:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/where-youre-going/n9370
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 01:13:10 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on October 01, 2018, 12:19:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 08:14:05 AM
Out for an evening stroll in the local cemetery, we saw a lot of wildlife: several rabbits, a coyote slinking across the path, and a flock of deer.:

I get deer and rabbits in the yard all the time.  I'm sure they are all over the local cemeteries.

Yeah, deer and rabbits are common, though a bit startling to see deer right in the city. Coyotes less so, or at least, less often seen. It was surprising to see so much wildlife in such a short space.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: ulmont on October 02, 2018, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 01, 2018, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 01, 2018, 11:52:06 AM
Now, the last sentence on this headstone is subject to ... several possible meanings.  :lol:

This Saturday Night Live fake ad from the 1980s answers that question succinctly:

As does the classic Drivin' N' Cryin' song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDH76zY2IE
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on March 17, 2020, 05:46:38 PM
On virus lockdown, decided to get exercise walking in the local cemetery ... had an interesting experience: we met an elderly man *looking for his own grave*.

What happened was this: we were hailed by this haggard looking old man who wanted to know if we could tell him where "row 320" was (we could not). He went on to explain that decades ago his grandfather had purchased cemetery plots for everyone on his family. He was the last of them alive, and what with the virus pandemic being deadly to the elderly and all, he wanted to see where his plot was going to be!
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: HVC on March 17, 2020, 05:54:12 PM
Guess he never visited his families graves to pay respects. That's how you get ghosts :P
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Syt on March 18, 2020, 03:45:42 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 17, 2020, 05:46:38 PM
On virus lockdown, decided to get exercise walking in the local cemetery ... had an interesting experience: we met an elderly man *looking for his own grave*.

What happened was this: we were hailed by this haggard looking old man who wanted to know if we could tell him where "row 320" was (we could not). He went on to explain that decades ago his grandfather had purchased cemetery plots for everyone on his family. He was the last of them alive, and what with the virus pandemic being deadly to the elderly and all, he wanted to see where his plot was going to be!

Appropriate music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TvcAMENJE

Not sure if this is the place, but it's the only Toronto cemetery that I know has a song dedicated to it. ;)
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on March 28, 2020, 03:44:48 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 18, 2020, 03:45:42 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 17, 2020, 05:46:38 PM
On virus lockdown, decided to get exercise walking in the local cemetery ... had an interesting experience: we met an elderly man *looking for his own grave*.

What happened was this: we were hailed by this haggard looking old man who wanted to know if we could tell him where "row 320" was (we could not). He went on to explain that decades ago his grandfather had purchased cemetery plots for everyone on his family. He was the last of them alive, and what with the virus pandemic being deadly to the elderly and all, he wanted to see where his plot was going to be!

Appropriate music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TvcAMENJE

Not sure if this is the place, but it's the only Toronto cemetery that I know has a song dedicated to it. ;)

I love Mount Pleasant - great cemetery to wander in!
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on March 28, 2020, 03:50:02 PM
I was walking in Park Lawn near my house (cemetery walks are a great hobby to have right now - get outdoor exercise, without many living people!) and I came across this grave I'd not noticed before:

https://imgur.com/a/97Z4ji2

"Wally" Floody, one of the engineers of the Great Escape.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Valmy on March 29, 2020, 12:19:43 PM
1989? He had a good run.
Title: Re: Malthus's Morbid Monuments
Post by: Malthus on March 29, 2020, 01:40:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 29, 2020, 12:19:43 PM
1989? He had a good run.

Indeed!

I read up about him - crazy lucky. The Germans caught him and sent him to another camp before the escape itself: he was lucky, as most of those who tried it were caught and murdered.

I'm happy that there are still some surprises in my local cemetery to find.