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Title: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 11, 2016, 09:18:15 AM
QuoteNFL Lines For Week 1 - NFL Football Line Week One
NFL Line 9/11 - 9/12, 2016


Date & Time    Favorite    Line    Underdog    Total
9/11 1:00 ET    At Atlanta    -2.5    Tampa Bay    47
9/11 1:00 ET    Minnesota    -2.5    At Tennessee    40
9/11 1:00 ET    At Philadelphia    -3.5    Cleveland    41.5
9/11 1:00 ET    Cincinnati    -1    At NY Jets    41.5
9/11 1:00 ET    At New Orleans    -2.5    Oakland    52
9/11 1:00 ET    At Kansas City    -6.5    San Diego    44.5
9/11 1:00 ET    At Baltimore    -3    Buffalo    44.5
9/11 1:00 ET    At Houston    -4.5    Chicago    43.5
9/11 1:00 ET    Green Bay    -5    At Jacksonville    47
9/11 4:05 ET    At Seattle    -10.5    Miami    44
9/11 4:25 ET    NY Giants    -1    At Dallas    47
9/11 4:25 ET    At Indianapolis    -3    Detroit    50.5
9/11 8:30 ET    At Arizona    -7    New England    44

Monday Night Football Line
            
9/12 7:10 ET    Pittsburgh    -3    At Washington    50
9/12 10:20 ET    Los Angeles    -2.5    At San Francisco    43


QuoteNFL bracing for possible player National Anthem protests on 9/11
FOX News Barf feed


The National Football League is bracing for possible widespread player demonstrations during the national anthem at Sunday's opening games, in what would mark a high-profile escalation of a protest movement over concerns of racial injustice in America.

The games fall on the 15th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, which the NFL plans to commemorate with appearances by military personnel, first responders and two U.S. presidents. That backdrop could further animate a fierce national debate set off last month by quarterback Colin Kaepernick's refusal to stand for the anthem.

Officials with the NFL Players Association, who have been providing its union members with guidance on what protests are prohibited under the labor agreement, expect that players on several teams may pursue some form of protest.

An official with one team said his organization had prepared a "response plan" for possible protests and expected that most other teams had done the same.

NFLPA spokesman George Atallah said that players can't violate the dress code—for example, by writing on their helmets—and they can't interrupt the game. Apart from that, Mr. Atallah said, players can express themselves as they choose.

The league hasn't disciplined Mr. Kaepernick. NFL executive vice president of communications Joe Lockhart said the league has a "somewhat broader" view than the union of what players can and can't do but explained the league would work together with the NFLPA to deal with the behavior on a case-by-case basis. He said drawing up an exhaustive list of prohibited behaviors wouldn't make sense.

Mr. Kaepernick, the backup quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, first sat out The Star-Spangled Banner at an August preseason game, saying afterward: "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color." Since then, several players have joined Mr. Kaepernick in taking one knee for the anthem, a gesture that has been met with sympathy, solidarity and outrage from fans, commentators and teammates.

The response to Mr. Kaepernick's protest hasn't only highlighted national anxieties about policing in African-American communities, it has also put coaches and owners in the precarious position of trying to balance respect for players' political expression against broader public sentiment about the military and police.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Ed Anger on September 11, 2016, 09:28:41 AM
Ugh, another year of Fox broadcasts.  :yuk:
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 11:27:58 AM
The genuises that run Clermont County Youth Football League decided to have Saturday *and* Sunday games this weekend.  m ccould have done it last week, or two weeks ago, or three weeks ago.  So I'm coaching a 2:30 game and filming a 3:45 game.  I'll be lucky to catch the second half of the late afternoon games.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 11, 2016, 12:20:27 PM
Ah, Preseason Week 5 never fails to deliver.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Tonitrus on September 11, 2016, 03:56:01 PM
Seahawks/Miami certainly both look like they're playing preseason football.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: dps on September 11, 2016, 04:00:43 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 11, 2016, 03:56:01 PM
Seahawks/Miami certainly both look like they're playing preseason football.

The Dolphins have looked like that pretty consistently for the last few years.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 11, 2016, 06:01:28 PM
It's just not worth watching the Cowboys and goofing on them without Tony Romo around.  It's just so...joyless.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: alfred russel on September 11, 2016, 06:08:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 11:27:58 AM
The genuises that run Clermont County Youth Football League decided to have Saturday *and* Sunday games this weekend.  m ccould have done it last week, or two weeks ago, or three weeks ago.  So I'm coaching a 2:30 game and filming a 3:45 game.  I'll be lucky to catch the second half of the late afternoon games.

Are you not working with the bengals this year?
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 11, 2016, 06:10:26 PM
He's not on their road squad yet.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 11, 2016, 06:19:25 PM
Girls looked sharp in the bit I watched.

WTF happened to Papa Doc's finger?  :wacko:
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 06:23:19 PM
I work for the league, and only at Bengals home games.  I have traveled with the team here & there in the past, but only in an emergency.  And occasionally I'll travel to an away game on my own dime to volunteer on the sideline.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 06:51:41 PM
Oh and btw in Tommy's game during the first series our star QB broke his forearm.  Not talking a small fracture-- a clean break.  He walked himself off the field holding his arm together with his other hand.  Defensive coach for the other team had to run to his own sideline to throw up.  Ugh.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Sophie Scholl on September 11, 2016, 11:25:27 PM
Gregg Easterbrook must have been smiling when the Raiders said "fuck conventional wisdom" and went for two to win the game instead of playing for the tie and overtime.  Not a good sign for the team when one of your bigger acquisitions on defense, Sean Smith, got torched so badly he was benched.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on September 12, 2016, 12:53:06 AM
https://twitter.com/zach_barnett/status/775113180632666112

QuoteUpdating the old @CecilHurt stat. Wins at AT&T Stadium since beginning of '15 season:
Alabama - 3
Dallas Cowboys - 1

Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 12, 2016, 04:06:46 AM
Garoppolo looked really good in the win .

Secondary not so much, however they were playing against Arizona so it's understandable.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on September 12, 2016, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 12, 2016, 04:06:46 AM
Garoppolo looked really good in the win .

Secondary not so much, however they were playing against Arizona so it's understandable.

One bad snap away from the entire AFC East shitting the bed on Week 1.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 12, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The foreskins vs. NFL Properties. Who does CdM favor in this matchup?
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: alfred russel on September 12, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 06:51:41 PM
Oh and btw in Tommy's game during the first series our star QB broke his forearm.  Not talking a small fracture-- a clean break.  He walked himself off the field holding his arm together with his other hand.  Defensive coach for the other team had to run to his own sideline to throw up.  Ugh.

That sucks, but kids heal quick. He'll be back in no time.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on September 12, 2016, 01:44:56 PM
My self-interest is on the Foreskins.  :sleep:
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 01:48:09 PM
Tonight we are all Skins fans.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on September 12, 2016, 01:50:34 PM
Racists over rapists!
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 12, 2016, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 12, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The foreskins vs. NFL Properties. Who does CdM favor in this matchup?

:lol:

Since the North Koreans or Khmer Rouge are unavailable, and an Extinction Level Event is not in the forecast, I will be "favoring"--if that's what it could be called--NFL Properties. 
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 03:21:13 PM
Damn.  Talk about cutting off your nose...
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 12, 2016, 03:27:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 03:21:13 PM
Damn.  Talk about cutting off your nose...

Yeah, well so was rooting for Stalin on the Eastern Front.

NFL Properties merely collaborates against the Ravens--and others--from screwing with merch sales and tv ratings.  The Foreskins collaborated with the league to keep football out of Baltimore altogether.  Fuck that franchise. Go Dear Leader.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 03:40:21 PM
But think of the Ravens!
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 12, 2016, 03:46:04 PM
They need a successful Steelheads team to motivate them, you know that.  Same with Cincy.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 03:49:45 PM
I'd take an unsuccessful Steelheads team any day. 
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Sophie Scholl on September 12, 2016, 06:35:56 PM
The Cleveland RGIII Experiment is dead in the water.  Again.  I can't say as I'm saddened by the news.  Draft or trade for an actual competent qb.  Stop sifting through the trash heap of the league and after hours parties looking for "the savior".
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 12, 2016, 06:45:18 PM
Whoa. Looks like Mary Kay Cabot got some work done.  I don't think the Israelis have excavated that much in the West Bank.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: katmai on September 12, 2016, 10:12:27 PM
Oh how the Niners are teasing me.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 13, 2016, 08:04:16 AM
Well that was a butt kicking. Even when the Steelers were ahead 7-6 it felt like it was a mismatch.

Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 13, 2016, 08:31:35 AM
Both games last night were shitty.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: HVC on September 14, 2016, 03:20:14 AM
https://gfycat.com/KlutzyInstructiveCaudata
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: KRonn on September 14, 2016, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 12, 2016, 04:06:46 AM
Garoppolo looked really good in the win .

Secondary not so much, however they were playing against Arizona so it's understandable.

Yep, he did look good, better than I was expecting. Needs to keep it going now. 
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 14, 2016, 01:00:49 PM
Garoppolo was marvelous in College and I thought he landed in an ideal situation. I think he stands a good chance to being the Aaron Rogers to Brady's Brett Favre. We will see.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Grey Fox on September 14, 2016, 01:04:49 PM
How will the League cope with a 4-0 Pats team & a very, very angry Tom Brady.

I hope the Pats go 19-0 this year. Fuck those suits in NYC.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Berkut on September 14, 2016, 01:21:41 PM
I am hoping for a 4-0 start and a 4-12 finish.

That would be justice.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on September 14, 2016, 01:43:05 PM
I'm hoping, at the very least, for a 3-1 start. :w00t:
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 14, 2016, 03:18:31 PM
NFLShop is blocking people from ordering Harambe jerseys :mellow:  :nofunleague:
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 14, 2016, 06:38:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 14, 2016, 03:18:31 PM
NFLShop is blocking people from ordering Harambe jerseys :mellow:  :nofunleague:

The life you save may be your own.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 12:06:59 PM
Quote from: Berkut on September 14, 2016, 01:21:41 PM
I am hoping for a 4-0 start and a 4-12 finish.

That would be justice.

:lol:  Didn't know there were any Roger Goodell fans on the board.

Real justice would see Goodell fine 25% of the salary of every player who voted to give Goodell the power to steal their money.

What a bunch of morons.  The stupidity of NFL players, along with the stupidity of NFL owners, are the best reasons to avoid anything that makes the NFL money.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 16, 2016, 12:37:22 PM
It'd be interesting to read grumbler's take on Rae Carruth had Carruth played at Michigan.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 16, 2016, 12:42:26 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 16, 2016, 12:37:22 PM
It'd be interesting to read grumbler's take on Rae Carruth had Carruth played at Michigan.

Yes slightly inflating footballs in an attempt to get an edge is totally equivalent to murder. You fucks are waaaaay outside of any sanity on this issue. You bitch about the no fun league but here you want to flip out anytime somebody is not just a apathetic drone out to score a paycheck.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: derspiess on September 16, 2016, 12:55:53 PM
Wow I didn't realize you were such a big Brady fan.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 16, 2016, 01:01:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 16, 2016, 12:55:53 PM
Wow I didn't realize you were such a big Brady fan.

Yeah. He makes watching the NFL interesting. God Bless him. I will miss him when he is gone. I do wish he had served his suspension like a man, when you get caught you gotta pay the price.

But I appreciate the effort to brush up against the limits as much as you can. I wish the Redskins were known for that kind of competitive hustle rather than idiotic ownership and racism.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:04:53 PM
I suppose Stalin made watching WWII interesting, too.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 16, 2016, 02:07:28 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:04:53 PM
I suppose Stalin made watching WWII interesting, too.

Hard to stretch the rules of a conflict without any :P

But John McGraw made the 1890s Baltimore Orioles interesting...so I hear.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:08:36 PM
I wouldn't know.  Did he deflate footballs?
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: Valmy on September 16, 2016, 02:11:43 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:08:36 PM
I wouldn't know.  Did he deflate footballs?

Probably. But not really relevant to his time with the Baltimore Orioles.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:13:13 PM
Not really relevant to this thread, either.  So stop loving cheaters and hating America.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 16, 2016, 01:01:34 PM
Yeah. He makes watching the NFL interesting. God Bless him. I will miss him when he is gone. I do wish he had served his suspension like a man, when you get caught you gotta pay the price.

But I appreciate the effort to brush up against the limits as much as you can. I wish the Redskins were known for that kind of competitive hustle rather than idiotic ownership and racism.

The problem is that Brady didn't get caught doing anything.  The footballs were not deflated.  Goodell fucked Brady over simply because he had to to cover up Goodell's corruption, and because there was nothing anyone could do to stop him, barring the owners replacing him.

To give up six million dollars simply to make someone think you 'a man" is dumb.  not foodell-level dumb, but dumb.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:08:36 PM
I wouldn't know.  Did he deflate footballs?

Émile Clapeyron deflated those footballs.  He deflated Indianapolis's footballs, too, but Andrew luck was not suspended.  The only person who illegally deflated footballs was the Indianapolis Colts equipment manager who deflated the football D'Qwell Jackson intercepted, but the Colts were not even criticized for this admitted violation of the rules.
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:50:01 PM
Quote from: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
The problem is that Brady didn't get caught doing anything.

--Defense counsel (Michigan '27),
Judgment at Nuremgrumbler
Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 03:31:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 02:50:01 PM
Quote from: grumbler on September 16, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
The problem is that Brady didn't get caught doing anything.

--Defense counsel (Michigan '27),
Judgment at Nuremgrumbler

"Hang the nigger Patriot."
"But he didn't do anything."
"Then hang him for being a nigger Patriot."

- To Kill a Moneybird

Title: Re: NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2016, 03:33:16 PM
I thought Aaron Hernandez was of Hispanic decent. :(