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Started by Josquius, April 17, 2017, 03:32:02 PM

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You have to stay with a friend on bunk beds. You have the choice :

Top bunk
11 (50%)
Bottom bunk
9 (40.9%)
I'll take the floor
2 (9.1%)

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Josquius

April 17, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
A bad movie brought this question to mind.
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CountDeMoney

#1
April 17, 2017, 03:36:39 PM
Always top bunk.  Because gravity.

Admiral Yi

#2
April 17, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
No climbing.  Bottom.

Plus you get to sleep in a little fort.

garbon

#3
April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:
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Jacob

#4
April 17, 2017, 03:52:01 PM
Top bunk.

The Brain

#5
April 17, 2017, 03:54:03 PM
Bottom. That's how I did it in the army.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

#6
April 17, 2017, 03:54:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
No climbing.  Bottom.

Plus you get to sleep in a little fort.

With you. Bottom all the way.
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mongers

#7
April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:
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The Brain

#8
April 17, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:

Elaborate.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#9
April 17, 2017, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: mongers on April 17, 2017, 03:56:00 PM
Wait, people are actually answering this as if it's a question about bunk beds.  :wacko:


I just assumed Tyr was being euphemistically polite.  :bowler:

Elaborate.

Quote from: The Brain on April 17, 2017, 03:54:03 PM
Bottom. That's how I did it in the army.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

DontSayBanana

#10
April 17, 2017, 04:21:41 PM
Top bunk.  Literally and euphemistically.
Experience bij!

HVC

#11
April 17, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#12
April 17, 2017, 04:30:02 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

#13
April 17, 2017, 04:35:00 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 17, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 17, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
:shutup:

:perv:

I was wondering if somehow Marti had snuck back! :o

No that would be "Are toes stuck between the bunk bed end railings a good idea"   :P
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Monoriu

#14
April 17, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
Bottom.  Climbing is too difficult.
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