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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: lustindarkness on October 03, 2016, 05:29:18 PM

Poll
Question: Which description of diarrhea sounds worse?
Option 1: Pissing out of my ass votes: 5
Option 2: Throwing up out of my ass votes: 4
Option 3: Other votes: 3
Title: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: lustindarkness on October 03, 2016, 05:29:18 PM
 :x :pinch: :weep:
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 03, 2016, 05:34:10 PM
Sounds like you've been eating too much mayonnaise.
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 03, 2016, 06:17:16 PM
In my experience the first kind is worse.  You squirt and squirt, think you're done, then you have to head right back.
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: FunkMonk on October 03, 2016, 06:18:39 PM
Yi is correct.
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: mongers on October 03, 2016, 06:21:23 PM
Other - making the mistake of opening this thread.  <_<
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: lustindarkness on October 03, 2016, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 03, 2016, 06:21:23 PM
Other - making the mistake of opening this thread.  <_<

:D

Compared with some of the other shitty threads we have?
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2016, 08:17:43 PM
Speaking of shit, I had quite the monster dump about 20 minutes ago. Clogged the can.
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: katmai on October 03, 2016, 08:19:24 PM
Shirting into a can is your first problem.....
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Ed Anger on October 03, 2016, 08:21:40 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 03, 2016, 08:19:24 PM
Shirting into a can is your first problem.....

I'm practicing for the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Josquius on October 04, 2016, 07:51:33 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 03, 2016, 06:17:16 PM
In my experience the first kind is worse.  You squirt and squirt, think you're done, then you have to head right back.

:yes:
You at least have some.basic control over the second....
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: Phillip V on October 04, 2016, 10:11:06 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 03, 2016, 05:29:18 PM
:x :pinch: :weep:

What did you eat?
Title: Re: Which description sounds worse?
Post by: lustindarkness on October 04, 2016, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: Phillip V on October 04, 2016, 10:11:06 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 03, 2016, 05:29:18 PM
:x :pinch: :weep:

What did you eat?

Nothing out of the ordinary, and no one else got sick.

The thread came out of the face of disgust my daughter gave me when I described me pissing out of my ass, so when I realized she did not enjoy that, I described how the first explosive event was more like a puking since it still had some "substance" to it and the rest of the day was more liquid. Needless to say, she went to her room after that. :lol:
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