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Poll
Question: Marine ou Macron ?
Option 1: votes: 27
Option 2: votes: 15
Option 3: Blank vote votes: 1
Option 4: Null vote votes: 0
Option 5: Abstention votes: 0
Option 6: Jaron as Exarch of Gallia for the Franks, Gauls, Latins and Barbarians. votes: 2
Title: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 04, 2017, 03:04:57 PM
Blank and null votes are separate in France, if you wanted to ask.

Remember, there is a third round in June, i.e legislative elections.

PS: done now before I forget or even worse, a German does it, as last time. Marine would be pissed off at me for letting the Germans organise the French vote in Languish.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 04, 2017, 03:06:51 PM
It's hard out there for a maquereau
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 03:07:10 PM
She does have nice hair.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 04, 2017, 03:08:20 PM
That picture gives me a young Peter Sellers vibe for some reason.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 04, 2017, 03:29:46 PM
Official campaign ends tomorrow. No more opinion polls after that. Saturday is the official day of thought (now or never?).
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: alfred russel on May 04, 2017, 03:33:34 PM
I wonder who FireBlade(LePen) supports.  :P

Which reminds me...I wonder what happened to Blade!  :hmm:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 04, 2017, 06:06:44 PM
Are we voting or predicting the winner?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 04, 2017, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

This election is about more than just hating moose lambs.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 07:18:17 PM
Not really no.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 04, 2017, 03:08:20 PM
That picture gives me a young Peter Sellers vibe for some reason.

It's photoshop. They blended in Hollande's features on Macron head shape.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 04, 2017, 07:23:25 PM
Emmanuel Macron is 39 and his wife is 64. French women say it's about time. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/french-women-see-revenge-in-macrons-marriage-to-an-older-woman/2017/05/03/3b21fc1a-2f47-11e7-9dec-764dc781686f_story.html)

On the plus side, that's awesome.
On the negative side, Donald J. Trump is invariably going to say/tweet something incredibly inappropriate and insulting, as he always does when it comes to dirty old dried up coozes.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 07:25:48 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 07:19:24 PM
It's photoshop. They blended in Hollande's features on Macron head shape.

Ah, so a bit of agitprop by el duque?  And he definitely chose a picture of Marine with particularly attractive hair.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Monoriu on May 04, 2017, 11:14:18 PM
Is that picture really Macron?  I maybe wrong but that doesn't really look like him.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on May 04, 2017, 11:19:27 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 04, 2017, 03:08:20 PM
That picture gives me a young Peter Sellers vibe for some reason.

It's photoshop. They blended in Hollande's features on Macron head shape.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: The Larch on May 05, 2017, 03:05:16 AM
I was going to say that it was the picture of Macron that he looks the oldest that I'd ever seen...
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 05:22:32 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 07:25:48 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 07:19:24 PM
It's photoshop. They blended in Hollande's features on Macron head shape.

Ah, so a bit of agitprop by el duque?  And he definitely chose a picture of Marine with particularly attractive hair.

What took you so long to figure it? You suck people. :( I was starting to despair.
Also, the picture of Marine with particularly attractive hair comes from Libération, a champagne left/bobo newspaper.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 05:26:01 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Führerin KriegsMarine will seize your Normandy holdings if things go sour with Trump, vorsicht!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 05:35:14 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 04, 2017, 03:33:34 PM
I wonder who FireBlade(LePen) supports.  :P



Languish's favorite candidate, Marion Maréchal-Le Pen?

(https://static.ripostelaique.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Marion2.jpg)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 05, 2017, 06:02:03 AM
I like the conservative Danish woman better.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: HVC on May 05, 2017, 07:13:18 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

Sucks when other people try to ruin your country, don't it ;) :P
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 05, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

So easy. A vote on a inconsequential forum poll sends you off crying.

Interesting.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:35:27 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

Ooh!  Do me next!!  I also voted LePen in this highly consequential forum poll :)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: HVC on May 05, 2017, 08:38:37 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:35:27 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

Ooh!  Do me next!!  I also voted LePen in this highly consequential forum poll :)

You should have claimed not to have voted LePen but another option while actually voting LePen, just to keep with your theme :P
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:46:53 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: garbon on May 05, 2017, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 05, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

So easy. A vote on a inconsequential forum poll sends you off crying.

Interesting.

Well here's to hoping the actual vote turns out like the Languish vote. :cheers:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Jacob on May 05, 2017, 12:17:01 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:35:27 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

Ooh!  Do me next!!  I also voted LePen in this highly consequential forum poll :)

To be expected from a Trump supporter like you.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 05, 2017, 12:33:02 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.

That cuts across all party lines :P
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on May 05, 2017, 12:33:31 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.

Le Pen. Her plans involve putting lots of people on trains.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: HVC on May 05, 2017, 12:41:05 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on May 05, 2017, 12:33:31 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.

Le Pen. Her plans involve putting lots of people on trains.

Yeah, but their gonna lose a lot of revenue on the one way trains trips coming back empty.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.

Not Macron, who prefers people in coaches/busses.  :P

http://www.humanite.fr/emmanuel-macron-en-marche-ses-bus-deja-en-faillite-626344 (http://www.humanite.fr/emmanuel-macron-en-marche-ses-bus-deja-en-faillite-626344)

L'Humanité, the communist newspaper, seems skeptical though.

NB: En marche is the name of Macron's movement.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: The Minsky Moment on May 05, 2017, 02:01:37 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 05:22:32 AM
a champagne left/bobo newspaper.

Since when is champagne used as part of a term of abuse . . . in France??
Talk about contempt for one's own culture. 
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 02:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 05, 2017, 02:01:37 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 05:22:32 AM
a champagne left/bobo newspaper.

Since when is champagne used as part of a term of abuse . . . in France??
Talk about contempt for one's own culture.

Since never. Stop with the fake news, it's so sad!

PS: at least Libé staff drinks champagne unlike you know whom on Languish.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 02:21:57 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 05, 2017, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 05, 2017, 12:26:01 PM
Just out of curiosity, which one is more likely to spend lavish amounts of money on government (partially) owned rail industries?  I'm asking for a friend.

Not Macron, who prefers people in coaches/busses.  :P

Worse than Hitler.  :mad:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: HVC on May 05, 2017, 07:20:13 PM
Looks like the russkies are hacking for their puppets again. Guess trump shouldn't feel so special anymore.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 05, 2017, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 05, 2017, 07:20:13 PM
Looks like the russkies are hacking for their puppets again. Guess trump shouldn't feel so special anymore.

One of these days, people will take information security seriously.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 05, 2017, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

Or maybe they'll just fuck dead baby heads right in their little aborted mouths during the legally required funeral.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on May 05, 2017, 08:46:59 PM
Will FN hand the nuclear codes to the Russians?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 05, 2017, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

Or maybe they'll just fuck dead baby heads right in their little aborted mouths during the legally required funeral.

That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 05, 2017, 09:01:15 PM
Don't you have vaccines to deny or something?  HPV for the whole family?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Jacob on May 05, 2017, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 05, 2017, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

Spicey continues to favor foreign dictators over the United States. Man it is amazing the crazy entent he is embracing this Cold War Democrat thing.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 05, 2017, 11:04:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 05, 2017, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

Spicey continues to favor foreign dictators over the United States. Man it is amazing the crazy entent he is embracing this Cold War Democrat thing.

Hillary Clinton pees sitting down.  Putin has a fat, juicy, meaty cock. And derfetusfucker is all about that cock.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 05, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

So easy. A vote on a inconsequential forum poll sends you off crying.

Interesting.

Oh yes, play it off as if you're so smart and slick, trolling us simpletons with your witty flirts towards fascism. So dangerous! Such a bad boy! Hitler did nothing wrong! HAHAHA aren't you funny, right?

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6iA4T60.jpg&hash=d102c67dd9442a29ae083f6527e37d71d59e0de6)

Here's the thing about assholes like you: you're sad. There are pills for that nowadays. For fuck's sake. C'est triste d'etre aussi con.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: DGuller on May 06, 2017, 01:48:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 05, 2017, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

Spicey continues to favor foreign dictators over the United States. Man it is amazing the crazy entent he is embracing this Cold War Democrat thing.
Have Cold War Democrats really been this overtly treasonous?  I'm sure some were useful idiots, but the far right in so many western countries these days seems to be a lot more than that.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 06, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
We Americans have enough faith in our institutions that we can be assholes on the internet without being complicit in a budding holocaust.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: The Brain on May 06, 2017, 02:02:43 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 01:26:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 05, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 04, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2017, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 04, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Six votes for Le Pen. :blink:

I kinda want to see how bad things can get.

I helped!

Fuck you. Just because your state and country is a shithole doesn't mean you have to wish for proto-fascism everywhere you drag your fat yankee ass.

So easy. A vote on a inconsequential forum poll sends you off crying.

Interesting.

Oh yes, play it off as if you're so smart and slick, trolling us simpletons with your witty flirts towards fascism. So dangerous! Such a bad boy! Hitler did nothing wrong! HAHAHA aren't you funny, right?

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6iA4T60.jpg&hash=d102c67dd9442a29ae083f6527e37d71d59e0de6)

Here's the thing about assholes like you: you're sad. There are pills for that nowadays. For fuck's sake. C'est triste d'etre aussi con.

:lol: You've nailed Ed, the alt-right trollmeister.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 02:09:02 AM
*shrug* Whatevs. I just don't find it funny. Knock yourself out though.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 06, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
We Americans have enough faith in our institutions that we can be assholes on the internet without being complicit in a budding holocaust.

Yes yes but what is the point in internet asshattery?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: DGuller on May 06, 2017, 02:19:50 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 06, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
We Americans have enough faith in our institutions that we can be assholes on the internet without being complicit in a budding holocaust.

Yes yes but what is the point in internet asshattery?
Two reasons:  either they think they're being clever and witty (don't ask me why, I have no idea), or they're saying things they truly believe but dial it up just a notch for plausible deniability (because they are aware that their beliefs if stated openly would make them pariahs).  Ed is probably the first type, while you know who is most definitely the second type.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: The Brain on May 06, 2017, 02:36:06 AM
:blush:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 06, 2017, 03:03:53 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 06, 2017, 02:36:06 AM
:blush:

I was going to guess Voldemort.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 08:05:37 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2Fsquare_medium%2F16%2F169501%2F2751389-8507545247-16286.gif&hash=b21f26da8813d2246f176d0d33484d125d9fa823)

I'm spent.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: crazy canuck on May 06, 2017, 08:22:04 AM
Quote from: DGuller on May 06, 2017, 02:19:50 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 06, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
We Americans have enough faith in our institutions that we can be assholes on the internet without being complicit in a budding holocaust.

Yes yes but what is the point in internet asshattery?
Two reasons:  either they think they're being clever and witty (don't ask me why, I have no idea), or they're saying things they truly believe but dial it up just a notch for plausible deniability (because they are aware that their beliefs if stated openly would make them pariahs).  Ed is probably the first type, while you know who is most definitely the second type.

The first reason explains Grumbles.  The second reason explains Martinus.  Ed is just trolling.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:59:49 AM
Ed is just bored with the ennui of life.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 05, 2017, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 05, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
Or maybe they'll stop conspiring to rig primaries.

What are you talking about?

Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 01:47:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.

That's crazy talk.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Jacob on May 06, 2017, 03:22:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 01:47:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.

That's crazy talk.

Yeah it is.

I reckon spicy has about one or two years of ramping up on the conspiracy theories and by the next election he'll be a full on open Trumpista.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: frunk on May 06, 2017, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 06, 2017, 03:22:46 PM

Yeah it is.

I reckon spicy has about one or two years of ramping up on the conspiracy theories and by the next election he'll be a full on open Trumpista.

Once you start buying into conspiracy theories it's really tough to know when to stop.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
That's rich, coming from you guys with your "Putin owns Trump" conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 04:03:05 PM
 :lol:  Your journey to the dark side is complete.  Nostrovia!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: HVC on May 06, 2017, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
That's rich, coming from you guys with your "Putin owns Trump" conspiracy theory.

If Clinton had won with even a fraction of the Russian scandals that Trump and his people have you'd be rage splooging. His security advisor resigned over Russian ties. His God damn security adivisor.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
That's rich, coming from you guys with your "Putin owns Trump" conspiracy theory.

That's your defense, that what you said is only as stupid as what the Clinton fanbois say?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 05:26:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 01:47:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.

That's crazy talk.

How is that crazy talk? The DNC has admitted as much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd)

https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind (https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind)

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/ (http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 06:03:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
That's rich, coming from you guys with your "Putin owns Trump" conspiracy theory.

That's your defense, that what you said is only as stupid as what the Clinton fanbois say?

I was just pointing out the hypocrisy, Mr. Hillary Fanboi.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 06:05:47 PM
Oooh!  Nut shot!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 06:15:50 PM
Quote from: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 05:26:38 PM
How is that crazy talk? The DNC has admitted as much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd)

https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind (https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind)

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/ (http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/)

The only thing I see in those links (skimmed) that's even remotely related to rigging a primary is the Peretz quote.  Preferring one candidate is not rigging a primary.  Despising another is not rigging a primary. Words have meaning.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:59:49 AM
Ed is just bored with the ennui of life.

Basically. But because of Zoups fragile psyche, I will refrain from Le Pen votes in worthless forum polls. His tears stain his clothes. That is hard on the environment washing all his tear stained garments.

Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 06:28:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 06:15:50 PM
Quote from: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 05:26:38 PM
How is that crazy talk? The DNC has admitted as much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd)

https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind (https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind)

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/ (http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/)

The only thing I see in those links (skimmed) that's even remotely related to rigging a primary is the Peretz quote.  Preferring one candidate is not rigging a primary.  Despising another is not rigging a primary. Words have meaning.

Manipulating debates, media collusion, voter suppression tactics. Words have meaning.

https://medium.com/rally-point-perspectives/dnc-shatters-the-illusion-of-american-democracy-in-order-to-keep-peoples-27-bucks-eaccc01ad3bd (https://medium.com/rally-point-perspectives/dnc-shatters-the-illusion-of-american-democracy-in-order-to-keep-peoples-27-bucks-eaccc01ad3bd)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 06:28:00 PM
Manipulating debates, media collusion, voter suppression tactics. Words have meaning.

I can tell what you mean by manipulating debates and can make an educated guess about voter suppression but what the fuck do you mean by media collusion?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:59:49 AM
Ed is just bored with the ennui of life.

Basically. But because of Zoups fragile psyche, I will refrain from Le Pen votes in worthless forum polls. His tears stain his clothes. That is hard on the environment washing all his tear stained garments.

Pussy.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 06:59:13 PM
You win.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: grumbler on May 06, 2017, 07:46:08 PM
Quote from: citizen k on May 06, 2017, 05:26:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2017, 01:47:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.

That's crazy talk.

How is that crazy talk? The DNC has admitted as much.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz-and-the-dnc-favored-hillary_us_57b365a4e4b0b3bb4b0800bd)

https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind (https://news.vice.com/story/tom-perez-says-democratic-primaries-were-rigged-against-bernie-then-changes-mind)

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/ (http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-lawyer-reportedly-said-they-could-have-chosen-between-clinton-sanders-over-cigars-in-back-rooms/)

The DNC has admitted that they favored Democratic Party candidates over non-Democrats?  OMFG, I R RAGE!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 07:59:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:59:49 AM
Ed is just bored with the ennui of life.

Basically. But because of Zoups fragile psyche, I will refrain from Le Pen votes in worthless forum polls. His tears stain his clothes. That is hard on the environment washing all his tear stained garments.



(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-E7DCoixzlDE%2FVlfHIOneBwI%2FAAAAAAAAKIM%2FQMhjLJdA_Ig%2Fs1600%2FThe%252Bweeping%252BFrenchman%25252C%252B1940.jpg&hash=0efd4e89b81fb5da583ca8a87cde664210b169e8)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:08:20 PM
Aaaaaaaand douchebag turns it up to 11.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Oexmelin on May 06, 2017, 08:13:15 PM
Shocking that derspiess doesn't understand why someone would cry when a foreign power takes over your country in exchange for a suitably authoritarian regime.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 08:18:49 PM
I'M OFF THE HOOK! :w00t:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Jacob on May 06, 2017, 08:20:28 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on May 06, 2017, 08:13:15 PM
Shocking that derspiess doesn't understand why someone would cry when a foreign power takes over your country in exchange for a suitably authoritarian regime.

Well, given that Spicy identifies with the invaders...
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:20:56 PM
Blah blah blah something something something French pussies etc.  Mandatory requirement for knuckledragging Dumbfuckistani mouthbreathers.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: grumbler on May 06, 2017, 08:24:05 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on May 06, 2017, 08:13:15 PM
Shocking that derspiess doesn't understand why someone would cry when a foreign power takes over your country in exchange for a suitably authoritarian regime.

Though the picture is actually one of a man in Marseilles watching the French Army evacuating its standards to Africa, not a man in Paris watching the Germans march in, as it is usually titled.  The evacuation of the standards would be an even more emotional image for a former soldier, given the ties to the standards that militaries created in that era.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:25:22 PM
That photo was jerry rigged.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2017, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:25:22 PM
That photo was jerry rigged.

HA!
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Oexmelin on May 06, 2017, 08:37:46 PM
Quote from: grumbler on May 06, 2017, 08:24:05 PMThough the picture is actually one of a man in Marseilles watching the French Army evacuating its standards to Africa, not a man in Paris watching the Germans march in, as it is usually titled.  The evacuation of the standards would be an even more emotional image for a former soldier, given the ties to the standards that militaries created in that era.

I know:

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,14353.msg1020350.html#msg1020350

But that's not how derspiess is using it.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 06, 2017, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 06, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
Democrat primary was rigged against Bernie, as the leaked emails showed.

Or, you know, he could have gotten more votes or something.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 09:26:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:08:20 PM
Aaaaaaaand douchebag turns it up to 11.

Nah, I don't care much about derspicer. I get ticked off about monkeybutt's fascist loving shtick because his other shticks are usually funny, but that one isn't.

Spicer just continually misses the mark, so his trolling is inconsequential.

Ymmv, imo etc.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: dps on May 07, 2017, 12:03:19 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 09:26:19 PM
I get ticked off about monkeybutt's fascist loving shtick because his other shticks are usually funny.

Nah, not really.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: derspiess on May 07, 2017, 12:35:23 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on May 06, 2017, 09:26:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2017, 08:08:20 PM
Aaaaaaaand douchebag turns it up to 11.

Nah, I don't care much about derspicer. I get ticked off about monkeybutt's fascist loving shtick because his other shticks are usually funny, but that one isn't.

Spicer just continually misses the mark, so his trolling is inconsequential.

Ymmv, imo etc.

Dang. Well, Ed, you win this one.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Valmy on May 07, 2017, 01:10:02 AM
Well Ed has been working on that one for over 10 years.

You only just recently started. You will get there.
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 07, 2017, 01:28:26 AM
Tiebreaker- which one is the better misogynist?
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 07, 2017, 07:47:05 AM
Participation is way lower this time, no queue at all, but then I voted at a better time, 14.00 vs 12.30.
I hope null votes will be creative at least. :)
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Ed Anger on May 07, 2017, 08:24:11 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 07, 2017, 01:28:26 AM
Tiebreaker- which one is the better misogynist?

:lol:
Title: Re: Run-off of French Presidential Elections 2017
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 07, 2017, 04:35:54 PM
A word to the wise:

Highest number ever of blank and null votes: 12% of cast votes. Highest abstention for a run-off: 25,3%

:whistle:

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2017/05/07/presidentielle-un-record-de-bulletins-blancs-et-nuls_5123805_4355770.html (http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2017/05/07/presidentielle-un-record-de-bulletins-blancs-et-nuls_5123805_4355770.html)