Poll
Question:
Should Ed Anger Adopt?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 10
Option 2: No
votes: 2
Option 3: Yes, white Genocide!
votes: 1
Option 4: No, Uncuck yourself, Manlet
votes: 3
Option 5: Get a German Shepard
votes: 6
Option 6: Other
votes: 1
We've begun looking into adoption. I figured, why not have fun and be mocked for it on Languish?
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2017, 08:30:35 PM
We've begun looking into adoption. I figured, why not have fun and be mocked for it on Languish?
Too serious a topic for Languish?
I've no worthwhile opinion on the matter, but kids are important so good luck with the child if you and your wife decide to adopt.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2017, 08:30:35 PM
We've begun looking into adoption. I figured, why not have fun and be mocked for it on Languish?
You have got to be kidding. You already have, I don't know, 4, 5, 6 kids? That's more than enough. You aren't childless like me. Why oh why do you want more?
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2017, 08:30:35 PM
We've begun looking into adoption. I figured, why not have fun and be mocked for it on Languish?
You have got to be kidding. You already have, I don't know, 4, 5, 6 kids? That's more than enough. You aren't childless like me. Why oh why do you want more?
Because a child doesn't has parents?
Adoption is a good thing so I vote yes. I'm curious as to your reasons though.
Also, are you thinking infant or older kid? Abroad or domestic? And yeah, what's the driving sentiment?
In light of all the sons he's given to the White Walkers, I'd say he owes it to the world.
You should yes. If only to offset Mono's point of view of the world.
Yes. You should adopt a dog, so that's the option I chose.
Quote from: mongers on June 10, 2017, 08:44:55 PM
Because a child doesn't has parents?
Mongers' identity has been stolen by one of Timmay's students!
Tim's students don't has trademark.
It is a lot of work. It costs a huge amount of money. It messes up the succession plans. He/she may not get along with you.
On the other hand, I do agree that one more member will make the Ed tribe's office worker power walk even more spectacular. I have always imagined your tribe, consisting of bankers, lawyers, engineers, accountants and doctors, doing power walks in suits.
Why would a doctor be power walking in a suit?
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 10, 2017, 09:52:47 PM
Why would a doctor be power walking in a suit?
Most doctors here wear suits. They just add a white coat on top of the suit.
Power walking...because it looks good. Ed, his wife, his 6, 7 children power walking as a sign that each and every one of them make six figures.
What do you think power walk means mono?
Now you're just collecting 'em.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2017, 10:16:00 PM
What do you think power walk means mono?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAx7flxQWDw
That's great Mono. This is what the rest of us picture when you say power walking: https://youtu.be/5sFIcRAsHls?t=47
Voted yes. If there's one rule in this world it's adopt or die.
A Chinese kid to buy you an in with our new overlords when they make their move?
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 09:36:00 PM
It is a lot of work. It costs a huge amount of money. It messes up the succession plans. He/she may not get along with you.
On the other hand, I do agree that one more member will make the Ed tribe's office worker power walk even more spectacular. I have always imagined your tribe, consisting of bankers, lawyers, engineers, accountants and doctors, doing power walks in suits.
I'm not rasing a family of Hong Kong robots.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 11, 2017, 08:02:46 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 09:36:00 PM
It is a lot of work. It costs a huge amount of money. It messes up the succession plans. He/she may not get along with you.
On the other hand, I do agree that one more member will make the Ed tribe's office worker power walk even more spectacular. I have always imagined your tribe, consisting of bankers, lawyers, engineers, accountants and doctors, doing power walks in suits.
I'm not rasing a family of Hong Kong robots.
It's how they replicate the awfulness of the past into the future.
Quote from: Monoriu on June 11, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAx7flxQWDw
I think the term you're looking for is "strut." To an American,
this is "power walking:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4
Quote from: DontSayBanana on June 11, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 11, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAx7flxQWDw
I think the term you're looking for is "strut." To an American, this is "power walking:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4
Or to a Danish Canadian, as revealed above. :P
Why not, you use every other bullshit measure as a metric of wealth, why not the number of children like some East African mud duck. Whip up some urine beer while you're at it, Chief Oomfufu.
Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2017, 08:49:05 AM
Or to a Danish Canadian, as revealed above. :P
I missed that post. :blush:
Adopt what?
Host foreign exchange students instead. Instruct them on the ways of American dominance.
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 11, 2017, 12:47:52 PM
Host foreign exchange students instead. Instruct them on the ways of American dominance.
Foster parenting. Get paid to warehouse them.
Quote from: Jacob on June 11, 2017, 12:36:00 AM
That's great Mono. This is what the rest of us picture when you say power walking: https://youtu.be/5sFIcRAsHls?t=47
:blush:
Quote from: Monoriu on June 11, 2017, 03:58:08 PM
Quote from: Jacob on June 11, 2017, 12:36:00 AM
That's great Mono. This is what the rest of us picture when you say power walking: https://youtu.be/5sFIcRAsHls?t=47
:blush:
Or, before Bill Nye made it big (from my hometown)....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6h4zLC5U8
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 08:42:37 PM
You aren't childless like me. Why oh why do you want more?
to compensate for guys like us?
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on June 11, 2017, 12:36:53 PM
Adopt what?
a 19 year old brazilian gardener, I'm guessing.
I might adopt a Hungarian.
I DONT GET ALL THESE BEET JOKES PAPA.
After reading the state's material and talking to somebody, my chances of approval are likely to be low due to my health.
Happy Fathers Day for me. Whenever it is this month.
I haz a sad.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 13, 2017, 06:34:15 PM
my chances of approval are likely to be low due to my health.
WTF's that all about, you'd think the closer you were to paying estate taxes, the happier they'd be.