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Title: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: viper37 on July 03, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
http://piratesnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/smart-car.html

I kinda like the Smorvette :D
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: BVN on July 03, 2009, 08:45:36 AM
The Smorsche? Sounds nasty...  <_<
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: garbon on July 03, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
I like when people drive on the highway in their smart cars.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Phillip V on July 03, 2009, 11:38:45 AM
Will they die?
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Zanza on July 03, 2009, 01:15:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
Why :bleeding:?
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 03, 2009, 01:15:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
Why :bleeding:?
Jealousy, probably.  Any guy seen driving around a Smart car in US must have at least 8 inches worth of confidence in his masculinity.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 01:42:03 PM
They just look out of place here, that's why. ^_^
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: garbon on July 03, 2009, 02:13:10 PM
I want to see them run over, that's all. ^_^
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: FunkMonk on July 03, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.
Natural selection will sort them out.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: ulmont on July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 03, 2009, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.

On the plus side, at least the motorcyclist gets the pleasure of picking bug guts out of his teeth. :)
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 03:44:22 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.
That may be so but you can't get trapped inside a motorcycle, so they can't be called a death trap.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Zanza on July 03, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 03:44:22 PMThat may be so but you can't get trapped inside a motorcycle, so they can't be called a death trap.
With motorcycles you always have the problem that you might get trapped inside a car you are crashing into.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: Iormlund on July 03, 2009, 04:03:06 PM
Smart apparently solves the motorcycle-ejecting problem by making the body so rigid your brain will likely turn into pulp in the event of a crash. You can thus save on helmets.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 03, 2009, 04:09:09 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on July 03, 2009, 04:03:06 PM
Smart apparently solves the motorcycle-ejecting problem by making the body so rigid your brain will likely turn into pulp in the event of a crash. You can thus save on helmets.

Thus putting an end to your carbon footprint. Save the earth.
Title: Re: Smart Cars invasion
Post by: lustindarkness on July 03, 2009, 07:44:02 PM
Please tell me those are photoshops.