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Title: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.

And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Valmy on November 29, 2016, 09:01:31 PM
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 29, 2016, 09:09:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2016, 09:01:31 PM
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.

Conversion therapy.  He'll spend two weeks at a facility converting his need for pie with a more socially acceptable desire for cake.  And cock.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on November 29, 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.

And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.

No, presidents can break all the laws they want, but if you punch them, *you're* the one who goes to jail.

Moreover, only Pence, as President of the Senate, is allowed to cut the pie. If he were to refuse to, the absurd formalism of our system means that no one could eat the pie. We'd then presumably have a revolution.

Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:28:34 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 29, 2016, 09:30:25 PM
In Penceworld, the only people you're going to be able to legally punch are preggers.  #BerfCuntrol
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:

Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Caliga on November 29, 2016, 09:37:13 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on November 29, 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
Find any pubic hairs in your Coke lately?
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:39:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:

Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.

Course it doesn't the other 20 years does.
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Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 29, 2016, 09:42:03 PM
 :lol: What a great little movie.


Oops.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:58:54 PM
Another movie I haven't seen. Whatever it is.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Habbaku on November 29, 2016, 10:09:30 PM
Worse: what if he lies about you eating a pie?
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Jacob on November 29, 2016, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Cream pies?
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 10:20:30 PM
 
Quote from: Jacob on November 29, 2016, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Cream pies?

:o
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: The Brain on November 30, 2016, 10:53:05 AM
"Let me cut up your pork pie."

Dr. Sanchez. :wub:
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: KRonn on November 30, 2016, 02:26:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.

And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.

We'll have to build a pie wall around all pies, and make the Pillsbury dough boy pay for it.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Siege on December 02, 2016, 11:27:51 AM
Quote from: Jacob on November 29, 2016, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Cream pies?

What's a cream pie?
Pies have to have wheat flour and fruits, and only then the cream on top.
You can't make a pie with just cream.
Title: Re: Question: what if TRUMP steals my pie?
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 02, 2016, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on December 02, 2016, 11:27:51 AM
What's a cream pie?
Pies have to have wheat flour and fruits, and only then the cream on top.
You can't make a pie with just cream.

It's a porno term.