So theres this girl Victoria right.. that i'm like totally in love with, and have been for really almost 2 years now. Anyways, we first met at work.. where we started talking and soon became really close friends.. I mean, close enough to the point where we would often even cuddle and sleep together(no sex).. after about a year of this I did something that in hindsight, probably wasn't the best idea. I just couldn't control myself! I basically spilled my guts and told her how I felt. There was this sort of awkward feeling in the air.. and in not so few words- told me that she really only saw me as a friend. OUCH. I acted like it was ok no problem, but this really screwed my head up, and I noticed after I said that we were still real close but she began to distance herself a little.
So at this point im in this sort of paniced frenzy. I start scouring the internet for advice or guidance.. and I came across this one website: http://www.dating.pcti-system.com .. Which is this online dating/attraction learning course type thing. So long story short I wound up signing up for it... Much of the info, lessons, and things it teaches you didn't quite click or make sense to my logic at the time. But after my amazing screw-up.. I was jus like fuck it, nothing much to lose. So I started employing these methods.. And long story short.. this shit worked fucking INCREDIBLY.. I can't quite explain it, this girl just ate it all up. All I can say.. at least for me, everything we think females want, or like, or what makes sense.. you can bet is almost the EXACT opposite. It's incredible. Women are really strange ill-logical creatures.. no offense to any girls out there. Anyways, after a couple months of this going back and forth we eventually wound up in a relationship, and even had sex a couple times.. it was amazing and so surreal it all happened so fast... so onto my question-
I guess with my newfound "game" .. I got a little too ahead of myself and wound up meeting this girl off myspace and ended up having sex with her.. Then one day Vic was at my house and I left my myspace page open.. she went snooping and discovered EVERYTHING.. I don't even know what I was thinking when I decided to go off and do this.. but she confronted me, I was dumbfounded lost for words, she smacked me SO hard across my face, told me she hated me n never wanted to speak 2 me again.. then left. I truly am sorry I could give a shit about this other girl. For the past week I've been trying to contact her every day and shes COMPLETELY avoiding me.. it's driving me fucking insane. I had everything I ever wanted and totally fucked it up .. Is there any way to turn this thing around?? =( Help!
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Awesome story, spambot.
Should I click his link?
So I met this girl, and she was like HOTT and shit, and then I wanted to do her real bad but she was all like "no way you are gross" and so I was sad.
But then I found www.datinghotchickswhoaresluts.org and suddenly I found out all the secrets to actually going on a date.
And it worked, and stuff. Well, I didn't get a date, because she was still all "no way" and stuff, but I did meet some other guys there who wanted another person for runs in WoW and I got lots of loot.
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http://www.dolphinsex.com/ (http://www.dolphinsex.com/)
I think you'll find your answers here.
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Didn't we get this story before?
Did she have big tits, Mr. Robot? :)
Who the flying fuck is he?
Quote from: Drakken on June 25, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
Who the flying fuck is he?
Uglyduck occasionally posts here after he's had 'trouble at home' as the English like to put it.
I thought Uglyduck was dead. :huh:
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
I thought Uglyduck was dead. :huh:
That would be one of the problems.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 25, 2009, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
I thought Uglyduck was dead. :huh:
That would be one of the problems.
So now we need to worry about the forum being invaded by Zombie Wacko Jacko AND Zombie UD? :cry:
Death solves all problems.
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
Death solves all problems.
Disco's been dead for years and it is still a cause for concern.
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
Death solves all problems.
...Except undeath.
See: disco, Yukon Territories, Hillary Clinton.
Why isn't this thread dead yet? Admittedly this guy is worse with women than Slargos, but we don't know him so we really should mock once and not care.
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
I thought Uglyduck was dead. :huh:
He is? When did that happen?
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on June 25, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:20:05 PM
I thought Uglyduck was dead. :huh:
He was defeated in the Octagon and never really recovered.
He is? When did that happen?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 25, 2009, 08:45:06 PM
He was defeated in the Octagon and never really recovered.
Losing the respect of the Yardies will do that to you.
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:lol:
UD died? :o
No, old soldiers never die, they merely fade away.
Hes going to tell you his story about how he used to live in the Yukon territories or maybe even discovered them himself... <_<
And is UD dead or not? :angry: I'd rather he was alive and well, not dead or faded away. :grrr:
What sort of silly nigger buys a $50 guide to picking up women? Fuck that shit, here's how you do it, and I'm giving this away for free:
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