Which description sounds worse?

[lustindarkness]

 

[Eddie Teach]

Sounds like you've been eating too much mayonnaise.

[Admiral Yi]

In my experience the first kind is worse.  You squirt and squirt, think you're done, then you have to head right back.

[FunkMonk]

Yi is correct.

[mongers]

Other - making the mistake of opening this thread. 

[lustindarkness]

Other - making the mistake of opening this thread. 

Compared with some of the other shitty threads we have?

[Ed Anger]

Speaking of shit, I had quite the monster dump about 20 minutes ago. Clogged the can.

[katmai]

Shirting into a can is your first problem.....

[Ed Anger]

Shirting into a can is your first problem.....

I'm practicing for the apocalypse.

[Josquius]

In my experience the first kind is worse.  You squirt and squirt, think you're done, then you have to head right back.

You at least have some.basic control over the second....

[Phillip V]

What did you eat?

[lustindarkness]

What did you eat?

Nothing out of the ordinary, and no one else got sick.

The thread came out of the face of disgust my daughter gave me when I described me pissing out of my ass, so when I realized she did not enjoy that, I described how the first explosive event was more like a puking since it still had some "substance" to it and the rest of the day was more liquid. Needless to say, she went to her room after that.