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Poll
Question: Who is the greatest actor to have played in the NFL?
Option 1: Jim Brown votes: 4
Option 2: Carl Weathers votes: 7
Option 3: Alex Karras votes: 1
Option 4: Fred Dryer votes: 1
Option 5: OJ Simpson votes: 3
Option 6: Fred Williamson votes: 1
Option 7: Terry Bradshaw votes: 0
Option 8: Howie Long votes: 0
Option 9: Bubba Smith votes: 1
Option 10: Terry Crews votes: 8
Option 11: I'm gonna say The Rock cause the CFL is just as good :canuck: votes: 4
Option 12: Romney/Jaron 2016! votes: 0
Option 13: Other votes: 1
Title: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 11, 2016, 11:32:03 PM
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Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2016, 11:50:08 PM
Wait great as an actor or great as a football player?
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2016, 11:51:56 PM
The Cincinnati Bengals that have been acting their entire football careers.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2016, 12:41:35 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 11, 2016, 11:50:08 PM
Wait great as an actor or great as a football player?

The best actor.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: dps on March 12, 2016, 01:12:00 AM
Voted other:  Woody Strode.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: celedhring on March 12, 2016, 06:20:21 AM
Tossup between Crews and Weathers, I'll go with Weathers 'cause he was Apollo fucking Creed.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Liep on March 12, 2016, 06:23:15 AM
Quote from: celedhring on March 12, 2016, 06:20:21 AM
Tossup between Crews and Weathers, I'll go with Weathers 'cause he was Apollo fucking Creed.

Same, but equally for getting a stew on.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Duque de Bragança on March 12, 2016, 07:30:13 AM
Fred Williamson for his career from Blaxploitation to Italo(-Turkish) B-movie.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Norgy on March 12, 2016, 08:04:35 AM
O.J. He acted quite innocently.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2016, 09:06:11 AM
Fred Dwyer? But no Ed Marinaro?
Fucking amateur hour.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Razgovory on March 12, 2016, 09:37:43 AM
Easy, Jim Brown.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2016, 09:06:11 AM
Fred Dwyer? But no Ed Marinaro?
Fucking amateur hour.

If you're going to complain about someone being on the list, complain about Bradshaw. Dryer was a perfectly convincing private detective or whatever Hunter was to a young child.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2016, 10:18:50 AM
Terry Bradshaw was in Cannonball Run.  Advantage: Burt Reynolds.

Ed Marinaro finished 2nd in Heisman voting despite going to Cornell and being afflicted with White Running Back Syndrome, and Hill Street Blues was on "Must See TV" Thursdays.  Hunter was buried on Tuesdays, when people masturbated. 
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: dps on March 12, 2016, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2016, 10:18:50 AM
Hunter was buried on Tuesdays, when people masturbated. 

I sure many did when Stephanie Kramer was on-screen.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 12, 2016, 03:28:47 PM
Didn't know Weathers was in the NFL.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: alfred russel on March 12, 2016, 05:21:40 PM
Voted Brown because he was such an awesome player.

If rating the best actor on the list, at least in terms of popular success, I think it has to be the rock. He is a bona fide leading man and movie star.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2016, 06:17:07 PM
You were wrong on both counts.  :P

You're supposed to choose the best actor who played in the NFL. Not the best player and not some guy who almost got in the NFL. (That's the Canuck Jaron option).
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: PDH on March 12, 2016, 06:59:28 PM
Jim Thorpe
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: grumbler on March 12, 2016, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2016, 06:17:07 PM
You were wrong on both counts.  :P

You're supposed to choose the best actor who played in the NFL. Not the best player and not some guy who almost got in the NFL. (That's the Canuck Jaron option).

Dwayne Jonson almost got into the CFL.  He never played in the CFL.  He's probably the best actor on the list.  I'm going for Alex Karras as the best that actually qualified.  He could play the thug or tough guy like the others, but also had acting range.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2016, 07:57:00 PM
Wiki says he was on the Calgary team and cut two months into the season.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Tonitrus on March 12, 2016, 08:17:03 PM
Dick Butkus.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 12, 2016, 08:21:21 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 12, 2016, 08:17:03 PM
Dick Butkus.

I was thinking about Dick.  What was he in?
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: dps on March 13, 2016, 12:54:31 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 12, 2016, 08:21:21 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 12, 2016, 08:17:03 PM
Dick Butkus.

I was thinking about Dick.  What was he in?

Mostly a lot of guest spots on 70s and 80s TV series.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Jaron on March 13, 2016, 04:00:27 AM
JUICE!
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: celedhring on March 13, 2016, 09:13:21 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".

Vinnie Jones transitioned seamlessly from football thug to movie thug. He's managed to be in some decent movies too.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: celedhring on March 13, 2016, 09:54:51 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

It was "Evasión o victoria" (Escape or victory) over here, which makes sense given the plot.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 13, 2016, 09:55:11 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 13, 2016, 04:00:27 AM
JUICE!

The Juice is not loose, though he may be up for parole this year.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: grumbler on March 13, 2016, 01:39:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2016, 07:57:00 PM
Wiki says he was on the Calgary team and cut two months into the season.
He never made the team.  He was on the practice squad or d-league or whatever they called that back then.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 01:01:13 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

No, you're most likely right.
It's been 25 years or so since I saw it.
Norwegian footballer Hallvard Thoresen had a small part.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Sophie Scholl on March 14, 2016, 03:21:17 AM
Tough call between a few good options.  I'm going with my sentimental favorite and the unlisted John Matuszak.  He played for my favorite team (Oakland/Los Angeles Raiders)and he was in my favorite movie as a child (The Goonies).  I'm disappointed he didn't make the list. <_<
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 14, 2016, 03:30:28 AM
Oh, that was an Oscar-worthy performance there.  :lol:
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Gups on March 14, 2016, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 01:01:13 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

No, you're most likely right.
It's been 25 years or so since I saw it.
Norwegian footballer Hallvard Thoresen had a small part.

Definitely Escape to Victory in the UK. As well as Sly and Pele, it had Ossie Ardilles, Bobbie Moore, Michael Caine and a bunch of other footballers.
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: Gups on March 14, 2016, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 01:01:13 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

No, you're most likely right.
It's been 25 years or so since I saw it.
Norwegian footballer Hallvard Thoresen had a small part.

Definitely Escape to Victory in the UK. As well as Sly and Pele, it had Ossie Ardilles, Bobbie Moore, Michael Caine and a bunch of other footballers.

Sly was the goalie, I remember. The Germans were suitably evil.

Of course, you'd throw the midget in as the goalie.
I think I need to find it and watch it again.  :lol:
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: The Larch on March 14, 2016, 06:59:24 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: Gups on March 14, 2016, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 01:01:13 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

No, you're most likely right.
It's been 25 years or so since I saw it.
Norwegian footballer Hallvard Thoresen had a small part.

Definitely Escape to Victory in the UK. As well as Sly and Pele, it had Ossie Ardilles, Bobbie Moore, Michael Caine and a bunch of other footballers.

Sly was the goalie, I remember. The Germans were suitably evil.

Of course, you'd throw the midget in as the goalie.
I think I need to find it and watch it again.  :lol:

There's a Spanish company that makes replicas of classic & retro footie shirts that has made a model like the one Stallone wears, in case anyone is interested.  :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0673%2F6877%2Fproducts%2F1981-VICTORY-GOALKEEPER-2048x2048-front_large.jpg%3Fv%3D1439392514&hash=30c75ed7fbf0308575eb4de0ad526a7673d9896b)
Title: Re: Acting Football Players
Post by: Gups on March 14, 2016, 07:02:55 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: Gups on March 14, 2016, 04:58:56 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 14, 2016, 01:01:13 AM
Quote from: dps on March 13, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on March 13, 2016, 08:52:47 AM
If you allow write-ins from soccer, Pele was in a shitty WWII movie with Sly Stallone and some of Europe's finest. I think it was called "Escape to victory".


It was titled Victory.  At least, that was the US title;  it might have had a different title in other markets.

No, you're most likely right.
It's been 25 years or so since I saw it.
Norwegian footballer Hallvard Thoresen had a small part.

Definitely Escape to Victory in the UK. As well as Sly and Pele, it had Ossie Ardilles, Bobbie Moore, Michael Caine and a bunch of other footballers.

Sly was the goalie, I remember. The Germans were suitably evil.

Of course, you'd throw the midget in as the goalie.
I think I need to find it and watch it again.  :lol:

I saw a chunk of it again a year or so ago. It's not a great film by any means but brought back some great memories of being a football mad kid in the later 70s/early 80s - John Wark, Mike Summerbe, Ipswich's glory days, Ozzie's army...