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Title: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Legbiter on October 27, 2015, 07:05:22 AM
Yes.

Can I have your stuff?
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: garbon on October 27, 2015, 07:06:35 AM
Attention whore <_<
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:09:37 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 27, 2015, 07:05:22 AM
Yes.

Can I have your stuff?

Porn or miniatures?
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Legbiter on October 27, 2015, 07:11:09 AM
Both. Plus your Stahlhelm membership card.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Martinus on October 27, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
You have fever? What an untermensch.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Monoriu on October 27, 2015, 08:39:14 AM
I suggest panadol  :secret:
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 08:41:52 AM
You will be missed. maybe?
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Monoriu on October 27, 2015, 08:49:00 AM
Panadol for the fever.  One tablet every three hours, no more than 8 tablets each day or you fry your liver.  Cough syrup and steam for the coughing.  Steam = place a big bowl of boiling water in front of you, and breath in the steam.  Cough syrup makes you sleepy, so I take it before sleep. 
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Grey Fox on October 27, 2015, 08:49:57 AM
I think it frys kidneys too.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: DGuller on October 27, 2015, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?
Sounds like it, assuming that my googling of your symptoms was not misleading.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:09:33 AM
At least you don't have the shits, that would be a bad combo with sneezing and coughing.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Syt on October 27, 2015, 09:12:13 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:09:33 AM
At least you don't have the shits, that would be a bad combo with sneezing and coughing.

In Plague Inc. Evolved there's an achievement if you combine those symptoms.

QuoteOops is a symptom combo which causes "unwanted accidents." The player can get this combo if they evolve Diarrhoea and Sneezing. The combo draws attention to a plague. The achievement Uh Oh is earned for forming the combo.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:58:54 AM
Plague Inc. Evolved? tell me more.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: garbon on October 27, 2015, 10:07:23 AM
I've been playing Plague Inc on my phone as of late.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 27, 2015, 10:10:26 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?

It's probably a tumor.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Syt on October 27, 2015, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:58:54 AM
Plague Inc. Evolved? tell me more.

It says "Early Access," but it's fully playable with many options:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246620/
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:12:25 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 27, 2015, 10:10:26 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?

It's probably a tumor.

INAT!
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:14:37 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on October 27, 2015, 08:49:00 AM
Panadol for the fever.  One tablet every three hours, no more than 8 tablets each day or you fry your liver.  Cough syrup and steam for the coughing.  Steam = place a big bowl of boiling water in front of you, and breath in the steam.  Cough syrup makes you sleepy, so I take it before sleep.

Thank you. I'm taking Ibuprofen for the fever. The other sympoms are fairly mild as of yet.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:09:33 AM
At least you don't have the shits, that would be a bad combo with sneezing and coughing.

I had a major movement, controlled, this afternoon. :)
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:16:52 AM
I just woke up after sleeping a few hours. Sleep is the pit stop of the body.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: crazy canuck on October 27, 2015, 11:18:17 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:16:52 AM
I just woke up after sleeping

You better see a doctor
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Barrister on October 27, 2015, 11:55:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 27, 2015, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 09:58:54 AM
Plague Inc. Evolved? tell me more.

It says "Early Access," but it's fully playable with many options:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246620/

Interesting.  I spent many a commute playing Plague Inc on my phone, but not sure moving the game to a PC really needed to be done.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: grumbler on October 27, 2015, 12:15:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 27, 2015, 10:10:26 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 07:02:51 AM
I have a fever, and I also suffer from sneezing and coughing. Is it AIDS?

It's probably a tumor.

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Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 12:17:49 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 27, 2015, 11:18:17 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 11:16:52 AM
I just woke up after sleeping

You better see a doctor

Sound advice. Witch or regular though? They both have their advantages. :hmm:
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 27, 2015, 12:19:28 PM
Whichever one has the highest level.
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 12:20:48 PM
You mean whichever has done the most grinding?
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 27, 2015, 12:25:39 PM
You mean like Doctor Whore?
http://www.naughtyblog.org/the-doctor-whore-porn-parody/ (http://www.naughtyblog.org/the-doctor-whore-porn-parody/)
Title: Re: Medical advice needed
Post by: The Brain on October 27, 2015, 12:26:47 PM
My God yes.