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Started by Ed Anger, November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM

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Ed Anger

November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.

And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.
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Valmy

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November 29, 2016, 09:01:31 PM
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

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November 29, 2016, 09:09:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2016, 09:01:31 PM
None. You shall bow to your lordly master and beg him to steal another pie.

Conversion therapy.  He'll spend two weeks at a facility converting his need for pie with a more socially acceptable desire for cake.  And cock.

Grinning_Colossus

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November 29, 2016, 09:26:03 PM Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 09:27:55 PM by Grinning_Colossus
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:00:31 PM
Do I have legal recourse? Can I punch him in the act of stealing my pie? Plz advise. I'm literally shaking right now.

And please merge this into the minor terrorism thread.

No, presidents can break all the laws they want, but if you punch them, *you're* the one who goes to jail.

Moreover, only Pence, as President of the Senate, is allowed to cut the pie. If he were to refuse to, the absurd formalism of our system means that no one could eat the pie. We'd then presumably have a revolution.

Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Ed Anger

#4
November 29, 2016, 09:28:34 PM
 :lol:
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11B4V

#5
November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#6
November 29, 2016, 09:30:25 PM
In Penceworld, the only people you're going to be able to legally punch are preggers.  #BerfCuntrol

Ed Anger

#7
November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

#8
November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

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November 29, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:

Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#10
November 29, 2016, 09:37:13 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on November 29, 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Source: I am a Supreme Court Justice.
Find any pubic hairs in your Coke lately?
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11B4V

#11
November 29, 2016, 09:39:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2016, 09:30:33 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
Pies are for pussies.

Your citizenship should be taken away and be forced to live with Tim.

Service should equal citizenship. :moon:

Standing in the gatehouse daydreaming doesn't count.

Course it doesn't the other 20 years does.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#12
November 29, 2016, 09:42:03 PM
 :lol: What a great little movie.


Oops.

Ed Anger

#13
November 29, 2016, 09:58:54 PM
Another movie I haven't seen. Whatever it is.
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Habbaku

#14
November 29, 2016, 10:09:30 PM
Worse: what if he lies about you eating a pie?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
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