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Poll
Question: You have to stay with a friend on bunk beds. You have the choice :
Option 1: Top bunk votes: 11
Option 2: Bottom bunk votes: 9
Option 3: I'll take the floor votes: 2
Title: top or bottom
Post by: Josquius on April 17, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
A bad movie brought this question to mind.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2017, 03:36:39 PM
Always top bunk.  Because gravity.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
No climbing.  Bottom.

Plus you get to sleep in a little fort.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Jacob on April 17, 2017, 03:52:01 PM
Top bunk.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:54:03 PM
Bottom. That's how I did it in the army.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Valmy on April 17, 2017, 03:54:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
No climbing.  Bottom.

Plus you get to sleep in a little fort.

With you. Bottom all the way.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: mongers on April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:

Elaborate.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: mongers on April 17, 2017, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:

Elaborate.

Quote from: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:54:03 PM
Bottom. That's how I did it in the army.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 17, 2017, 04:21:41 PM
Top bunk.  Literally and euphemistically.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: HVC on April 17, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

:perv:
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: garbon on April 17, 2017, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 17, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

:perv:

I was wondering if somehow Marti had snuck back! :o
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: mongers on April 17, 2017, 04:35:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 17, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

:perv:

I was wondering if somehow Marti had snuck back! :o

No that would be "Are toes stuck between the bunk bed end railings a good idea"   :P
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Monoriu on April 17, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
Bottom.  Climbing is too difficult.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: mongers on April 17, 2017, 04:37:16 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 17, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
Bottom.  Climbing is too difficult.

Please Mono, enough about your career plans already.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:


It's obvious you're a bottom.

I'm versatile.  Correction I used to be versatile.  Nowadays I just drink.




G.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2017, 06:20:52 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
I'm versatile.  Correction I used to be versatile.  Nowadays I just drink.

So what you're saying is, after a certain age, bottom = not giving a shit.

I can dig it.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Grey Fox on April 17, 2017, 06:22:29 PM
I...I don't know.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2017, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
I'm versatile.  Correction I used to be versatile.  Nowadays I just drink.

:lol:
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:31:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2017, 06:20:52 PM


So what you're saying is, after a certain age, bottom = not giving a shit.

I can dig it.


My aging bowels won't allow me to give a shit even if I did!


G.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2017, 07:33:50 PM
Bunk beds? The friend is 12?
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2017, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

It's obvious you're a bottom.

Don't let him fool you; garbon is an incredibly selfish lover.  It's all about him.
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Josquius on April 23, 2017, 03:43:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2017, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Grallon on April 17, 2017, 06:09:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

It's obvious you're a bottom.

Don't let him fool you; garbon is an incredibly selfish lover.  It's all about him.

I believe there is a thing called a power bottom :ph34r:
Title: Re: top or bottom
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 23, 2017, 05:34:16 AM
1 I don't have friends
2 If I did, they wouldn't be children
3 I would sleep on the couch