Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.
And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2016, 09:01:31 PM
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.
Conversion therapy. He'll spend two weeks at a facility converting his need for pie with a more socially acceptable desire for cake. And cock.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.
And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.
No, presidents can break all the laws they want, but if you punch them, *you're* the one who goes to jail.
Moreover, only Pence, as President of the Senate, is allowed to cut the pie. If he were to refuse to, the absurd formalism of our system means that no one could eat the pie. We'd then presumably have a revolution.
Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
:lol:
Pies are for pussies.
In Penceworld, the only people you're going to be able to legally punch are preggers. #BerfCuntrol
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Service should equal citizenship. :moon:
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Service should equal citizenship. :moon:
Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on November 29, 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
Find any pubic hairs in your Coke lately?
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Service should equal citizenship. :moon:
Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.
Course it doesn't the other 20 years does.
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:lol: What a great little movie.
Oops.
Another movie I haven't seen. Whatever it is.
Worse: what if he lies about you eating a pie?
"Let me cut up your pork pie."
Dr. Sanchez. :wub:
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.
And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.
We'll have to build a pie wall around all pies, and make the Pillsbury dough boy pay for it.
Quote from: Jacob on November 29, 2016, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Cream pies?
What's a cream pie?
Pies have to have wheat flour and fruits, and only then the cream on top.
You can't make a pie with just cream.
Quote from: Siege on December 02, 2016, 11:27:51 AM
What's a cream pie?
Pies have to have wheat flour and fruits, and only then the cream on top.
You can't make a pie with just cream.
It's a porno term.