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Started by viper37, July 03, 2009, 08:11:19 AM

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viper37

July 03, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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BVN

#1
July 03, 2009, 08:45:36 AM
The Smorsche? Sounds nasty...  <_<

garbon

#2
July 03, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
I like when people drive on the highway in their smart cars.
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Phillip V

#3
July 03, 2009, 11:38:45 AM
Will they die?

Caliga

#4
July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
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Zanza

#5
July 03, 2009, 01:15:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
Why :bleeding:?

DGuller

#6
July 03, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 03, 2009, 01:15:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:10:17 PM
Smart cars have started to appear on the roads in Kentucky. :bleeding:
Why :bleeding:?
Jealousy, probably.  Any guy seen driving around a Smart car in US must have at least 8 inches worth of confidence in his masculinity.

Caliga

#7
July 03, 2009, 01:42:03 PM
They just look out of place here, that's why. ^_^
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garbon

#8
July 03, 2009, 02:13:10 PM
I want to see them run over, that's all. ^_^
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#9
July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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FunkMonk

#10
July 03, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.
Natural selection will sort them out.
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ulmont

#11
July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?

DGuller

#12
July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.

Eddie Teach

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July 03, 2009, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.

On the plus side, at least the motorcyclist gets the pleasure of picking bug guts out of his teeth. :)
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#14
July 03, 2009, 03:44:22 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 03, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: ulmont on July 03, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 02:16:58 PM
They look like death traps to me.

How much more dangerous could they be than a motorcycle?
They can't be, given that motorcycle is 20 times as fatal per mile traveled as a normal car.
That may be so but you can't get trapped inside a motorcycle, so they can't be called a death trap.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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